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10 Dec 2009

Quote by little gem
Shush! I refuse to edit! (saw it too late and thought it would be more amusing rather than change it, I'd have got away with it too, if you hadn't pointed it out! No-one would have ever known! mwwaahahahahaha )
*pouts*
OOooo! Look... chocolate!

Pointed what out? I see no typo...:angel:

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10 Dec 2009

Quote by little gem
It's like Marmalade or Adelaide or Palisade or Arcade or Decade or, even indeed the wonderful rhyming word of Lemonade!
Or... we could go for the -amine group... or the -amide group... you know, your common-a-garden bromine/bromide, but that might slur a person's reputation, so it's always best to stick with Abba!
Can't go wrong with a bit of Abba.
... unless it involves a cast of actors making a tit of themselves to music. That bit of theatre was well worth missing.
Or indeed a drunken elderly relative at a family party "giving large" a bit too vigorously in time with 'Dancing Queen'.

Either you didn't see it, or that's the best diversionary post I've seen in ages rotflmao

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10 Dec 2009

Quote by Dave__Notts
Johny it seems your last post was edited TEN yes I did say TEN times!
You got other sites then apart from Google??
That has to be a record for editing a post...but am sure with your Google skills, you can show us links saying different!
Trying to be a smart arse really suits you.
Being extremely rude seems to be a trait you do very well too.

No, I edited the post twice, once for spelling, and once to correct the coded tag.
The '5' figure is a result of my OCD.
To wit, one of the rituals I currently have, is that I - when editing a forum post - have to leave the 'edited' number on a multiple of five ie: 5, 10 or 25 in some cases.
Feel free to go back over my post history to check if ya doubt me.
Nice to see thats all you have; far be it from me to call you a wanker, not my style smile

If you say so Johny. There is only one on this thread though, but it would coincide with lots of Googles equals lots of edits.
When someone makes a claim like that I get suspicious............so I looked through half of his 124 posts on this forum. I was amazed to see that he was spot on with what he said. Some had 5, some 10 with one that was edited 40 times. It amazes me what things happen in the human mind.
It is a subject that I have been reading into (personal level and not study of any kind)........looks like I have OCD, as well as other types of issues, to look into now
Dave_Notts
I used to have an OCD problem. The number four was my sticking point. It's enough to drive you even madder.
Johnny- you can beat it, I did. And four is far more important than five :giggle:
*will not edit post four times*

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10 Dec 2009

Quote by kentswingers777
Tall - check
Good looking - check
articulate - check
own place - check
sexual organs - check
over 24 - check
perhaps I should just test ride you then I can recommend you to all the single ladies that are on here...... ?
Ummm as long as he doesn't find out before I fuck him that I don't actually tell anyone apart from BIoke who I have sex with... it should be alright.. shouldn't it ?

Got a pulse- check
bolt

So which of the counts rules you out Kent? You do have a pulse, don't you?
Op, ditch the "lonely." You may well be, but here is not the place to express it wink

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10 Dec 2009

Quote by little gem
Maybe you could take after Neilnolongerinleedsbutbackinleedsnowagain and be something along the lines of...
SwedishbutneveractuallybeentoSwedenjustkindalikedAbbaandthoughtitmightgetmelaidGuy?
Or is there a character limit? ;)

Is that like a Bromeliad?
bolt

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9 Dec 2009

Inbox.
WW.
Oh, hangon, is this not the word association thread? :doh:

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9 Dec 2009

I really screwed up that quoting. But I noticed, which means I need another rum...
apologies wink

In edit, damn you rolo, dashing all my hopes...

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9 Dec 2009

Quote by splendid_
Tall - check
Good looking - check
articulate - check
own place - check
sexual organs - check
over 24 - check
perhaps I should just test ride you then I can recommend you to all the single ladies that are on here...... ?
You're making me want to check...
Ummm as long as he doesn't find out before I fuck him that I don't actually tell anyone apart from BIoke who I have sex with... it should be alright.. shouldn't it ?

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9 Dec 2009

There was a "spin off"- heaven dating- which I think may have gone the same way as Eldorado.
However, update things accordingly, and you may find that if you stop looking and start socialising you'll find yourself a kindred spirit.
Good luck, and :welcome:

am I a mod yet? Sigh.

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9 Dec 2009

Quote by splendid_
what the fuck are you talking about ? I am not in the least bit scary.

My best vanilla mate told me the other day that she was as "intimidated" by me as I am by you.
And she's a blackbelt.
You're scary.
how does your best mate know anything about me ? Huh ?
you are just being silly.
She knows everything that I know about you- because she is in my head...

