Dreadful. They should give it the chop, immediately. However, I doubt it will happen if they're making a mint from it. I guess the "novelty" item tag is a disclaimer, so that if anyone should say anything they wouldn't have a leg to stand on. Someone should step up to the mark though & shoulder some responsibility.
Is it priced in the "novelty" or "sex toy" price bracket? Is the buyer being fleeced?
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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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Meaty, I love you. I still have my Muppet show double album- every now & then, when the firepit comes out there'll be a wail from the kids to put it on (the record player is in the workshop at the bottom of the garden. Queue several "grown ups" making manah manah noises for hours on end...
Oh, and then next up is the first single I was ever bought- :karaoke: hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose..."
Oh, and then next up is the first single I was ever bought- :karaoke: hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose..."
First thing in the morning I have a strong cup of tea- bought to me in bed by one of my manservants. I mean, incredibly lucky male partners 
However, oddly, that cup has to be lukewarm or I can't drink it. The rest of the time, I drink tea piping hot. I admit to being weird.
Then when I'm slightly more conscious, a coffee- Kenco, full fat milk one sugar, with something to eat- depending on if I'm off out for a run or not.
Later in the day a mixture of either, but I do try not to drink toooo much coffee.
Before bed a decaff tea or a hot choccy.
Oh, and I have a mug for my morning tea, a different one for coffee, and a hot choc mug bought by a neighbour for my birthday.
However, oddly, that cup has to be lukewarm or I can't drink it. The rest of the time, I drink tea piping hot. I admit to being weird.
Then when I'm slightly more conscious, a coffee- Kenco, full fat milk one sugar, with something to eat- depending on if I'm off out for a run or not.
Later in the day a mixture of either, but I do try not to drink toooo much coffee.
Before bed a decaff tea or a hot choccy.
Oh, and I have a mug for my morning tea, a different one for coffee, and a hot choc mug bought by a neighbour for my birthday.
Quote by tweeky
Route 79 Omelette a lazy but goodietake a look below
This got me in to making omelette's which I hadnt been keen on before.
My Mum always made Beef stew and suet dumplings
We love Chilli here :inlove: and I like it the traditional way with boiled rice but if you do want to try a variation I can highly recommended serving it with a large Sweet potato baked in the oven (jacket sweet potato) Really really scrummy
Mine was always able to :dry:
I do 80% ish. Although the OH decided to start cooking as a hobby recently, which meant all of a sudden the stuff we'd needed in the kitchen suddenly started to materialise 
The thing is- on the whole he's a better cook than me. I spend 20 years honing my mediocre skills...he walks into the kitchen, and after I've explained how to work the oven...produces something mouthwatering. Barsteward.
The thing is- on the whole he's a better cook than me. I spend 20 years honing my mediocre skills...he walks into the kitchen, and after I've explained how to work the oven...produces something mouthwatering. Barsteward.
Quote by brucie
one of the principles of language is its use in communication. meaning has to be conveyed.
Dear, deluded Brucie,
I'm fairly well versed in the use of language, thank you. However, I cannot be held responsible for your lack of understanding. At the moment, I'm cooking two different meals, chronicling some very important stuff, and dancing round the kitchen to Nelly Furtardo's "Maneater". Happy as I am to multitask, explaining my insults to you is having a detrimental effect on my vibe. You dig?
I'm stepping away from the thread- some poor newbie came here for advice on vibrators, not to listen to a row. If you want one, you know where my PM box is. I'd advise against it though, really I would. Ever heard the phrase "I'd invite you to an intellectual dual, but I fear you would arrive unarmed?" In fact, please don't turn up in my pm box- it would be tantamount to cruelty.
Op, my apologies- I hope you find the vibe of your dreams ;)
Quote by brucie
Its one of the big pink ones shaped like a cock.
maybe shes a lezza. get her a vagina shaped one.
I don't think I've ever seen fuckwittery so succinct.
does that actually mean anything?
Yes. It is a sentence. It has a capital at the beginning, full stop at the end, and some words in the middle which convey my feelings.
...and now we know the real reason for the power outage. Mr's Bone was sucking so hard on the Entonox, she caused a minor implosion on the national grid :shock:
A bouncing baby boy will be adding to the already chaotic Bongedigger household. Wishing him a worry free,long, healthy, happy life.
:rose:
A bouncing baby boy will be adding to the already chaotic Bongedigger household. Wishing him a worry free,long, healthy, happy life.
:rose:
Okay...this was a response to the power outage thread. In an attempt to salvage something...a question.
Do you have an Achilles heel? A stupidly tempting thing you just have to do? I like buttons. And things that sparkle. And setting off all the noisy pressy buttons toys in a shop, waiting until they go nuts...and turning to whoever I'm with and saying in a very loud voice "For gods sake, you are SO immature!"
Works for me :smug:
Do you have an Achilles heel? A stupidly tempting thing you just have to do? I like buttons. And things that sparkle. And setting off all the noisy pressy buttons toys in a shop, waiting until they go nuts...and turning to whoever I'm with and saying in a very loud voice "For gods sake, you are SO immature!"
Works for me :smug:
??:Quote by meat2pleaseu
dawn porter and lily allen.
problem is they look like twins. ideally you should have one blonde and one brunette in a 3some. the book says so.
unfortunatley, i couldn't care less what you or your book say, i've never really taken much notice of any 'rules' so Lily and Dawn stay. I don't see any problem with them looking like twins either (not that they do very much) :twisted:rows:
*Curvy brunette who thinks Dawn Porter is quite giveable wonders if there's room next to meaty* :rascal:
