Quote by LondonPlaything
'wet warming'
interestinggggggk
lpyes well i don't think it was a kink she appreciated
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Warmer
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
UK
Forum
Sex God
years ago i had a lodger who would go out on an afternoon to the pub and easily drink around 14 pints of lager.
He would then come home and fall asleep on one of my nice chairs..occasionally 'wetting' himself
I would obviously try to rouse him so he could disinfect the chair..Joy of joys!
Any way i took to coating the chairs with black bags and towels before he collapsed into his squiffy state.
A few years later after he'd left/got married/and got divorced, i spoke to his ex wife who told me that one of the reasons she divorced him was his penchant for 'wet warming' her back in bed after a night out :shock:
He would then come home and fall asleep on one of my nice chairs..occasionally 'wetting' himself
I would obviously try to rouse him so he could disinfect the chair..Joy of joys!
Any way i took to coating the chairs with black bags and towels before he collapsed into his squiffy state.
A few years later after he'd left/got married/and got divorced, i spoke to his ex wife who told me that one of the reasons she divorced him was his penchant for 'wet warming' her back in bed after a night out :shock:
Sex God
I used hair removal creme on my down below bits,even though it does say on the instructions not to.
I must admit it was a bit tender but I prefer it to shaving,as I have a tendancy to butcher myself :shock:
someone did recommend the epilater and i think i will try that some stage.
I'm just bracing myself for it
I must admit it was a bit tender but I prefer it to shaving,as I have a tendancy to butcher myself :shock:
someone did recommend the epilater and i think i will try that some stage.
I'm just bracing myself for it
Sex God
well normally my texts are purely practical
on my way..
what time you home?
what time you coming round etc..
(emails now thats another matter :twisted: )
but after reading this thread the other night i thought i would send a few saucier texts..well i have to say it was very very interesting :rascal:
on my way..
what time you home?
what time you coming round etc..
(emails now thats another matter :twisted: )
but after reading this thread the other night i thought i would send a few saucier texts..well i have to say it was very very interesting :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by FreckledbirdI'm glad I was quick off the mark then
I'm gobsmacked at the response to this, both here and in PM. I currently have about 80 people in total, with the main and the reserve list :shock:
Some people are probably going to be disappointed - I doubt the venue would be a possibilty to allow everyone to attend. Very sorry. Might try to organise a munch in future though
: 
Sex God
Quote by mattmolemanooooo another two pints fan
chewing the fat an still game(same people in it) got 2 be the best comedy shows on scottish t.v at moment but thinks anybody not from scotland would need a handbook 2 work out wot there sayingapart from that youngones an two pints of larger got 2 be my fav
I reckon there are more of them than like to admit it personally
I've put the episode 'two pints of larger when jannet met johny' on my hard drive so I can watch it as and when. Never fails to crack me up and leaves me with a big grin :0i used to really like Donna's mum..can't remmeber her name.
but she made me really laugh.
The way gaz was terrified of her
Sex God
Quote by smallsieooooo another two pints fan
chewing the fat an still game(same people in it) got 2 be the best comedy shows on scottish t.v at moment but thinks anybody not from scotland would need a handbook 2 work out wot there saying
I reckon there are more of them than like to admit it personally
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
I have a friend who has cheesy chips and mayo when she's been drinking ...
That's mine!
- there's a really naff takeaway in Mansfield where we sometimes go out vanilla style, the type of place you wouldnt touch with a bargepole ordinarily, but after a good night on the lash with the girls, its tradition! cheesy chips with garlic mayo in the taxi queue while moaning about sore feet and that mingin bloke ya mate pulled earlier 
If its not Mansfield, its just toast at home or a plain nan attempting to soak up enough JD to totter home, zig zag style
I have been known to go round Mansfield now and again,and have tried the garlic mayo chips combo once but it made me sick.There used to be a van on the bus station where I got a fried egg cob before getting my taxi.
They were the bestest egg cobs ever
