I used to talk to someone in another place a while ago,we often stayed up on the forum till the early hours chatting and joking.
She mentioned to me that her 21st Birthday was approaching and I said that her birthday was near to my daughters but that she was going to be 14.
she was really shocked that I would have a child of that age and she told me that she had assumed I was around the same age as her.
:shock:
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Quote by Dave__Notts
<<<< Puckering up for one biiiigggggggg loooonnnnnnggggggggg . . . . . TJ - BJ :rascal:
Now did you want, spit, swallow or gargle :twisted: :evil2:
Get ready to pucker Dawnie . . . . . there won't be a lot left by the time I've finished with him
How about sieving? :shock:
Dave_Nottsgawd i had a dream about sieving the other the tip of my middle finger as well... :shock:
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Quote by varca
<hijack>
one hot tub and willing volunteer required :bounce: :bounce:
</hijack>
:lol2:
Moi Moi Moi
Aside: Hey the audicity of you :lol2:, hijacking the hijacking of your own thread, FFS girl cummon :giggle:audaciousness abounds she needs thoroughly taking to task for it!
as long as we don't interupt her practical planning of course
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I never wear watches as I'm not keen on the feel of them on my wrist.
I am in the club of certain things being ok wrapped around them mind you :grin:
But I really do like a nice Timepiece.
There is something almost hypnotic about the inner workings of clocks and watches,I remember when I was little seeing one of my dads that he'd taken the back off of.I was mesmorised by it.
Plus I always look at them in jewelers windows,not really that bothered about the jewelery,but like to run my eyes over all the various designs of watch,I saw a one todaywith a Dalek on it.
Cool or what?
I am in the club of certain things being ok wrapped around them mind you :grin:
But I really do like a nice Timepiece.
There is something almost hypnotic about the inner workings of clocks and watches,I remember when I was little seeing one of my dads that he'd taken the back off of.I was mesmorised by it.
Plus I always look at them in jewelers windows,not really that bothered about the jewelery,but like to run my eyes over all the various designs of watch,I saw a one todaywith a Dalek on it.
Cool or what?
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Oh dearie me..
This story has given me a rather disturbing flashback to an incident which occurred at Warmer manor a while ago.
It involved me diving out of bed in a terrified (though almost SAS like style)roll..
At the rumbling noise and flashing lights being emitted from my bedside table...
:scared:
This story has given me a rather disturbing flashback to an incident which occurred at Warmer manor a while ago.
It involved me diving out of bed in a terrified (though almost SAS like style)roll..
At the rumbling noise and flashing lights being emitted from my bedside table...
:scared:
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Quote by Dave__Notts
A beautiful peacock, just stood yards in front of me. It looked ever so nice
........problem was, I was doing 50mph in a landrover at the time and aforementioned peacock is no more :cry:
Dave_Notts
Thats just so mean..
Its sad to think the landie might be scratched, or worse.. battle scared!
I really did feel awful about it thogh. I honestly thought it would jump out of the way. It didn't :shock: . It did look beautiful though........until the time of impact :doh:
It took 3/4 of an hour taking the feathers out of the grill of the radiator
Dave_Nottsdid you make a headress with them?
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Best toy for her?mouth and all the bits inside it
The most versatile sex toy?an adventurous mind
The most luscious lube or lotion?all sources of wetness are good
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc)had a very good experience with coconut mushrooms recently ..let them warm up a coconut bits get in all sorts of little places,and is a devil to get out! :twisted:
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?got to try some more out..in the interests of science you understand
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc)string...
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The Road not Taken
Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
and sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
and looked down one as far as I could
to where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
and having perhaps the better claim
because it was grassy and wanted wear;
though as for that, the passing there
had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
in leaves no feet had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less travelled by,
and that has made all the difference
Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
and sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
and looked down one as far as I could
to where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
and having perhaps the better claim
because it was grassy and wanted wear;
though as for that, the passing there
had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
in leaves no feet had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less travelled by,
and that has made all the difference
