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Wildfire_London
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 71
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by foxylady2209
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OK so cakes are LESS luxurious than biscuits? dunno

That would be why Marie Antoinette said let them eat cake then would it? She wanted to keep all the biscuits for herself.
As for Marmite, OMG you just gotta love the stuff, especially with cheese and pickled whole garlic.
It was our club's film night again and for those of you who are into films thought I would totally recommend this evening's offer: Lives of Others. It's a German film set in East Germany 5 years before the fall of the wall. Totally brilliant, well worth getting out on DVD.
In the middle of Hyde Park at night. Right out in the open, with the traffic on Park Lane easily visible. We however were outside of the illumination from the street lights and in the dark. Very sexy. Not sure if its the strangest but it's up there.
As I also run several businesses I get loads of these. In fact in the days before email I used to get them through the post with beautiful letterheadings (should have kept them probably collecots items now). I am always amazed by the fact that they come from someone at XYZ Bank or ABC Lottery Company but somehow always have , or addresses ...hmmm
A classic series of moves never actually seen in the game before, Arnos Grove followed by Picadilly with a Morning Star while a player was in Nid at Amersham all while under the Parcells-Wump stipulation. I believe such a combination was hypothesised by Slitting J. Cascade in his seminal treatise Mornington Crescent, A Professional Companion (Fable & Fable 1892) but it was thought that actually playing such a combination would create a small black hole somewhere in the vicinity of Brent Cross. As I am reliably informed that John Lewis is still standing I can only conclude this has not happened. I therefore feel emboldened to follow this up with a Double Reverse Enumeration with partially coloured Finises to The Oval. I sincerely hope the gasworks survives the experience, we shall no doubt be told on the News.
I would point out that the combinations we have seen do have the effect of blowing the wrappings off all Nids and snibbling is once again permitted at Bethnal Green.
It was Film Night last night, we were treated to Kite Runner, which although only half of the cast is Afghan and the Director (Marc Foster) German/Swiss it has such an Afghan flavour I am inclined to call it an Afghani film. It is brilliant, worth getting out on DVD, or buying even (I shall be). Highly recommended.
There are 7 of us in a local film club. We meet once a fortnight at one of the members houses who has a home cinema in an outhouse at the bottom of the garden. We take it in turns to bring 3 films and then vote on which one we are going to see. This of course is usually followed by an extended discussion of the film in the local lol. Once a year we have a vote on which was the best film of the year and send the director a replica Oscar as a prize. Last year Shane Meadows's Dead Mans Shoes won, brilliant film!
I am with you Sassy I love arthouse/off the wall movies, amoungst the best we have seen are Amelie, Ne le dis à personne and Welcome to Dongmakgol. I also really like 30's 40's & 50's English Black and White films, Way to the Stars and Hell Drivers being two very good examples, while for sheer exhilarating stupidity, Sir Henry at Rawlinsons End would take some beating.
Phew, script over.
Quote by Kazsc
dare I declare
M O R N I N G T O N C R E S C E N T confused:

I don't think so Kazsc as there is no direct route between Hyde Park Corner and MC. I cite the TFL journey planner in evidence As the game was started under English Rules with no diagonals using the Modified Regulations of 1997, you would have had to play a Buchanan Conversion with unsupported shunts. However that has to be declared at the beginning of the move, failure to do so transports you to Amersham and puts you in Nid for 3 moves.
Really really sorry about that but it's the small things we tend to overlook.
As the next bank holiday is on a Friday And in an even month of the year I feel resonably safe in playing Hyde Park Corner
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This is getting silly. TAXI!!!! Birmingham New Street, please, and step on it.

Sorry Mmmaybe, this is an illegal move on two counts. The 1997 Modernising Regulations under which we are playing clearly state that only public transport or a walk of no more than 5 minutes (10 if you are in a wheelchair) can be used, Taxis are out. Also the regulations have never allowed for any travel outside of the M25 (Watford, Oxford, Romford or East Grinstead if playing uder Turdor Court Rules which we are not) which leaves us back at Chalk Farm.
I would so dearly love to move two stops down the Northern Line to Mornington Crescent and win however random_orbit has invoked the The Hamlyn-Troufaux Submission which prevents an even number of stops in a southerly direction on the Northern Line.
Under the circumstances I really have no option but to play an extended farcklesnap whch takes us to the District Line at Embankment
Quote by Cherrytree
... Oh my goodness no!!!! Marble Arch!!!
I was nearly the laughing stock of the forum then! redface

