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Warmer
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
UK
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Sex God
I was getting my washing out of my bag after a weekend away recently, when my leather paddle fell out of my !
I swiftly shoved it back in my bag hoping no-one in the room had seen it.
I decided that if anyone had witnessed it on the floor and asked what it was that i'd say it was an oversized bookmark.
I swiftly shoved it back in my bag hoping no-one in the room had seen it.
I decided that if anyone had witnessed it on the floor and asked what it was that i'd say it was an oversized bookmark.
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbirdi think you might need a rather large one to fit all that on!!
is there a
take you roughly from behind, pressing down on the small of your back, pulling back on your shoulders, whilst whistling a merry tune
love heart?
lp
They do make really big ones now!
And KL - Parma Violets are yukky - they should be consigned to the same bin as Marmite, peanut butter and Fisherman's me then
whilst i agree on the parma vile-ets..i am partial to marmite and peanut butter.
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These chat shows make my teeth itch,and want to peel my skin off.
Why would people want to fight,swear and air there problems to the nation?
I sometimes think some do it as part of the whole 'wanna be famous for absolutely anything' culture.
I also concur with the sentiments of whatsisface being a supersilious(oo get me
) egotist.
Why would people want to fight,swear and air there problems to the nation?
I sometimes think some do it as part of the whole 'wanna be famous for absolutely anything' culture.
I also concur with the sentiments of whatsisface being a supersilious(oo get me
) egotist. Sex God
Quote by Drewxcorewell i was frightened
In my opinion....the old doctor who episodes were not even the slightest bit scary. Take the darlicks.....dustbins that moved? how were they scary! Cyber men, men in tin foil suits, scary? no!!
:scared:
now then, about that ride?
tell me you have a Tardis and i really will be impressed!
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This newly designed sonic screwdriver is a small, tubular instrument that looks as if it is made of cracked ivory and brushed metal. A bright blue light emanates from the tip, supposedly causing sympathetic vibrations ........., interfering with their normal operation.ooooo i say
phillips, flathead, radiosonic, quadraphonic, supersonice, hyperdynamic.... batteries (rechargable) included...oooo i say again!
wanna see?
i have red shooooz too.... hehe if only i could find the laces.. ho-hum!And thrice say!
:twisted:
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Quote by Jagsno didn't catch it..wonder if they will re-run that as well?
I'll have a look at my recording... but it certainly was a good opener. Did anyone watch the Dr Who special Weakest Link last night? Funny funny stuff - specially when John Barrowman began singing the theme tune and the rest of the cast did the harmony!
If anyone knows let me know please
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Quote by LondonPlaythingIts a conspiracy LP :cry:
hmm.. well I had a nose around looking for the room last night, couldnt find it anywhere... (lucky you-lot!).. whilst waiting for a text/call from a coytan someone....
why the hell is it, when an important text is required/waited for... that once sent, it disappears into the ether.. for hours on end??
why?
eh eh?
lp
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Quote by jaymar
what about the ads where the women who say they give the best blowjob in town?....its not just the guys who brag.
Apparently I do!...
alllll the way! I love to give a man oral, I could do it for hours and I'm well and truely 'ready' afterwards! for a cuppa? I must say I can quite excited myself whilst giving a blowjob :lickface:
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Quote by LondonPlaything
did someone mention BDSM club?
a social/gathering perchance?
lp
Get your social gathering bdsming hat on then LP
LP, you might have a few more on the list than you realise....
oh shooot!
Ill coytanly think about it...fo sho!
but first, I have a little something to do with a coytan someone...
tell you what though.... feel free to let me know of your ideas or whatever... and we'll go from there...ok?
lpBDSM...Hood...fetish...cuffs..
:notes:
all sounds VERYYYYY interesting :rascal:
please remember to Pm with all the details folks
