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10 Mar 2008

Quote by benrums0n
My hobbies include shopping and rhinoceros spotting
Oh and doing fun forum posts

watch out for the horn!

10 Mar 2008

Quote by __random_orbit__
has it workedyet?
Has anyone asked?
lp
not the fish...it may get forgotten and left at the back of the larder.. to slowly go-off... it'll turn into another of those 'revenge is sweet' urban myths in no time... and all because the poor fella wanted to say sorry... the smell!
lp

ingrate :P

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10 Mar 2008

Quote by Missy

Wouldn't they get their little balls stuck in the snakes throat tho?

have you seen how wide they can open there mouths..wider than wide mouthed bull frog i tells theee :shock:

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10 Mar 2008

Quote by Missy
I was watching a Rhinoceros at the local supermarket. Then another one appeared. You dont usually see two of em at the same time at ASDA so I said to the kids "wow look two ............."
I didnt know the word. Rhinoceri seemed silly and Rhinoceroses plainly ridiculous.
What do u think?

wow look two.......... Rhinos!!! :smug:
I had a similar problem Ben, at the zoo, saw one mouse, but was completely stumped as to what I should call the little flock of mouses, mice, meese, when I pointed them out to the kids in the IT pen :confused:
What are they?? :confused: dunno

food for the snakes confused

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10 Mar 2008

I'd tell those polis to get there cars outta my fresh fruit and veg..think of the tyre marks!

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10 Mar 2008

Quote by __random_orbit__
I think organic fruit & vag at the local supermarket is all well and good, though as Im sure you're all aware there have been scare stories about the occassional spider or exotic millipede passing from continent to continent.
But multiple Rhinosteress's in a box a nana's is just too much.
spray 'em!
lp

:shock:

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10 Mar 2008

sometimes only a fish will do ...
<}}}<

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10 Mar 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Mud, mud glorious mud. Nothing quite like it for
tra la tra la..........

a mud wrestle :rascal:

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10 Mar 2008

were they wallowing in the mud?
*in edit i may be mixing up my rhino's with my hippos'*

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10 Mar 2008

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
I invented that phrase btw..no really i did lol

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10 Mar 2008

I might invent the Armageddon Vibrator,just in case thees no one suitable around at the time..
*awaits a big bang*

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3 Mar 2008

Who let you in?

ah!
its a bit of what you know, and who you know
dontcha know? wink

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3 Mar 2008

Quote by winchwench
and mrs bone dons her trust invisibiility cloak once again!!

S'allright- I'm in there with ya!
Oops- sorry. Didn't mean to grope redface

Fibber :P

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3 Mar 2008

Quote by Lost
Right with all that out of the way it's your round at the bar then Mr Lost.....

Me and Ballet ??? - your having a larf rolleyes

I bet you'd look fab in a tutu biggrin

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3 Mar 2008

Happy Birthday Lost xxx

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29 Feb 2008

If the earthquake had happened this evening I would have thought it would have been caused by the stampede of fearful men running and hiding from their beloveds lol

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25 Feb 2008

Quote by LondonPlaything
that shape...
no, that shape....
hang on...over there... THAT shape...oo yeh
see that one over there... yup, That shape!
wait wait... no errrrrm
lp

:smug:

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15 Feb 2008

The first words spoken in that film are Wow wink

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14 Feb 2008

Quote by LondonPlaything
thankyou kind people.
I'm wearing the top set at present, it being after dark and all that.
beware
lp

still look fecking gorgeous tho kiss

I cant tell... I've taken off my glasses...
have you been drinking?
lp passionkiss

always spec-tacular to me (sorry folks) lol

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14 Feb 2008

Quote by LondonPlaything
thankyou kind people.
I'm wearing the top set at present, it being after dark and all that.
beware
lp

still look fecking gorgeous tho kiss

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14 Feb 2008

Quote by LondonPlaything
who mentioned daisy chain? :twisted:

well it weren't me ..but i'm still in for a penny in for a pound :twisted:
that'll be me then!!! wave

fanny: oooo hello gorgeous :twisted:

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14 Feb 2008

Quote by earthchild
who mentioned daisy chain? :twisted:

well it weren't me ..but i'm still in for a penny in for a pound :twisted:

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14 Feb 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
damb!
beat me to it...
daisy-chain?
lp

*tugs one pulls one*
sounds like my knitting technique!
balaclava?
lp
I was going to ask if someone was knitting me something warm to wear, but I don't want a balaclava. Can we hide this thread from MrFB please? :scared:*hides thread underneath LP's balaclava from *

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