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9 Dec 2009

Quote by splendid_
what the fuck are you talking about ? I am not in the least bit scary.

My best vanilla mate told me the other day that she was as "intimidated" by me as I am by you.
And she's a blackbelt.
You're scary.

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9 Dec 2009

My "place to go" moves. :baffled:

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9 Dec 2009

Quote by rubberclubberz
BLIMEY!! You lot don't miss a thing around here.
Speedy replies....Thanx for making us welcome!

A pleasure, but don't worry- it won't last. lol

Before you know it Random orbit (aka random firestarter) will be inviting you to burn rubber...Resonance will be making you scratch your head with his use of big words...Splendid will be scaring you...TanKinky will have her niblets in your eyes...and it's all downhill from there.
Sorry to be the harbinger and all that- but you're doomed. Doomed!

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9 Dec 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
has witchy changed her name

Thought my ears were burning. :kick:
Anyway, I have the opposite problem. :dry:
Oh, and I'm not swedish.
Or a guy.
Possibly.

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9 Dec 2009

Quote by rubberclubberz
(First post on the forums - lets try this shall we)
There's never enough options to describe sexuality. I prefer - Heteroflexible
1. A person who identifies themselves as primarily heterosexual but can find the same sex sexually appealing.
2. A primarily heterosexual person who's not opposed to occasional same-sex trysts when circumstances permit.
3. A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

:welcome: To the nuthouse RC (where do the batteries go?) Nice first post. ;)

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9 Dec 2009

Being given the all clear health wise.
Or, having two thick tits. lol

And celebrating with heaven in a glass smile

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9 Dec 2009

Quote by flower411
Whats changed? Your nationality or your gender?

No nothing have changed it is just like most people think I actually live in sweden by having this name. Although I live in london.
Nope !! It`s not that lol

They just assume that you have no sense of humour lol

Oh, so he's changing his name to Germanguy?* cool.

*Disclaimer. I like the Germans, have never met a mean one, and think that Bavaria is my spiritual home.
And now I'm craving Bratwurst.

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9 Dec 2009

Whats changed? Your nationality or your gender? lol

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9 Dec 2009

The French are doing that which you always seem to want the British to do- looking after themselves first.
The asylum seekers/immigrants are doing the same- either fleeing persecution or trying to find something better for their families. It's human nature.

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9 Dec 2009

Quote by kentswingers777
That does not suprise me at all GNV.
The French don't want them over there, and they know where they are heading. So it would be much easier for the French to just open it again, so as to get rid of the problem as they all heading for the land of houses and benefits!
The thing is with the French....no I won't say it.
For the lorry drivers it must be a constant bloody nightmare, trying to keep these people off their lorries.
IF these people are being persecuted so badly in their home country, why the fuck do they not apply for asylum in the country they are in now???.FRANCE!! But we know the reasons....hot and cold running benefits in the UK!!
I bet after reading some of the stories, they will be heading in their thousands....soft touch Britain....

I don't think they had any choice tbh.
The "jungle" which they closed down in September was an illegal facility. Sangatte on the other hand was a properly organised state facility which, when they closed it down quite a few years ago, caused the horrendous local problems associated with the "jungle".
Why blame the French? If the UK was made less a land of milk and money it would be less attractive to these migrants and therefore they wouldn't bother coming to Calais for a free ride.
Sorry GNV I will blame the French to a degree.
Why can they not STOP these people entering their country at source?
They know full well these people are heading to the UK, and it seems have actively encouraged this at times.
Do the French not have border controls? These people want to enter the UK illegally which surely must mean they are in France illegally? Or have I missed something?
A lot of the people in France are from either Eastern Europe or places like Iran, for which Iran or Afghanistan are NOT part of Europe. So why are they in France and the French authorities do nothing to deport them?
The French take a bit of a step back as they know most are heading for Croydon, so do nothing it seems to stop them getting into France, and then hiding in lorries.
Setting up this camp again will only serve one purpose....to enable more immigrants into the UK.
You've missed something. France is huge. It borders 6/7 countries, and has many, many miles of coastline.
I've driven through/into France from Belgium- no border controls...Germany- no border controls. Italy- I believe where we crossed there were "booths"- but that was a toll road if I remember correctly, not passport control. Switzerland- I believe we had our passports checked entering. Luxembourg- no control.
Never done the drive to Spain/Andorra- but even if each & every tiny road had passport control, how on earth do you think they could stop people crossing into the country on foot?
You can't fence France.

