Lighten Up People!!
If it makes you feel better I'll kick Jags personally she is sat behind me.
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Wilma
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WilmaFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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Er I mean ...............Quote by MrsFC
Been some really interesting posts today and got me thinking.
If you were part of a couple-whatever that may be, and you had the chance to spend ONE night only, with the person/s of you're dreams. For the Best Shag/s you're ever likely to have. Never to be repeated, but you're partner didn't want you to.
Would you do it?
Why?
And would you tell them?
Would I do it? - NO
Why? - because he is the best shag I've had (my aologies to anyone else this may offend
)Would I tell them? wouldn't have to as I wouldn't do it.
If your partner doesn't want you to do it and you still do then that isn't swinging its cheating but don't get me started on that little debate, I came in here for a quickie
Wilma you took the words right out of my mouth !
CLOSE YOUR BLOODY MOUTH WOMAN
You never know what MrFC will put in it!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Argt05
Been some really interesting posts today and got me thinking.
If you were part of a couple-whatever that may be, and you had the chance to spend ONE night only, with the person/s of you're dreams. For the Best Shag/s you're ever likely to have. Never to be repeated, but you're partner didn't want you to.
Would you do it?
Why?
And would you tell them?
Would I do it? - NO
Why? - because he is the best shag I've had (my apologies to anyone else this may offend
)Would I tell them? wouldn't have to as I wouldn't do it.
If your partner doesn't want you to do it and you still do then that isn't swinging its cheating but don't get me started on that little debate, I came in here for a quickie
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I said exactly what you wanted me to Fred - Yes darling you are the only one for me!!!!
Wilma uncrosses fingers and toes in the hope Fred didn't notice!
It's lovely to see you 
Miss DOM-estic :whip: 
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: 
I think this is the perfect thread to vent all your anger, frustration, eye scratching out (hisandhers quote), nastiness and general pissed offyness (not sure that is a real word but I dare anyone to question it :twisted: ) and I think we should start by venting it all at ..............................
Tune
Take that :sparring: and this
and this 
and this 
and these 
Tune
Take that :sparring: and this
and this and this and these I'm an expert PMT'er hence my signature.
I just accept I'm a nasty bitch and wonder why everyone else has a problem with it.
I've tried all the remedies but nothing has helped. Fred just hides the knives and any other sharp objects and takes cover for a week. I wish he would come out because I can't work the remote for the telly and now I'm really getting mad :twisted: :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I just accept I'm a nasty bitch and wonder why everyone else has a problem with it.
I've tried all the remedies but nothing has helped. Fred just hides the knives and any other sharp objects and takes cover for a week. I wish he would come out because I can't work the remote for the telly and now I'm really getting mad :twisted: :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Sappho
I found Security Matters!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5087.html?highlight=Security
Ahh, Brumlad and mattmoleman - where are they now?
:karaoke:
Once upon a time there was a tavern
Where we used to raise a glass or two
remember how we laughed away the hours
and dreamed of all the brave things we would do
Come on you sad gits join in............... :karaoke:
Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end
We'd swing and dance forever and a day..............
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Love
Wilma
x x x x
I'm sure I heard that song recently
Quote by Sharif
But I like bothI dont wanna choose
I think there should be a 3rd option for Both
There there Sharif, you don't have to choose. Just rest your head on my ample bosom or if you prefer try the other one it's smaller
You see, I told you I do both :eeek: I'm Ambidextrous you know
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by willxx69
Could someone define "curves"?
Waiting to see if I fit the curvy category
Love
Wilma
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for the gorgeous Wilma. Oh, hang it, who am I trying to kid.... 
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :twisted:That's better :happy:
As someone has said, it entirely depends on the person. Brains and personality are far more sexy than anything else. If you have those, then all sorts of body types can be sexy. Besides, what's wrong with a little variety?! :whistling:
will
Me finks you wanna get in my knicks!! :rascal:
And you owe me a snog!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by JudyTV
WE HATE IT:x :x :x :x :x :x
Due to the lack of emotions or smileys of any kind I take it you are serious. Therefore the above is is not really positive and will certainly not help any of us to build on what we already have, will it? No, I don't think so either. This is just the sort of post that contributes to dragging down and attempting to destroy what others have been trying to rebuild for the past 3 months. If you really do hate it then you know where the door is. Moaning about it wont improve it. There are many people here that have been trying very hard to get over a culture shock, me included, some people find change of any kind hard to deal with and when that something appears to be coming unglued it can be very difficult not to walk away and just let it crumble. The whole thing has been re-glued and the site is now on a more stable and level base so either join us and help us all to enjoy and improve or leave us to it and try a few jerky forward and reverse motions toward the exit. You cant miss it ...its the one lit up in red. Please don't attempt to spoil what we have here. Just take your burst ball and find another field to kick it in. Were fine and attempting to get on with it. I wish you good luck and God speed in your search for perfection and I'm sorry you didn't find it here. With the attitude you have adopted it begs the question...will you find it anywhere.
Jude.
Judy, with the greatest of respect, the question was asked and secksy_cpl said what they felt. If this thread is just to boost ego's and tell the new owners how wonderful they are then fine, post something like "hey what do you think of the show so far? but don't reply if you think it's rubbish".
Freedom of speech and all that - let's not be too judgemental.
On a personal note, well, I've not been a frequent user for nearly two years now but have enjoyed popping in and seeing old and new faces. I don't think on the outside things have changed too much. The idea is still the same. People come and go and this place will change time and time again with the new members and the friendships they bring.
I never thought of leaving but then like I said I'm not around that often.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by artificer
Cheers Steve/Dave..
Good to see you both...just passing through on my way back to the 'Home for the Bewildered...
...regards to all
Arti
.... and don't forget to pick up your bloody dog on the way. Fly (now called Philomena) has been a nightmare these past 18 months. You should see the state of the GFZ Arti, forget the jam and Jerusalem, it's all dog shit and jacuzzi's :eeek:
Come hither man and give us a hug :inlove:
Love
Wilma
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