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Wilma
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WilmaFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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Can't stop long I'm on my way to fuck a load of Americans!
ONLY JOKING DON'TOVER REACT!!!!!! You'll all be getting sick text messages when it's over and forwarding them to your friends so don't hang me for that one!
Nice to be missed. I've given up promising i'm coming back but do take a peek every now and again and had a feeling I may be associated with this devastating hurricane.
Next headlines should read "Wilma does Dallas" or "Blown away by Wilma's BJ"
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Can't stop long I'm on my way to fuck a load of Americans!
ONLY JOKING DON'TOVER REACT!!!!!! You'll all be getting sick text messages when it's over and forwarding them to your friends so don't hang me for that one!
Nice to be missed. I've given up promising i'm coming back but do take a peek every now and again and had a feeling I may be associated with this devastating hurricane.
Next headlines should read "Wilma does Dallas" or "Blown away by Wilma's BJ"
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
Wait! Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. postman
Wait! Wai-ai-ai-ait Mr. postman
Mr. postman look and see (oh yeah)
You got a bitter in your bag for me (please please Mr. po-o-o-stman)
There must be some word today-ay-ay
From the brewery so far away
Please Mr. postman look and see
If there's a bitter, a bitter for me.
I've been standing here waiting Mr. postman
So-o-o patiently
For just a can or just a lager
Something that my liver longs to see.
Wait! Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. postman
Wait! Wai-ai-ai-ait Mr. postman
Mr. postman look and see (oh yeah)
You got a bitter in your bag for me (please please Mr. po-o-o-stman)
There must be some word today-ay-ay
From the brewery so far away
Please Mr. postman look and see
If there's a bitter, a bitter for me.
I've been standing here waiting Mr. postman
So-o-o patiently
For just a can or just a lager
Something that my liver longs to see.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Come rest your head on my bosom.
Sarge jumps into the tank and heads for Bedrock!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Keys is under plant pot. Step over Dino, you know which one is my room............... see you in a couple of hours, I'll lay your underwear out.
Fourth door is Jags room, walk quietly she bites!!! :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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NBADWOM
BADWOMAN
BADWOMAN
i had two bottles of wine -you jsut had one! Wimp!!
Fred and I are searcnhing for BBC Scotland -radicaleh??
:shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: I think Wilma's keyboard is broken Jags
Shireen
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That's her own keyboard Shireen she's just pissed.
As for IN jokes Postie ................ why not join in you are more than welcome.
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Wilma
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What about 3 women!
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Funny this subject should come up..............
Not so long ago I was in Tesco's when who should I spot but Will and Sappho. They were out buying booze for one of our parties.
Infact, come to think of it, my local Tesco's has had loads of swingers in it. Sarge even shopped for underwear there once :shock: :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Not so long ago I was in Tesco's when who should I spot but Will and Sappho. They were out buying booze for one of our parties.
Infact, come to think of it, my local Tesco's has had loads of swingers in it. Sarge even shopped for underwear there once :shock: :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Cheers Steve, we had a great night.
I came home sporting a black eye and a sore bum and a very wet dress
Now I know the sore bum was from trying to sit on that stone thingymajig next to Steveg and as I couldn't bend very well, trussed up in a corset, I sort of landed hard and knocked over a glass of wine hence the wet dress.
The black eye I think is from Jas when we were pratting about on the dance floor but don't worry I'll get her back :sparring: :kick:
I did get away with one badge but had been threatened with the stocks if I stole anymore. :shock:
Brilliant to see old faces and a few new ones. I think we proved we can behave in public and have a purely social gathering
Love
Wilma
x x x x
BTW, I REALLY LOVE YOU MISCHIEF, honest injun
I came home sporting a black eye and a sore bum and a very wet dress
Now I know the sore bum was from trying to sit on that stone thingymajig next to Steveg and as I couldn't bend very well, trussed up in a corset, I sort of landed hard and knocked over a glass of wine hence the wet dress.
The black eye I think is from Jas when we were pratting about on the dance floor but don't worry I'll get her back :sparring: :kick:
I did get away with one badge but had been threatened with the stocks if I stole anymore. :shock:
Brilliant to see old faces and a few new ones. I think we proved we can behave in public and have a purely social gathering
Love
Wilma
x x x x
BTW, I REALLY LOVE YOU MISCHIEF, honest injun
Quote by willxx69
Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
assionkiss:
How the devil are you? Wonderful to see you.
:passionkiss: to Jags
Is there room in the hot tub for us? Mind you, bearing in mind Sappho's current condition, the displacement may be too much. :shock: :shock:
So lovely to see you
Will
PS Hope we can see you for real again soon.
Sappho can dip her toes in. Send me a pm and let's get that date sorted.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
cause it's bloody freezin out there tonight.