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Waterpistol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · London

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Quote by HimandHer
Anythng that says "We don't respond to...." - I don't read any further.
I get switched off by any profile which is clearly punching above its weight.
I don't read profiles with no pictures.
I don't bother read anything more that 5 paragraphs.
What I do look for, is something which is punchy, to the point, not too coarse or outwardly offensive, something that is nice, polite and easy to read.
It still amazes me how many profiles are out there that have no pictures... and no text - how are you supposed to know anything about the person?
That's pretty much the same for me although I'll probably switch off after three paragraphs.
Obviously I won't contact anyone who isn't looking for a single bloke.
Profiles that say more about what they don't want feel too negative - even if I'm in the list of what they do want.
I generally go for profiles that come across as approachable with a good attitude - positivity always wins it.
Nice tits help too :P
Actually, if I'm honest I don't send out many messages.
An MX5 is a bit of a girl's car (just look at the dinky door handles) ... So I can see why your wife supports the idea :-P
Does anyone remember the film Crazy People?
lol
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Quote by Lost
Do you tell them if the coffee they've made you is shite?
Not if they're brandishing a whip I don't :P
Sometimes I only need to look at someone's username to get the horn lol
Hello smile
Quote by tweeky
I preffered my next line which was.... and then you fucked them both. Much more entertaining.
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Well actually, I ended going back there at a different time - and once everything was "above board" the atmosphere was very different :twisted:
I had a situation several years back when I was invited round to someone's house and made my way over without giving it second thoughts (They were only 5 minutes from me)
When I arrived they were both there and the poor (and drunk) girlfriend wasn't even aware I'd been invited ... I think he'd mentioned the idea of swinging as a passing fantasy and was hoping to change her mind once I was there and she was drunk enough. :shock:
Quote by SinSi
Most profiles usually says who does what with regards to couples activities on SH, who types in what colour etc etc.
Where does it say that? Can't say I've really noticed.
Quote by tinytimmy
What made you ask?
Curiosity more than anything ... I get a few people peruse my profile and wondered which half of the couple it was more likely to be.
Or if I send a message to a couple, who would be more likely to type the reply (or not as the case may be :P).
If you're on this site as a couple, which of you posts on the forum, browses profiles, sends messages etc?
Is it more likely for one of you to take command of your time on here, or is it shared equally?
If you both post on here are you each aware of the other's activity?
Quote by flower411
I am interested in the definition of explicit !
That's what I was wondering too.
Quote by mandyandjohnuk
i know i'm a bit over weight but i thought i looked pretty good, so why every time i get something sorted do they keep letting me down :sad:
Take it from me that there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you look wink
Personally speaking, the more time there is between arranging something and the actual date, the more likely I am to flake out of it.
I'm not sure how similar I am to other blokes, but when I'm horny I'm pretty much up for it there and then ... If there's too much time in between I'm liable to go off the boil or move my attention elsewhere.
Of course, this also depends on how accessible the meet is - and someone local and easily accessible is more likely to get more my attention than someone at the other end of the country who needs to make proper arrangements etc. - I don't think I've ever flaked out of a London (local to me) meet - only long distance ones.
Of course, I imagine that there are a lot of people on here who are purely fantasists ... both male and female.
The whole "New World Order" conspiracy notion seem to be based on the idea that there is a small global elite, all linked through secret societies, fraternities and bloodlines, and controlling the world from behind the scenes.
I really don't think we need any conspiracy theory to suss that one out biggrin
Quote by SinSi
That's a lot of minstrels and cake?!
It could have been a box of doughnuts wink
Quote by andy66_2009
is there any think better than watching a lady peeing and then going down on her
Yes ... watching a whole season of 'Dexter' in one night while stuffing myself on minstrels and cake smile
I've got a 3G Kindle and love it - especially the automatic bookmarking and ability to zoom text.
I did a lot of research into the other ebook readers, and while the Kindle ties you into Amazon for most stuff, there are plenty of ways to convert books from other formats - the only downside being that you need to be a little bit tech savvy to do this.
I'm officially dyslexic - I don't necessarily accept that diagnosis as my spelling is fine, but having a Kindle has made the world of difference to my attention span and concentration.
Quote by Wiltshire69
Now I'm not a great one for terms and conditions, but maybe I should be neutral Has anyone else considered that their personal data including chat logs could be passed to a third party and how do they feel about this? Standard fare or a bit unnerving?
Maybe they're just covering their arses by making you aware of potential situations that may arise.
I don't think the T&C are there as a conspiracy to steal your email addresses, just letting you know what they need to do to function properly.
All interactive websites make use of a database, and that database has to be protected by law. Everything from personal profiles to messaging needs to be kept in that database in order for the site to function - it's just the way stuff works. If the site gets sold I'm sure you'd get plenty of notice.
Quote by foxylady2209
It's not the doing it that is so 'bad', it's feeling that it is a good idea to boast about it.
But that is my feeling only, everyone has different definitions of acceptable behaviour even within the limits of general acceptance. I hope, that while it might well affect my choice to play with a person, it wouldn't affect how I would treat them in a social situation.

Seriously, if she didn't wanna get laid she wouldn't have, and if she felt uncomfortable she would have found a way out of offering her sofa. Sounds like she just needed a bit of a white lie to push her in a direction she wanted to go ... She willingly gave up her sofa and later on she willingly gave up her pussy ... big deal rolleyes
Quote by Sazand
she's dressing like a slut and playing with the same guy as last time. Any suggestions on what i should get her to do :-)
Handstands and the French National Anthem wink
I'd say that it's nobody else's business what anyone else does with their life, no matter what.
If someone's appearance offends you, then the offence is all yours, and the sooner you deal with your prejudices the sooner you'll be able to smile and just get on with your life ... and that doesn't apply to clubs, it applies to the rest of the world too.
If you don't like marmite, don't eat it. Even if it's in your cupboard, it's not going to magic itself onto your bread unless you put it there yourself.
Quote by Ian
would make the man in the boat easier to find wink
Can also rattle around your teeth though. lol
I think they look great ... but they do tend to get in the way when you're trying to concentrate ... and there's always that fear of them falling down your throat if she's "poised" over you :P
Quote by Dirtygirly

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I never quite understand this advice.
I have Firefox, I like Firefox - In fact I'm using Firefox right now.
BUT, I still want Internet Explorer to work properly regardless of what my favourite browser is.
BTW, are you talking about THIS website, or your homepage, or what? It may be a problem with the specific URL you are after.
Quote by deancannock
every swingers club I know......is members only !!!!
And ofacuse has to have over 25 members to run and survive....so their admission charge will be covered by this legislatiion
I detect a loophole.
You create 10 clubs with limited membership, then have a weekly get together where all the different club members can meet up.
I can't remember properly, I wasn't interested enough to concentrate ... but, I think there was something in there about it not counting if you have "less than 25 members" OR "no formal membership policy" ... So, if you keep the membership small, or don't actually have a membership, it might not count anyway.
Just like the gaming laws, there will always be a loophole to be exploited somewhere.
I think it all depends how you define professional too ... I was a professional photographer for a while, but I never had a professional qualification, I just got paid well for it.
I don't think "offended" is the right word ... after all, if we earn money we're professional in some way ... but I could see it as being "out of my league".
... I seem to be having a lot of submissive thoughts lately.
What's all that about then?
Saying that though ... I don't think I could ever be part of a female led relationship :cool:
I think loads of people care about their privacy, and loads don't care ... in this day and age it's nice to think that society has less taboos than it used to - shame we're not there yet though.
However, I can get quite put off when someone says "professional" on a profile ... I often read it as being quite aloof and snobbish ... like "if you're not a professional too then you're scum" lol
I always buy free range, and organic too where possible. If the choice isn't there then I don't eat the eggs.