I read it Varca.
I wonder how many people have tried to find her profile on here since that article.
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Quote by LondonPlaything
& Jelly
lp
I can see it now! Chain him/her to the wall, wrists and ankles secure watching him/her struggle submissively against his/her bonds. Watch him/her as he/she writhes in anticipation of the delights you have in store for him/her. You kiss him/her roughly on the mouth, your tongue probing his/hers then pulling back you smile seductively............
before you nick his/her credit card and fuck off to Tescos for the stupidly mislayed lime jelly
yup.... thats about sassy.... :thumbup: 
lp
other flavour jellies availableorange jelly is quite good too i hear..
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wow my first munch...
A great night spent with some lovely people.
Nice to put some faces to names.
A massive thanks to all who organised it,and made the night go so wonderfully.
I had a fabulous time even if I didn't get to chat to as many people as I would have liked,unfortunately nerves took a grip.
:shock:
Hopefully I will have the nerve to get to know you all a bit better in the future.
xxx
A great night spent with some lovely people.
Nice to put some faces to names.
A massive thanks to all who organised it,and made the night go so wonderfully.
I had a fabulous time even if I didn't get to chat to as many people as I would have liked,unfortunately nerves took a grip.
:shock:
Hopefully I will have the nerve to get to know you all a bit better in the future.
xxx 
couldn't think of the title 
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Urge overkill.
Girl,you'll be a woman soon.
(knew my love of pulp fiction would pay off one day)
So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while
Girl,you'll be a woman soon.
(knew my love of pulp fiction would pay off one day)
So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Anais, you need help.
The Doctor can't do anything, no known cure....
Maybe you need a Witchdoctor
:karaoke:
Ooh Eee Oooh Ahh Ahhh
Ting Tang
Walla Walla Bing Bang
Ooh Eee oooh Ahh Ahh
Ting Tang Walla Walla Bang Bang
:karaoke:
ooo that reminds me of me and a friend who did a karaoke of barbie girl,''i'm having so much fun'
the pub laughed at us :shock:
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Quote by LiaisonsThanks for posting the oven isn't working right now,else i would've tried to make them.
Well do try dunking a jaffa, you won't regret it!
btw has anyone baked a batch of biscuits from my recipie yet?
Jayma, if I ever get some soggy bits at the bottom from a rich tea or the like, I don't swallow them, we don't do that sort of thing down south.
I might ask a friend of mine to make them for me
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Quote by jaymar
Actually, I have a major thing at the moment for heavily tattooed psychobilly girls in the 50's / 60's style dresses... and those rockabilly guys with the quiffs and the skull tattoos, too. So glad this look is making a comeback, even if I can't carry it off.
The 60's look is going to be big this year.. apparently!
not mini skirts i hope..i really can't carry that look off :scared: Sex God
I have never tried dunking a jaffa,it just seems so wrong
Have to try it though..need to go and buy some right now and experiment.
I enjoy dunking morning coffee ,quite a precarious task as they are prone to falling apart,but i like the excitement of wondering whether it will or not.
Then if it does i go running to the kitchen to fetch a spoon to scoop the bedraggled gloopy mess out.
I know how to live it up :P
Have to try it though..need to go and buy some right now and experiment.
I enjoy dunking morning coffee ,quite a precarious task as they are prone to falling apart,but i like the excitement of wondering whether it will or not.
Then if it does i go running to the kitchen to fetch a spoon to scoop the bedraggled gloopy mess out.
I know how to live it up :P
