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Warmer
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Quote by Freckledbird
would it not be
yale
on one breast
and
elay
on its sister?
lp

rolleyes picky bugger! lolyes good at pickying all sorts of locks :dry:
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Quote by Lost
A skeleton biggrin
I think you are meant to throw the odd morsel of food in there occasionally,Geneva convention and all that jazz :shock:
I tell you what I want ,what I really really want..
Is the Spice girlsin this here cabinet!
zigazig ha.
:thrilled:
P.S. how did you manage to get out from under the stairs again LP you liddle rascal?I thought I'd secured it good and proper
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Quote by winchwench

Hmmm, this is ripe for a caption competition! wink
anyone seen my hat? ...i'm sure I had it earlier..oh well perhaps I left it behind.
Nice to see you back and glad you enjoyed it
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A trip to the beach..just what I need right now biggrin
oh this thread is making me think about Buffalo nuts
confused
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what is the world coming to?
sips a cider on the sly :huh:
feel free to open up the real one,or just completely ignore this one..i'm just insomniacal (yes i realise this aint probably a real word,but its late,or early even and i'm tired) :cry:
*has a few cashews on the side*
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Sorry I missed what sounds like it was a whole heap of fun.
Hope to catch you all in a field somewhere soon
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*nips in to this one as well *
Happy belated Birthday wishes mallock kiss
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*nips in with a belated Birthday greeting*
Hope you had a good one sassy kiss
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sadly I'm stuck at home and will probably miss all the fun this weekend..well maybe I might catch a bit later on innocent
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Quote by winchwench
Don't forget your anti-histamines as well..just in case of any bites or stings biggrin

Good point! Someone remind RPM to be careful of the thistles.....innocentshouldn't you be packing biggrin
EDIT:just read you are all packed and ready to roll.
have a good holiday ww xxx
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Don't forget your anti-histamines as well..just in case of any bites or stings biggrin
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Quote by Pete_sw

What about the rest of you out there? What makes you feel uncontrollably happy or optimistic?

getting paid on time for once mad
sorry, this is supposed to be a happy thread, ermmmm lemmy think ................ oh i know, a field full of happy SH campers :giggle:*ting ting ting*
Hi De Hi !
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Beware the wrath of the marmite maligners/doughnut nuts..you have created a monster!
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Quote by Freckledbird
why do i have visions of David Bellamy lurking behind the hydrangea :shock:

God only knows, you bloody perve :giggle: loonOI!!!
I resemble that remark smile
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why do i have visions of David Bellamy lurking behind the hydrangea :shock:
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Quote by LondonPlaything
more distinguished passionkiss
'ere!what are you trying to say????
this launching of the tent wont go as expected... Ill have to put it up, as it were, in your yard...eh what/
lpme? nuffink :angel:
not my back yard? no ones found their way out of there in many a kalpa :twisted:
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Quote by LondonPlaything

If your little blond brain can work out the time you'll arrive, we can pick you up on our way through hun wink

the leaving is the problem...hehe
and I ain't blond!!!!!!!!!!
lpmore distinguished passionkiss
well done Pete for sorting it all despite the problems.I think you'll all have a whale of a time,I'm seriously gutted that I won't be there to enjoy it with you.
:cry:
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Freeeeeee poor paris hilton
Freeeeeee poor paris hilton
Just a few days in captivity..
her designer shoes already tat-tee
her roots are untouched..and her pants are bag-gee....
:cry:
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