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Warmer
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Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by __random_orbit__
I'm learning to sob my urine from my system
Tears of a Clown
lp
but there is someone around innocent
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Quote by jaymar
I'd probably take a risk with the peanuts..but the bombay mix is a whole other story :scared:

I'd be more concerned about Marmite!!! biggrinTasty yeast based manna lol
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I'd probably take a risk with the peanuts..but the bombay mix is a whole other story :scared:
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Quote by __random_orbit__
ha!
very accepting of you
Im ostricated... outsiderised
sent to..... pompey
lp
I'll sit with you up pompey! wink
carefull, you'll never got on in life like that you know...
lp
play up PompeyMeh! i'll take the risk lol kiss
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Quote by __random_orbit__
ha!
very accepting of you
Im ostricated... outsiderised
sent to..... pompey
lp
I'll sit with you up pompey! wink
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I was going to ask for a very large vodka,but i think i might be safer with a tropical fruit juice confused
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Quote by __random_orbit__
maybe I'll just hold myself dunno
lp
no need for that :rascal:
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Quote by Freckledbird

lp

Well, that's not reputable! :shock:
Warmer, come here and I'll hold your hand. Place where I got mine done is LP,some DIY is never acceptable,especially when it involves my most sensitive areas..ta for the offer though :shock:
and thankyou FB I may take you up on the offer biggrin
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I have been mulling over having my clit pierced recently..and as its my 40th in about 8 months time I think i might have it done for me a bit of time to find a reputable place biggrin
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Quote by Staggerlee
Short answer....we are all responsible.
i agree wink
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Giving this a well deserved bump..
but ahhh shoot (keeping on topic) that this is gonna clash with my daughters prom sad
I thought they were in different months ...but now that I now know they clash it would seem very unlikely that I will make this sad
buggery bum bollix...
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Blimmin heck mrs.B..I hope you didn't offer her a sausage sandwich after :shock: lol
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Quote by helnheaven
or maybe it's time you stopped tarting for PM's and left people to contact you if the wanted to .....not cos you were begging for it dunno
that seems a little harsh..tis only a bit of fun confused
Fun?
Cant be having any of that here!
:giggle:quite confused
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Quote by poshkate
or maybe it's time you stopped tarting for PM's and left people to contact you if the wanted to .....not cos you were begging for it dunno
that seems a little harsh..tis only a bit of fun confused
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Quote by __random_orbit__
I might just sit here and dribble..tis my fave pastime today smile

didnt realise you played football lol
I couldnt walk straight for days :shock:
lpCBT...nice work if you can get it :twisted:
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Quote by winchwench
*coughs*


Volunteers :rascal:Very kind of you lol
Ploytastic,works every time!
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as an east midlander the plural of bus is..nevergonnahappenmatesobesttakeawalk!
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Quote by Bonedigger
Is it not Rhinoseroseroserouses??
and if the plural of octopus is octopi, and the plural of hippopotamus is hippopotami....then is the plural of bus...bi???
and while we're at it, whats the plural of praying mantis????
two eaten male man-tussus!
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Quote by __random_orbit__
My hobbies include shopping and rhinoceros spotting
Oh and doing fun forum posts
watch out for the horn!
nooo...that's on those silly cars that clowns drive, you knwo, where all the doors fall off at once.. parp parp
a different thread altogether... stay on topic please
lpit was the ingestion of all those brussel sprouts*parp parp* that may have caused all the windy problems on the west coast this last couple of days..sorry folks redface I may have strayed even further off topic i fear...
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