I enjoyed the BBC Retold series of shakespearian plays
I especially liked 'The Taming of The Shrew'with Shirley Henderson and Rufus sewell.
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Warmer
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
UK
Forum
i set fire to mine 
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Except when Frecklebird wallops you for HER getting lost in Nottinghams one way system.
Typical woman........blames a man when he isn't involved in her map reading :shock:
Dave_Notts
Dave, you can't run that fast! I didn't blame you, I blamed Nottingham - you just happened to be the one I took it out on
I'ved lived in nottingham all my life and yet i still get lost 
Sex God
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."
Sex God
sneak up behind your teenage daughter whilst she is with her friend as she approaches the checkout,tap her on the shoulder and say 'shoplifter' in a gravelly voice..
then when she looks over at you rather nonchalently (rolling her eyes) step back giggling and proceed to trip over the person behinds basket,and lurch forwards to the next aisle,almost taking out another shopper.
alledgedly.
then when she looks over at you rather nonchalently (rolling her eyes) step back giggling and proceed to trip over the person behinds basket,and lurch forwards to the next aisle,almost taking out another shopper.
alledgedly.