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9 Dec 2009

Quote by kentswingers777
That does not suprise me at all GNV.
The French don't want them over there, and they know where they are heading. So it would be much easier for the French to just open it again, so as to get rid of the problem as they all heading for the land of houses and benefits!
The thing is with the French....no I won't say it.
For the lorry drivers it must be a constant bloody nightmare, trying to keep these people off their lorries.
IF these people are being persecuted so badly in their home country, why the fuck do they not apply for asylum in the country they are in now???.FRANCE!! But we know the reasons....hot and cold running benefits in the UK!!
I bet after reading some of the stories, they will be heading in their thousands....soft touch Britain....

I don't think they had any choice tbh.
The "jungle" which they closed down in September was an illegal facility. Sangatte on the other hand was a properly organised state facility which, when they closed it down quite a few years ago, caused the horrendous local problems associated with the "jungle".
Why blame the French? If the UK was made less a land of milk and money it would be less attractive to these migrants and therefore they wouldn't bother coming to Calais for a free ride.
Sorry GNV I will blame the French to a degree.
Why can they not STOP these people entering their country at source?
They know full well these people are heading to the UK, and it seems have actively encouraged this at times.
Do the French not have border controls? These people want to enter the UK illegally which surely must mean they are in France illegally? Or have I missed something?
A lot of the people in France are from either Eastern Europe or places like Iran, for which Iran or Afghanistan are NOT part of Europe. So why are they in France and the French authorities do nothing to deport them?
The French take a bit of a step back as they know most are heading for Croydon, so do nothing it seems to stop them getting into France, and then hiding in lorries.
Setting up this camp again will only serve one purpose....to enable more immigrants into the UK.
You've missed something. France is huge. It borders 6/7 countries, and has many, many miles of coastline.
I've driven through/into France from Belgium- no border controls...Germany- no border controls. Italy- I believe where we crossed there were "booths"- but that was a toll road if I remember correctly, not passport control. Switzerland- I believe we had our passports checked entering. Luxembourg- no control.
Never done the drive to Spain/Andorra- but even if each & every tiny road had passport control, how on earth do you think they could stop people crossing into the country on foot?
You can't fence France.

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8 Dec 2009

Quote by Bluefish2009
It would appear that I have some issues with prematurity.
I now know when I'm going-late feb- and will do so with a mini-partaaay in chat. It's still not a flounce though :smug:

So, We have time to get to know you after all...moving a little closer :rose: wink

You get the drinks in :beer:, I'll ignore Rolp and see if I can get Flowerpower arrested on a charge of "Incitement to flounce" :twisted:

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8 Dec 2009

It would appear that I have some issues with prematurity.
I now know when I'm going-late feb- and will do so with a mini-partaaay in chat. It's still not a flounce though :smug:

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8 Dec 2009

Quote by Dave__Notts
what if you want 2 cups full.....................

I have. They're stuck on my front & I can't get rid of the barstewards.
Its a bugger when someone superglues your bra lol

Dave_Notts
Better that than prick-stick. rolleyes

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8 Dec 2009

Quote by Staggerlee_BB
How is encouraging newcomers to be revolting going to help them?? I mean really it's a bit much

Course it will- I'm revolting, and I get laid. :smug:

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8 Dec 2009

We're about to get a few chickens for eggs. When they expire, they'll be used for meat (if possible) The other day our 10 year old proclaimed that "When we get the chickens, I don't want to eat them when they die"
"ok, that's fair enough, you will be attached to them"
<draws breath>
"Unless you tell me they're really tasty."
And I thought I was fickle lol

:welcome: BTW

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8 Dec 2009

Quote by markz
what if you want 2 cups full.....................

I have. They're stuck on my front & I can't get rid of the barstewards.

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7 Dec 2009

What use would a rubber clad ninja be?
>>creeps stealthily<<
>>SQUEEEEAK!<<

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7 Dec 2009

Just had to google Apocrypha comes from the Greek word á¼€Ï€ÏŒÎºÏÏ…Ï†Î±, which means those having been hidden away..... Still no idea rotflmao

*buts in* apocryphal- Spurious or of doubtful authenticity. wink

*buts out*

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7 Dec 2009

Don't listen to them.
Within hours, this will be the most amusing thread in the whole of the forum. Stay here. Be amused. Have sex occassionaly.
Whatever you do, don't stray into the cafe. It's like straying onto the moors. Or even like straying onto the place where there would be moors if we had any moors. Stay here and Roger moore instead.
What these two have done is given you a skewed perception of life in the cafe. You'll be lulled into thinking there are irreverent, witty people in there who will add something to your lives. They won't. They'll suck your bodily fluids like leeches- and when they're done leave you in a heap on the floor.
Stay away from the Cafe. It's riddled with Campylobacter.
You have been warned.

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