I'm sure I have said this before.........
I'd like to be a lollipop lady because I wouldn't start work until I was 65!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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WilmaFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 58
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · England
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I had my appointment with the old duck lips this week and have been growing some thatch for the last three weeks just so I appear somewhat normal. Fred just laughed and said I bet they've seen it all.
Well they aint seen mine in it's naked state
Got home and shaved it all off again, only another three years till I have to do it all again.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Well they aint seen mine in it's naked state
Got home and shaved it all off again, only another three years till I have to do it all again.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Hi Will
Glad you made it back to the land of the swinging. We have kidnapped Jags on her way back home and made her stay the night in order to rest her weary bones. She's pissed already!!!! (in the tub)
:lol:
She sends her love as do we. Big kisses to Sappho and answer my pm please.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Glad you made it back to the land of the swinging. We have kidnapped Jags on her way back home and made her stay the night in order to rest her weary bones. She's pissed already!!!! (in the tub)
:lol: She sends her love as do we. Big kisses to Sappho and answer my pm please.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by MrFC
Did somebody mention drinks ? Mines anything with alcohol in.....as long as it's not pink :shock:
We can do green stuff Mr FC but I fear Jags and I will still end up picking you off the bathroom floor and putting you to bed.
Anyway, back to the GFZ.......... Kate change the dvd please.......how about that 100 games to play with a 20 sided dice?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
THERE IS NO HOT TUB IN THE GFZ :x 
uch: As I have said in another thread, a gentle nudge in the right direction can do wonders. To goad or poke fun will only result in bad feeling. One of the old regulars on here once gave me a great bit of advice. They said that when they said hello to a newbie or even commented on someone making a tit of themselves, they often added a question. For example...
BJ-NW's first post reads - "Big cock needs sucking, come get it baby!"
Wilma Replies - Hi BJ-NW, welcome to Swinging Heaven. Have you read all about the site?There are some great tips on how to achieve what you are looking for. Can I point you in the direction of this post...(include link here). Have fun and enjoy your time here.
Now it may not work, but like I said before, it's worth a try.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
BJ-NW's first post reads - "Big cock needs sucking, come get it baby!"
Wilma Replies - Hi BJ-NW, welcome to Swinging Heaven. Have you read all about the site?There are some great tips on how to achieve what you are looking for. Can I point you in the direction of this post...(include link here). Have fun and enjoy your time here.
Now it may not work, but like I said before, it's worth a try.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
ahh the GFZ. It's been a while since I popped in here. Nice to see the rogues gallary. There's Kit and Kat, Jags, Will and Sappho, Sarge (that was a very rude text you sent me today 
), oh and look dear old fly, what fun we had!! Oh well another year over. I wonder who will be hanging in the gallery next year.
Wilma pours glass of wine, retrieves remote from Jags hiding place, puts wine down on much hated paper doily and relaxes in chair.
), oh and look dear old fly, what fun we had!! Oh well another year over. I wonder who will be hanging in the gallery next year.Wilma pours glass of wine, retrieves remote from Jags hiding place, puts wine down on much hated paper doily and relaxes in chair.
I cannot defend this guys stupidity in any way,BUT a gentle nudge to reading all about the site etc before the snide comments of him being a cheat and if he’s so fit and good looking to go to his local pick up place, were unnecessary and just goaded him.
Many people come here and do not read the rules. In the past a gentle nudge in the right direction has often resulted in an apology and then a more adult approach to the site. This may not have worked in this case but it would have been worth a try don’t you think?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Many people come here and do not read the rules. In the past a gentle nudge in the right direction has often resulted in an apology and then a more adult approach to the site. This may not have worked in this case but it would have been worth a try don’t you think?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Our love hugs and biggest wet kisses go out to you and yours Mark. Have a good one.
To all the mods (except Fred, who can't even be classed as a part timer) Have a wonderful holiday and rest those weary fingers of yours.
Special hugs to Jags.
Love
Wilma, Fred and the little cavedwellers
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To all the mods (except Fred, who can't even be classed as a part timer) Have a wonderful holiday and rest those weary fingers of yours.
Special hugs to Jags.
Love
Wilma, Fred and the little cavedwellers
x x x x x xx x x x x x x x
Where have all the post counts gone, long time passing?
Where have all the gmen gone, long time ago?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Gone to SH HQ, every one!
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?
Do you ever hit that submit button and then wish you hadn't? I think this was one of them moments.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Where have all the gmen gone, long time ago?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Gone to SH HQ, every one!
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?
Do you ever hit that submit button and then wish you hadn't? I think this was one of them moments.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by JudyTV
Anyone need a badge?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: ..Some people have the strangest fetish....but Munch Badges
: :?: :?: :?: Gota be a first Wilma hunni 
Judy
If I am honest I had to shred them just incase someone found them. Judy darling yours jammed the shredder!! :fuckinghell:
Love
Wilma
(keeper of badges and all Judy's big knickers)
x x x x
I think and feel that the here and now is a good enough place to be. Analysing yourself and being self aware takes a great deal of honesty, time and ability to change things you discover you don’t like. I am constantly changing and growing because I choose to.
I am in control of my destiny and therefore I only have myself to blame or congratulate.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I am in control of my destiny and therefore I only have myself to blame or congratulate.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
