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Warmer
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by X_fanny_x
any excuse biggrin

how did ya guess winkpsychic abilities biggrin
go get him girl :thumbup:
xfannyx wondered if aliens really lived in the telly and must get a closer look, if only to make them feel welcome cool
Quote by X_fanny_x
Nope sad
No treats for me means no treats for him.
not even a card rolleyes

I've been proved wrong :smug:woo hoo lol kiss
Quote by winchwench
wear that Maid Marrion get-up.... very fetching
lp

That was gonna be my suggestion lolblumin heck great minds do indeed think alike..I thought the same lol
Quote by LondonPlaything
and another certain person who thought I was having a little giggle when trying to explain the glottal-stop..... blimey.
no'num!
lp
I think i must insist you articulate..stop your glottal stopping perleeeease!
Quote by LondonPlaything
string them up
tenderise them with sticks
burn them
eat them!
sorted
I haven't read the thread.... I shall go back and have a peek now....
Gather them in mosquito nets and then feed them to kittens?
Quote by blonde
:love: <<<<< that's it for a heart on Valentines day :cry:
Can we have a big fluffy squidgy one please? Preferably one that throbs a bit! :rascal:
Thank you
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh yes throbbing emotes welcome :P
There is a certain someone I know from down south,who shall remain nameless, who insists on calling the city where I am from,
Nottenham..like Tottenham..
No its NoTINGham..he won't say it proper like what I do though however much I try to persuade him otherwise.
whip
:boxing:
poke
duel
smackbottom
Quote by LondonPlaything
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp

You so freak me out at times LP :shock:
it'snot me you should worry about...it wasn't my idea
lppassing the buck why dontcha rolleyes
Quote by LondonPlaything
That advert is creepy. But smelling like chocolate doesn't seem do bad - it's just I'd rather smell of chocolate through eating about 10 bars of Galaxy.
that would make you irrestibubble to quite a large proportion of the female population!
i do like the bit on the bus where the lady bites bit of choccy off his bottomly lol
what's her name? Virginia Plain (70% cocoa solids)
lpvirgina bottomly :P
Quote by gothicpunk
That advert is creepy. But smelling like chocolate doesn't seem do bad - it's just I'd rather smell of chocolate through eating about 10 bars of Galaxy.
that would make you irrestibubble to quite a large proportion of the female population!
i do like the bit on the bus where the lady bites bit of choccy off his bottomly lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp

You so freak me out at times LP :shock:you just don't get his bits do you? :giggle:
toon says
''left a bit ...right a bit.'' up a bit.. down a bit.. aaaaaaaaaaaaah! thats the spot!''
Quote by LondonPlaything
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp
a little messy, but oh so lickable innocent :lickface:
Did you see that reunion program that Justin Lee Collins did?
'' bring back grange Hill''
He had ten days to reunite the ones who sang the just say no! song.
apparently while touring the states promoting the single they were not exactly saying no..alledgedly..
I loved Grange Hill biggrin
Quote by blonde
Bilko had to massage his left nipple as he had managed to catch it in a number of bike wheels, whilst trying to park the bike away from boils and chicken fillets!
bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Warmer ....... you sneaked in and I didnt notice, UNTIL now! smackbottom
*takes spanking graciously off the blonde bombshell*
Quote by blonde
Is the Easter Bunny called Giovanni?
The Tesco Egg buyer is! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Giovanni some more :rascal:
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Ahaa!! Somewhere else to park my bike!! confused confused confused confused confused
erm erm erm!
stares intently at said boil on chezza's bum and concludes it is harmless..we don't have to evacuate SH towers biggrin
After washing off the facepack,the results were not what LP expected :shock:
Have experimented over the years with various different fillings,but still always come back to my old faithfull of freshley squeeezed orange juice and sugar biggrin
Get those pliers away from me LP .aaargh!!
donald groves ate his ma didn't he?
hope he didn't choke on her teggies :shock: