Best one I ever saw was on a very expensive Mercedes sports car, being driven by a heart stoppingly stunning blonde.
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Wildfire_London
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Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 71
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One of a kind,
Dying on the same day he reappeared on our screens in a Channel 4 documentary about himself, making his last words to viewers a typically verbally dextrous excoriation of the current crop of television chefs: "Arseholes . . . assembling bits of gastronomic Lego without the faintest idea where they fucking come from!" If you're going, go with style.
Slurp
with thanks to Lucy Mangan of the Guardian
Dying on the same day he reappeared on our screens in a Channel 4 documentary about himself, making his last words to viewers a typically verbally dextrous excoriation of the current crop of television chefs: "Arseholes . . . assembling bits of gastronomic Lego without the faintest idea where they fucking come from!" If you're going, go with style.
Slurp
with thanks to Lucy Mangan of the Guardian
Two I have used spring to mind.
Scene - Our Jewellery Stall Camden Lock early 80's
Having examined the goods priced at the princely sum of
Customer, with some venom, "Your Expensive!"
Me with perfect grace, "No madam, you are just cheap".
Scene - My Local, John has just realised that he has overstepped the mark somewhat in a group conversation.
John, "Well I guess I am just a complete idiot then"
Me, "No that's not right at all John, you are not a complete idiot, there are bits missing".
For some reason relationships in both cases seemed to deteriorate after those little encounters.
Scene - Our Jewellery Stall Camden Lock early 80's
Having examined the goods priced at the princely sum of
Customer, with some venom, "Your Expensive!"
Me with perfect grace, "No madam, you are just cheap".
Scene - My Local, John has just realised that he has overstepped the mark somewhat in a group conversation.
John, "Well I guess I am just a complete idiot then"
Me, "No that's not right at all John, you are not a complete idiot, there are bits missing".
For some reason relationships in both cases seemed to deteriorate after those little encounters.
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If you can wait a few months this looks perfect.
For linkophobes : A 170-year-old Grade II listed building in Gloucester could be turned into a swingers club.
Plans have been submitted to turn the former New County Hotel, in Southgate Street, into a bar and restaurant and night-time private members' sex club.
City council officers have recommended the plans, which include themed erotic rooms and a sex shop, be approved.
The city council's leader and the civic trust say moral issues cannot be taken into account by the planning committee.
Paul James, leader of the council, said: "The committee will have to confine itself to the relevant planning issues. The moral aspect of it isn't a relevant issue.
"If it's going to happen we've got to make the best of it. Gloucester is an open-minded and tolerant city and the majority of people I've spoken to haven't got any issues with it."
Hugh Worsnip, from the civic trust, said the building has been derelict for two years and although they would prefer it to remain as a hotel the plans would maintain its internal structure.
In edit : It used to be called the Ram Inn. You couldn't make it up!
Shame Foxy, an hour after your post the BBC updated the story. The planning application was turned down. If the owners take it to appeal it may well get through however. Will be interesting to see what happens
:?Big Improvement!
Apart from some comments which have already been made on this thread (e.g. last online at 2 weeks) there are two issues to comment on.
1. Order By Last Online function top right does not work, we have had results of 2 days followed by 10 hours etc.
2. Would be better to have body type as tick boxes rather than combo box, so you can search by Slim & Medium etc at the same time.
If we find anything else will let you know, but it's much better.
Apart from some comments which have already been made on this thread (e.g. last online at 2 weeks) there are two issues to comment on.
1. Order By Last Online function top right does not work, we have had results of 2 days followed by 10 hours etc.
2. Would be better to have body type as tick boxes rather than combo box, so you can search by Slim & Medium etc at the same time.
If we find anything else will let you know, but it's much better.
Oh man have I enjoyed this thread or what! I have listened to all the YouTube links and rediscovered many old favourites and found some amazing new ones. Thanks All Of You. 
These are two of my favourites
I was at Live Aid back in '85 (made it to Live 8 in 05 as well
) and they did a montage of clips to Drive by The Cars, I have not been able to find that, but the song still does it for me big time.
This is also an amazing clip, I go and watch it at least a couple of times a week.
Enjoy
These are two of my favourites
I was at Live Aid back in '85 (made it to Live 8 in 05 as well
) and they did a montage of clips to Drive by The Cars, I have not been able to find that, but the song still does it for me big time. This is also an amazing clip, I go and watch it at least a couple of times a week.
Enjoy
There is very little more nauseating than watching a Government Minister playing to the the Daily Mail mob (a nasty little rag if I ever saw one). If there is ANYTHING more likely to undermine our economy than the banks having a collective lobotomy and lending to people they know can't repay it is for the signal to be sent out that you cannot rely on contract law to be honoured in this country. When this whole fiasco is over who is going to want to do business in this country? Utter utter stupidity.
We used to have a costume jewellery shop and both of us have probably pierced more ears than most people have had hot dinners. We have had new mums come into the shop and asked for their new borns ears to be done. We always refused. It did not feel right to be doing something to that child's body without their consent (at a time when we were drumming into our son that his body was his own and NO ONE had a right to interfere with it, even down to the length of his hair).
