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Quote by deancannock
honestly..i am not called Dean..and I don't live in Cannock...
umm....think I may have just thrown them off the scent !!!! lol

That guys a nutter......
Dean.....????
Cannock????
Never.....
kiss
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that did my head in.......lol.....
I got a really high score too.....
The realised I should be after a low one lol.....
Oh well.....
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Hi Biker
:welcome: to the forum....
I watched it last week......thought it was ok....but I luvvvv the guy in it.... oh heck cant remember his name...... he was in 24......
So maybe I was more watching him than the film :shock:
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Quote by sexy_cpl_nottz
Yep no probs willow and get the word spread we want this one to be a good one without hitches this year....remember its Ant b/day on the sun ...he may be expecting a stripper again...if hes lucky ...but lets make this party go well

Thanks hun...
Will do...... really looking forward to coming back to notts it's been a long time!
Oh yes.......Ants Birthday...... I thinks us girls will have to get our heads together and see what we can come up with....
:giggle::giggle:
TTFN
XxX
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Quote by keeno
Is it just me?
Am I out of step or out of touch?

Well if you are hun... so am I....lol.....
Madness......
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A friend sent me this and I just wanted to share it with you…..
5 NUNS IN A BAR
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Mon signor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door
They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.
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mmmmmmmmmmm wink
Waking up, this morning n thinking of last night!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmm...........
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I love to laugh…..and have know if it keeps me young, but it sure makes life easier and better!!!!
My kids will often phone me, and start chatting to me, and we are laughing and messing around… then after a while they say to me…
“mum… have you been out?”…
“No why?” I ask…
“Well have you had a drink then mum? Are you a bit drunk”
“No why?” :shock:
“Cause you sound so happy and full of life…… can I have some of what ever you have had then please?” They say….!!!!
Yesterday was shopping day….. mmmm not just food, but all my batteries had decided to run out at the same time !!!
So off me n daughter went into the town…….
I had to go to Halfords to get some of the batteries, as the supermarket doesn’t sell them!
We were looking at the display, trying to work out which batteries were the right ones…..and were having a right laugh….
I looked up to see the very young innocent looking guy stood at the till watching us…..
When I had found the ones I needed, we went to the till, and on the way there I could see this guy really starting to look flustered and bothered…..
I am not quite sure if he was dreading me going up there and asking him to fit them for me or what, but within the short time it ook us to get to the till, he really did look very hot n him….
He rang them all into the till and told me that it was like £14……… Blumin eck I said to my girl…..£14 on batteries…….
Then she said…..”Well just think of the hours of fun you will have with them mum”……..
:giggle:
I think the poor guy just wanted to ground to open up and swallow him… he was bright red and didn’t know where to look or what to do…..
Well at least we left laughing…. And I bet the poor guy has a right story to tell his mates lol…..
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Then we went to the supermarket, to get some food, h and the rest of the batteries I needed….. and to cut a long story short, we ended up getting some of the store staff dancing about at the tills and having a real good time….. well someone had to turn the music up a bit didn’t they! Lol….
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
I am also one of those that find, that something said in all innocence to be really funny too….
And I get in to trouble for it lots….. but I cant help it……
Example……
Sat out side the Pub after eating a nice Sunday dinner…… not drinking as I was driving, so just having pop….
The landlord came out for a chat (very lush too!!) my friend told him that he had a leak at the door, so he looked and then said….
Ahhh I will have to get my silicon gun out to fix it…….
I was in fits….. tried to stop laughing, but then he went on to tell me how if he pushed it too hard all the white stuff came spurting out the end, and that you had to make sure your hands were wet as it was very sticky and you had trouble getting it off!!!!…
He then went on to say how pervy my mind was……No I said… it’s just that my mind is open to all possibilities lol…..
I also hate formal meetings or gatherings where you have to keep a straight face, cause something always tickles me, and I have a right job trying to not crack up! Not nice sometimes, but I just cant help it…..
redface surprisedops: :oops:
Yeh I’m just a nutter who loves to have fun and laugh a lot!
And for some reason, everyone wants to go shopping with me! Lol….
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The message I received this morning and the thoughts of things to come….. wink
Ohhh…..mmmm…..I cant wait……
kiss
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Quote by venus68
You guys just can't cut it lol.

So True.....
Well I have not met one that can.....
Too much of a wiggle and thats it game over!!!!!!
kiss:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
PS... I couldn't watch this on utube for some reason, so I had to download it to see it....well worth it tho cause it's now on my ipod too!...lol....
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Men's Restroom Mural -------- Read before looking at picture
Edge Designs is an all-women run company
That designs interior office space. They had a
Recent opportunity to do an office project in
NYC.
The client allowed the women of this
Company a free hand in all design aspects.
The client was a company that was also
Run by all women execs.............
The result........well.....We all know that
Men never talk, never look at each other....
And never laugh much in the restroom....
The men's room is a serious and quiet place...
But now...with the addition of one mural
On the wall......lets just say the men's
Restroom is a place of laughter and smiles.
And they say women don't have a sense of humor!!!!
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Quote by kentswingers777
In the days when that was broadcast I do believe that kids were so much more innocent, than they are today.
Todays kids would have been smirking from the start of that. Maybe losing your innocence early like they seem to do today, is maybe not such a good thing. dunno

Yes I tend to agree.....
But like I said even some of the ones my grandkids watch today are just as bad....and they (5 n 3) dont see it as rude or naughty at all.....!!!!
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