I had serious reservations about this move until I checked it and it IS legal under the provisions of the R30 Bus amendment. Classy move Cherrytree, I can see I am going to have to be very very careful. So just to slow things up a bit and give me some extra thinking time
Shadwell on the DLR
I'll see your dribbles and exorcise the demons at Highbury and Islington heading south by playing my blindfold jester and declaring a Cobsquaddled Cackleberry.
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be assured, I have no idea in the least what is happening here.
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Ho! You don't have me fooled for one second Rolp!
Anyone who can execute a perfect Ramsgate Siding Scuba Knuckle twist, whilst still in the ribbed condom of Euston, and yet still force the opposition onto the Bakerloo line, is a mighty force in this cut-throat world of Mornington Crescent...
You damn yourself with faint praise sir...
I have not seen that performed since the epic Kingston-Derekasperki clash in Reykjavík back in 1972. As I recall the only defence is a Reverse Double Snorkle Flop at Willesden Junction forcing everyone off the Tube and onto the North London Line.
Now thats a really clever move. I am going on the offensive and calling South Kensington, however forcing that all other players to use Sloane Square. I think this is permitted as Misskitty (seriously talented player that girl) has already invoked the Heimlich manovuer at Great Portland Street.
As my grandfather was Welsh I totally embrace this. Happy St Dwynwens Day to you all. Sounds like an excuse for a non stop party between now and 14th of Feb :twisted:
I think that only applies if you are playing under Tudor Court Rules as Portobello Road had not been built when they were written up. As we are playing under the Modernising Regulations and the RRS proviso to White City I think it is allowed. I think we will have to call for adjudication under the Disputed Rules Convention.
I beleive that the Malleable Twist Shake n'vac hipster strangling proviso is permitted under the Brent-Farnshaw convention of 1932. I have to say I always liked it, very elegant move.
Under this Snibbling is allowed but in Pay and Display Car Parks.
I am going to counter the Gandalf Frippery with the Tolkein Inverted Snook and say
Portobello Road
Quote by Resonance
west acton as a submission has to be disallowed surely?
Invoking Modernisation (dreadfull for the traditionalist I know) Regulations instigated in 1997 with the TFL Transition Controversy.
West Acton being closed due to Lack of Interest... believe me, I know, though I'm not at liberty to explain.
You have been diverted via Rail Replacement Service from White City.
I believe under present though contested conditions, you have 35 seconds to name another destination.
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34.... 33....

Aha!
Fell into my trap!
Of course I knew about the Modernisation Regulations and the RRS proviso to White City... Which is now why I can triumphantly counter with the famous Hamster-Giblet Quandary side posting of 1971 and state Wapping!
I am also invoking the full teutonic retro-everglade certification clause here to ensure that no snibbling is allowed in the vicinity of Bethnal Green.
You are forgetting that Misskitty used the Marquis of Huffington's double switchback manouevre earlier in the game which invalidates the first future use of the full teutonic retro-everglade certification clause and automatically sends you to Holborn
Using the Badmington inversion as defined in subsection 54b of the Beaufort variant.
Holland Park
Karaoke is something that contractually I have to avoid, I get paid to sing in public. Only however if there is a fire and they need to clear the building.
Always been something of an ultimate fantasy, T'Pol, Beverly Crusher, Diana Troy, Seven of Nine, Kira Nerys, Jadzia Dax and us all playing. Anyone want to add to the orgy?
Might let Worf play if you ladies all ask really nice.
Here's another one I would like to know. This may have an answer, but Mrs Wildfire was unable to provide it last night.
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Over to you ladies.
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The are some great questions that just don't have an answer. Lets see what we can come up with or indeed provide answers to.
To kick off
Where are the 4 corners of the earth?
Is there a small black hole in every washing machine just large enough for 1 sock?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Is Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
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Have to admit I sucumbed to MLC this time last year. Bought a 2 seater convertible sports car. It's been the most amount of fun outside of the bedroom, wish I had done it ages ago. biggrin :D :D
Best one I ever saw was on a Mercedes drop top sports being driven by a heart stoppingly beautiful blonde. The plate was ON H1M
This one drives me nuts. Our price plan has a fixed sum for any call in the UK so long as the call does not exceed 1 hour. However this does not apply to non geographical numbers such as 0870 & 0845, we get charged the full paluka. As invariably it is to a call centre and you just know you are going to have to survive 20 minutes of someones idea of music, paying for the privilege does not fill me with enthusiasm. However all of those numbers have to be linked to a geographical number. You can look up the underlying number from this website, call it instead of the 0870, job done!

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Ok, let me declare right from the start, I am a total bookworm, have been since a kid and will probably come back as a Waterstones branch in my next life. I am soooo totally not to be trusted with cash or, heaven forfend, plastic within 100 metres of a bookshop.
All of that said I love the idea of E-Books. I agree there is something very tactile about a book and I love the browsing along the shelves for something that fits my mood. However being able to pack 20 or so books into one small device before I jump on a plane, instead of having to agonise over 5 in the bookshop before I go, knowing that is all I can take and they will run out a week into a 3 week holiday (I read very fast)is very very appealing. I also love the idea that if I am reading a series, finish one book and want the next while on a beach somewhere it is readily accessable from my local interent cafe. How many branches of Waterstones are there in Phuket?
Mrs Wildfire likes snuggling into my arm if I am reading in bed (yes there are other uses for bed) and the ability to turn a page one handed by just pressing a button with my thumb and not disturbing her also appeals.
Going back to an earlier post, you can anote pages in most readers by adding comments, highlighting, bookmarking etc. In fact from that point of view they are far more versatile than paper.
The only thing that depresses me is that the book world has not learnt from the experience of the music industry as far as how to drive the market. iTunes has transformed the way that music is delivered and book publishers at the moment have all the strategic vision of a bat. I have some personal experience of this as an online teaser project for a book is on hold because the publisher is worried about releasing 30 pages from a 700 page book online. They don't see the parallels between that and movie trailers or music on the radio. An earlier post about the costs bears this out (although there are greater conversion costs than simply creating a pdf from a .doc file)
Finally I would invite you to view this excellent clip which aptly demonstrates what happened the last time we changed the delivery of the written word.
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I thought of getting one, but looking at the range of titles available was not impressed.
Loads of "classics" but I want Chris Ryan and other modern thrillers and they did not seem to be available yet.
Unless someone knows different?
John

When the Kindle becomes available this side of the pond you will have access to anything that is on Amazon 180,000 titles at last count. Trouble is that it is ugly enough to make SAS sergeants cry. Rumours are that the MKII when it becomes available will sort that, but who knows when or if we will see it over here.