Quote by LondonPlaything
The Doctors sonic screwdriver would do me
didnt want to spoil the surprise... but I just happen to have one here!
lpspolis port-al to another dimention...lucky me :twisted:
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Warmer
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by LondonPlaything
there's a bloke on here, londonplaything I believe he calls himself... bit of a twat... whereas Im not, despite appearances.
lp
I think I got away with that... Im in the clear now...
I'm afraid I've got a vast collection of LPs.
I only have one LP,and despite the fact its a bit old and scratchy,and needs a bit of carefull handling in its fragile state,it still plays rather well 
cheeky bint!lpoh yes and quite temperamental too
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Quote by MikeNorth
there's a bloke on here, londonplaything I believe he calls himself... bit of a twat... whereas Im not, despite appearances.
lp
I think I got away with that... Im in the clear now...
I'm afraid I've got a vast collection of LPs.
I only have one LP,and despite the fact its a bit old and scratchy,and needs a bit of carefull handling in its fragile state,it still plays rather well Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big GOh Oh I say what is Ronaldo about to do with his hand?
As a genetically predisposed Millwall Fan I dont take much interest in Football until after the game , but thought it would only be fair to add some interest to the thread for the ladies that share my indifference...................here ya go girls who said football was dull ?
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Quote by Mallock2006
A nice cool beer here pls while I settle down to watch the motor racing
I'll try my bestest not to tell you who won :gagged: :giggle:
I'm open to bribery and corruption so as not to spoil it :grin:
You wont know who won this one :rascal:
I've just watched the A1GP and now gonna watch IRL from Kansas.....*consults racing acronymns for beginners handbook..gets headache..orders a LARGE cider*
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Quote by JagsOOOo a fully kilted bloke in your bed, very nice
I've only been to one Munch and had a great time. A few snogs was as about as racy as it got in the venue.
Later on that night I woke up in my hotel bed to see a fully kilted bloke come into my room and into my bed. Wrapped his arms around me and promptly fell asleep. Woke up again to see him, still fully kilted up, leaving my room about 3 hours later!
Munches... what's the fuss about??
my preference is for a rubber one though i have to say
now that is a good night
EDIT: a rubber kilt ..not a rubber bloke lol
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I usually blush if I get a compliment.A response i can't control.
There was a time that I believed people only said nice things to me to try and make me feel better about myself,and not because it was really true.
I do feel more positive about myself now so can accept a compliment far easier than I would have done.
I suppose I'm alright really.
Still blush though
There was a time that I believed people only said nice things to me to try and make me feel better about myself,and not because it was really true.
I do feel more positive about myself now so can accept a compliment far easier than I would have done.
I suppose I'm alright really.
Still blush though
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I had a hand written letter from a friend a week or two ago..totally unexpected but it really was a nice surprise.
i had a big grin on my face all day from it.
How often do people send letters nowadays what with all the various methods of instant messaging?
well it was nice to know someone had taken the time and effort to put pen to paper,nip to the post box etc..mind you stamps don't have to be licked anymore do they..the lazy so and so..
i had a big grin on my face all day from it.
How often do people send letters nowadays what with all the various methods of instant messaging?
well it was nice to know someone had taken the time and effort to put pen to paper,nip to the post box etc..mind you stamps don't have to be licked anymore do they..the lazy so and so..
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Quote by varca
A pleasure to have you indeed WarmerSo how many have we so far lol? Double Ohh (adding an mmmmmmm here too) :grin: Earthy, me, Warmer, any more for any more?
Quote by LondonPlaything
never have been one to feel particularly a *part* of things in the first place here...
i said this a while back... can I join?..
what the bejayz Im joining i havent a clue.. but what they hey!
lp
LP, welcome into the fold of my bosom :rascal:seconded.. welcome to my bosom also :rascal: but lets keep him in the dark for what its all about for a little while hey? :twisted:
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Quote by varca
I'll join the lost souls club..if you'll have me
I have felt a distinct lack of belonging anywhere recently.
With that avatar it'll be a pleasure
Double Ohh you haven't lost your flirtiness knack by the way, just thought I'd tell you
A pleasure to have you indeed Warmer
So how many have we so far lol? Double Ohh (adding an mmmmmmm here too) :grin: Earthy, me, Warmer, any more for any more? When does our first meeting convene and who's looking at the agenda? Double Ohhh Mmmmmm, blush not, tis true
You flirted mightily or is that meatily
in my opinion as we were chatting for the first time on the phone when I was half naked in a Le Senza changing room :giggle:cheers varca..my lost soul is very happy to find somewhere to rest its weary head.. or maybe even dance a jig..watch out it seems to be gaining a life of its own!!it seems to believe all of a sudden
:shock:<---- is told her bosom is a comfy place to rest weary and not so weary heads :grin: As for a jig, that I can do, next munch, save a space on your dance card for me eh?
Mind you Chooon will recommend that you don't jive with me you are booked in !!you really haven't seen me dance though have you ??
sweetmotherofthegoddessofthighhighboots!
you really are in for a treat
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Quote by varca
I'll join the lost souls club..if you'll have me
I have felt a distinct lack of belonging anywhere recently.
With that avatar it'll be a pleasure
Double Ohh you haven't lost your flirtiness knack by the way, just thought I'd tell you
A pleasure to have you indeed Warmer
So how many have we so far lol? Double Ohh (adding an mmmmmmm here too) :grin: Earthy, me, Warmer, any more for any more? When does our first meeting convene and who's looking at the agenda? Double Ohhh Mmmmmm, blush not, tis true
You flirted mightily or is that meatily
in my opinion as we were chatting for the first time on the phone when I was half naked in a Le Senza changing room :giggle:cheers varca..my lost soul is very happy to find somewhere to rest its weary head.. or maybe even dance a jig..watch out it seems to be gaining a life of its own!!it seems to believe all of a sudden :shock: Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'll join the lost souls club..if you'll have me
I have felt a distinct lack of belonging anywhere recently.
With that avatar it'll be a pleasure
Double Ohh you haven't lost your flirtiness knack by the way, just thought I'd tell you
as long as we don't have to put an R in front of it!! Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
see those people?
there they are...right now...they're walking down the pavemant towards you.. two or three abreast...
you've seen them, they've seen you... you all quite aware of each other... so all is good...
there shouldn't be a problem at all as it appears you are about to approach and pass each other at that lamppost should it?...
nah...it'll be fine... you'll just ease on over to one side of the pavement, and they'll do the same, an easy and trouble-free pass... no mess, no fuss...
a simple maneuouvre (if not a simple spelling)
but nooooo... even though they should wellll be aware of the heavy bag you may be carrying... the child you're shepherding, the wheelchair you're assisting.... nooooooo..
do they move?
do they Hell!
a clashing of shoulders/elbows... forced into hedgerow... brickwall
what the hell is that all about... you move for them...why wont they move for you???
bastards
so....
instantly transported into the local stinking duckpond.. knee-deep in filth, condoms, and beercans for them... (I could think of nowhere else off of the top of my head...)... can I borrow the big shoes and beating with sticks thingie too?..please?
do these folk annoy me...?
just a bit?
you bet!
lp
One day when I’m feeling brave and all is quiet, I’d like to borrow your mind. Just for a bit, and with my hand on the ejector seat, I’d like to look into the void and wonder at it all.
carefull what you wish for stormy... :scared: 