Quote by jaymar
i would drink wine..but it makes me ill

Quote by PoloLady
Pussy-parfffs may be an indication of poor sexual position transfer technique - as in these cases the connection needs to cease (cock-withdrawal) whilst the guy scratches his head to work out what leg goes where and if he is likely to be accidentally kicked in the face should the position not be sustainable.
A skilled slash-slider is more able to seamlessly manoeuvre from one position to another without the need to remove the ram-rod – thus the snatch does not suck in air to fill the vacuum caused by the boner back-stroke.

Quote by buxomgoddess
I blame the guy fer pushing the air in there in the first place

Quote by MidlandsLady
Alex_Northeast & Dave_Notts,
Thanks for organising another great curry night
Great to see some familiar faces and lot's of new ones, especially those whose company we had throughout the meal - Londonplaything, Warmer, Morbius and Calista.
Almost didn't go because of my horrible cold, apologies to those who had to put up with my sneezing but the curry helped clear the synises.
Alex you've really started something now, I've got to go out and stock up on wax strips :shock: and Casey will keep working on Dave to help fulfil your fantasy :twisted: so stock up on those twinkling lights and re-create that scene that you set so well
Mr Benson are you sure that wasn't your lipstick adorning the chest of a certain lady!!
Until the next time
xxx

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well my avatar has a bit of my thighs in

Quote by Cherrytree
Just thought i'd mention that perhaps sometime in the near future my thighs might be making an appearance.....we shall se

Quote by Calista
:shock:

Quote by Mr-Powers
He really is a ninja ..

Quote by Calista
clingfilm, and plenty of it!
>there's a short story of a conversation regarding mummification, prompted by a scene on tele... that has a small misunderstanding... crossed wires... and water water being spat up a hotel wall.... but maybe now is niether the time, nor the place...<
E-Stim... with *vari-probe*.... :shock:
swiss-roll...>fresh<
lp

Quote by sercher01
I am absolutely disgusted with this thread . how can the mods allow such deviated, perverted, debouched, conversation in privet let alone public ?
Do you not know if you carryon this pastime you will all go blind or deaf or worse thing will drop off .
You will all got to hell for this if you don’t stop it , you mark my words ! :shock:

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I am sure Drew will be along soon but I seem to recall he is having a break from being a wanker for Lent! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: