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Quote by LondonPlaything
Step away from the pop top money box lp
:giggle:
the poptop fund is safe... i still havefrozen peas embedded in the permafrost of the icebox... I'll manage, dont you go worrying about little ole me
lpshall i send a noodle food parcel?they go well with peas
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Quote by de_sade
An all-too-familiar tale told with gusto and vim and read with a sense of incredulity that even in the 80's there were folks taken in by the expensive flesh pots of Soho.
Stick to the country little mouse, as you have found the city is loud, bright and expensive.
i think i love you!!!!M xx
You're not the only one
Ladies, no need to fight. I think I can manage you both...
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Quote by winchwench
Sadly there isn't one anywhere near me, so it could be a while before I can see for myself.
Great idea though BG :thumbup:
Well why not start one?
When they start selling time on ebay, I might just do that.
* has a lightbulb moment*this time next year I'll be a millio...
Oh heck maybe I'll make a fiver..
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A colleague (aged 25) throws away coins worth anything less than 20p. Literally, throws them in the bin! Says they aren't worth saving as he can't spend less than 20p.
:shock:
I was with someone a couple of weeks ago who dropped 10p and as I went to pick it up said
''leave it''
which i did..
then £1 dropped and again I was told to leave it but I picked it up saying ''i'm not leaving a pound!''
I tried to give it back to the droppee but was told to give it to charity..
I saw a homeless fella later that evening wrapped up in a quilt on the street so gave it to him .
Oh and just like the queen I don't carry cash but I probaly have a few coppers strewn around
*fumbles around the cushions*
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Quote by splendid_
oh goodness I hope you weren't suggesting I eat that.... eeeek. Nothing with a face for splendid thankyou..splendid
Stormy considers drastic facial surgery in anticipation of an oral encounter with Splendid.
Edit, reading All posts in a topic looks good about now
does 'the wife' know you are here suggesting that you have major surgery just to have oral sex ?
have you not read my profile. I am crap at sex... ffs.
splendid
p.s. and stop hi-jacking the Sarahs' sensible thread about BBQ's
After reading that, I just had to go and read your profile........
was it meant to make me do that? yes, it is a gift I have.
splendidI may have had to check out your profile too..you are like a jedi!
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Quote by solofunThe dogs owner, the uncle of the child who was killed, was sentenced to eight weeks in prison for having it.
Any dog can be dangerous, as for the dangerous dogs act, well thats just a farce, It came into place in 1991 so anyone who had a pit bull terrier then or any of the other 3 breeds has an old dog on its last legs or no longer has one.
The dog that killed Ellie shouldn't even have been here. Why isn't the dog owner being procecuted for having it? or anyone else that has one?