As a rationale (you can't just say to someone "are you mad? what kind of parent are you?") we used to point out to the mums that their child's ears had not fully unfolded and to do it too early ran the risk of it being uneven later. Some went away and we saw them a few years later, most I suspect went to one of the high street chains who did not care.
As a rationale (you can't just say to someone "are you mad? what kind of parent are you?") we used to point out to the mums that their child's ears had not fully unfolded and to do it too early ran the risk of it being uneven later. Some went away and we saw them a few years later, most I suspect went to one of the high street chains who did not care.
We used to have a costume jewellery shop and both of us have probably pierced more ears than most people have had hot dinners. We have had new mums come into the shop and asked for their new borns ears to be done. We always refused. It did not feel right to be doing something to that child's body without their consent (at a time when we were drumming into our son that his body was his own and NO ONE had a right to interfere with it, even down to the length of his hair).
As a rationale (you can't just say to someone "are you mad? what kind of parent are you?") we used to point out to the mums that their child's ears had not fully unfolded and to do it too early ran the risk of it being uneven later. Some went away and we saw them a few years later, most I suspect went to one of the high street chains who did not care.
As a rationale (you can't just say to someone "are you mad? what kind of parent are you?") we used to point out to the mums that their child's ears had not fully unfolded and to do it too early ran the risk of it being uneven later. Some went away and we saw them a few years later, most I suspect went to one of the high street chains who did not care.
Thanks Silk, it's actually a Transit but (we are checking this) the conversion was done by Ford at the factory. Your point about fuel stations is a good one but there is one close by us and there is a free satnav map downloadable. However it does run on regular unleaded as well so she is very unlikely to get stranded.
Mrs Wildfire is in the fashion industry and needs a new (well secondhand) van for transporting samples around. We have seen what looks like the ideal van, but it's LPG which we know nothing about. Advantages are that it is about half the cost of petrol, reduced vehicle tax, no London congestion charge and fewer polar icesheets are slaughtered in it's use.
However as previously said we are newbies to this LPG lark, are there any downsides that anyone knows of?
However as previously said we are newbies to this LPG lark, are there any downsides that anyone knows of?
It appears that the BBC have relented and are bringing it back, starting on June 22nd. Monday's have just not been the same. There are some really gifted amateur Mornington Crescent players in here (see http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/284579.html) but it will be good to see the professionals back.
Humph is irreplaceable but who would you like to see in the chair?
Best suggestion gets snibbling rights at Baker Street under Tudor Court rules (and a taxi to Elephant and Castle).
Humph is irreplaceable but who would you like to see in the chair?
Best suggestion gets snibbling rights at Baker Street under Tudor Court rules (and a taxi to Elephant and Castle).
I also wonder about these, but they are good for a giggle.
In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.
In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.
In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.
In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.
In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.
In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.
In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.
In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.
In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
It's happened to me twice. On both occasions I am fairly sure my card was cloned at a petrol station. The money was taken out of my account from ATM's located in Autralia (the first time) and South Africa & Ghana (the second time). The bank were superb, they cancelled my card, got me a new one within days, refunded the amount stolen (that took about 10 days - 2 weeks as it took that long to be sure of the figures) and even transferred money to Mrs Wildfire's account so I had something to carry on with. I agree with Res, it's horrid but they do sort it quickly (it was them who alerted me the second time).
Chin up.
Chin up.
TV Programmes? Luxury, bloody luxury. There were 54 of us, lived in hole in middle of A1. Only moving pictures we ever got to see was by walking miles to watch ourselves reflected in puddle in pothole in middle of A639.
We weren't allowed to watch puddle in daylight of course that was reserved for t' posh kids who lived in t' other hole in middle of A1(M). We had to use starlight and once a month, full moon IF we were lucky.
We were so poor we had to take turns at dodgin' traffic. After watching puddle, those of us who had survived traffic had to walk across fields in bare feet, walking on roads was not for the likes of us, we could only dream of pavements. We had to get to mill, work a 30 hour day, pay miller for priviledge of working in mill. Then we had to walk back across fields, couldn't have anything to drink or puddle would have run dry and there would have been nothing to watch.
Once we got home, Father would beat us to death with barbed wire if he thought we had been watching anything in t' adult puddle.
We were happy though, and if you tell young people that today they just won't believe you.
With apologies to the 4 Yorkshiremen
We weren't allowed to watch puddle in daylight of course that was reserved for t' posh kids who lived in t' other hole in middle of A1(M). We had to use starlight and once a month, full moon IF we were lucky.
We were so poor we had to take turns at dodgin' traffic. After watching puddle, those of us who had survived traffic had to walk across fields in bare feet, walking on roads was not for the likes of us, we could only dream of pavements. We had to get to mill, work a 30 hour day, pay miller for priviledge of working in mill. Then we had to walk back across fields, couldn't have anything to drink or puddle would have run dry and there would have been nothing to watch.
Once we got home, Father would beat us to death with barbed wire if he thought we had been watching anything in t' adult puddle.
We were happy though, and if you tell young people that today they just won't believe you.
With apologies to the 4 Yorkshiremen
