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Sex God
Bugga..sorry I'm a bit late folks but had some trouble getting onto the forums..darn gremlins *shakes fist*
Great big thanks to sarah for a wonderful munch,I had a brilliant night
ukwineman wrote
The swines..give me a description and I will try and bring the norty hat robber to justice!!
winchy wrote
It wasn't me madam, possibly a very good doppleganger hoping to cause wanton damage to my good name!(sorry about how i recognised you but hey what can i say some things once seen are not forgotten hehe)
Thankyou to the ladies who found my errant earring(though i promptly went and lost it again)
sorry to RPM for letting his secret perving out of the bag(oops)
thanks to chezza for getting me off the dance floor when a certain tune came on that I may have made a bit of a spectacle of myself to doh!
(gorgeous voice btw)
Fabio..glad i got to eventually realise who you were,and hungrypussy and steve too.
thanks also to the lovely fella who let me rattle his balls despite blaming his wonky stick..
and to anyone else who made it such a fun night..
only wish i had got to have a kebab?
:rascal:
Great big thanks to sarah for a wonderful munch,I had a brilliant night
ukwineman wrote
some one walked of with my robin hood hat you know who you are
The swines..give me a description and I will try and bring the norty hat robber to justice!!
winchy wrote
....didn't you steal someone elses hat from my head?
It wasn't me madam, possibly a very good doppleganger hoping to cause wanton damage to my good name!(sorry about how i recognised you but hey what can i say some things once seen are not forgotten hehe)
Thankyou to the ladies who found my errant earring(though i promptly went and lost it again)
sorry to RPM for letting his secret perving out of the bag(oops)
thanks to chezza for getting me off the dance floor when a certain tune came on that I may have made a bit of a spectacle of myself to doh!
(gorgeous voice btw)
Fabio..glad i got to eventually realise who you were,and hungrypussy and steve too.
thanks also to the lovely fella who let me rattle his balls despite blaming his wonky stick..
and to anyone else who made it such a fun night..
only wish i had got to have a kebab?
:rascal:
Sex God
Quote by blondeI did hear westlife might be releasing that one soon
I can't join in with this thread unless someone has released a song called "bollox and getting even worse" :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
fan-bloody-tastic! :giggle:
I'll know all the words :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxget out the Karaoke..we will rock the roooom *bangs head*
Sex God
well i could have a gazilion songs of my life but the one i would choose for the last year would be
Hazel O'Connor,''will you''
You drink your coffee and I sip my tea
And we're sitting here playing so cool, thinking "What will be, will be"
But it's getting kind of late now
Oh I wonder if you'll stay now, stay now, stay now, stay now
Or will you just politely say goodnight?
I move a little closer to you, not knowing quite what to do
And I'm feeling all fingers and thumbs, I spill my tea, oh silly me!
But it's getting kind of late now
I wonder if you'll stay now, stay now, stay now, stay now
Or will you just politely say goodnight?
And then we touch much too much
This moment has been waiting for a long long time
Makes me shiver, it makes me quiver
This moment I'm so unsure
This moment I've waited for
Is it something you've been waiting for, waiting for too?
Take off your eyes, bare your soul
Gather me to you and make me whole
Tell me your secrets, sing me the song
Sing it to me in the silent tongue
But it's getting kind of late now
I wonder if you'll stay now, stay now, stay now, stay now
Or will you just politely say goodnight?
Hazel O'Connor,''will you''
You drink your coffee and I sip my tea
And we're sitting here playing so cool, thinking "What will be, will be"
But it's getting kind of late now
Oh I wonder if you'll stay now, stay now, stay now, stay now
Or will you just politely say goodnight?
I move a little closer to you, not knowing quite what to do
And I'm feeling all fingers and thumbs, I spill my tea, oh silly me!
But it's getting kind of late now
I wonder if you'll stay now, stay now, stay now, stay now
Or will you just politely say goodnight?
And then we touch much too much
This moment has been waiting for a long long time
Makes me shiver, it makes me quiver
This moment I'm so unsure
This moment I've waited for
Is it something you've been waiting for, waiting for too?
Take off your eyes, bare your soul
Gather me to you and make me whole
Tell me your secrets, sing me the song
Sing it to me in the silent tongue
But it's getting kind of late now
I wonder if you'll stay now, stay now, stay now, stay now
Or will you just politely say goodnight?
Sex God
Quote by mazanddensorry you can't make it :cry:
Hi folks, sorry we haven't replied to this sooner!
We've got a virus on the comp so loggin on takes forever, we've been all quiet on the SH front for a while now!
We're not going to be able to make this onee as although den is off work, he has his xmas do- a weekend away (after xmas?- go figure!)
Anyhoo, hope you all have a fab time without us and we'll hear all the goss no doubt!
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
m xxx
or you can chastise me...tis all good :P
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
I have so many different accents and voices in my head i'm beginning to wonder if i have a multi personality disorder
oops... i just refered you to this thread from another... I see youre already here... Ishould have known. Dr lp is over-prescribing
lpTart :P
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
I've been conversing with alien lifeforms..gawd they don't half like to chat, barely had time to make myself an egg butty
See: voices in my head thread
lphmmmmm
(warmer takes a moment)
you are one of those aforementioned alien thingys aintcha? reveal yourself!!! :huh:
we come in peace(s)
lpI was never any good at lego(ver)
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
I've been conversing with alien lifeforms..gawd they don't half like to chat, barely had time to make myself an egg butty
:shock: :shock:
You have GOT to be kidding me
OH
MY
GOD
EGG BUTTIES!!!! Haven't had one of them in aaaaaages!!
aliens are ovaphobic i tells ya!! 
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
I've been conversing with alien lifeforms..gawd they don't half like to chat, barely had time to make myself an egg butty
See: voices in my head thread
lphmmmmm
(warmer takes a moment)
you are one of those aforementioned alien thingys aintcha? reveal yourself!!! :huh:
