I’m a highly experienced swinger who likes well-endowed SINGLE guys 55+ who are fit and have decent teeth. If you can’t see your feet, pass me by. A good sense of humour is essential, and if you’re a skilled handyman, that’s a bonus, as there’s nothing sexier than fixing a leaky tap followed by a fuck.

I’m only available at weekends and can accommodate daytime only as I rarely do overnights.

I like most things and am mainly sub, but I generally avoid pain. I can be heteroflexible and prefer others for whom a threesome with their own gender is a turn-on.

Rios is local for me and fun for a first meeting (although I tend to avoid the couples night).

People I will delete and block:

No face pic (send me the link to your private album if it’s there)

Younger men

Cross-dressers - not my thing

Men in women’s underwear

Guys with a big belly

Anyone outside London

If you get in touch with me and demonstrate you actually read my profile, then tell me my laundry basket is grey. :)