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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK

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Quote by Firelizard
Splendid and her splendid way with words lol
Some rather important people think I am wonderful at the moment wink

Yeah, and I do too! kiss
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
why the new testament?why not the old testament?the qur'an ,rigveda,book of the dead,the zoroastrian avesta or any one of any number of religious texts...many offering different versions of the "one" God

Or, indeed- the lyrics of the Beautiful South:
:karaoke:
There's only one god, there should be two or three...
:karaoke:
Quote by Resonance
I like this post!
I don't know if it is truly a "voice" as such, but in my mind when I have got an idea of what a personality is like on the forum, I tend to give them a face in terms of a character, well known, from TV and fiction that shares similar opinions, beliefs etc. Or they may just talk in a way that reminds me of someone so in my mind when I read something they have posted, they become that person.

I want to know. No, I need to know...dunno
Carol Vorderman on helium.
or if you've called me a name. Grotbags.
Well you did ask... ;-)
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :inlove:
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Has Witchy been consulting the runes again, or perhaps casting a spell?

Gosh no- in reality, I'm not in the least bit witchy. I do, however, have an all seeing eye. :smug:
I'm a great believer in using what you're best at. I'd drink the locals under the Tequila Table...and leg it with the condemned.
ooh, wouldn't it be funny if Mother Nature interrupted? :giggle:
Quote by The_libertine69
In my (limited so far as I'm fairly recent to all this) MMF encounters it's been no surprise (obviously) to see the couple not use a condom. For all I know she may be on the pill or have other contraception in place. When it's been my 'turn' I fully expect to be expected to use a condom and bring my own along anyway. As it happens there's been a supply there that have been handed to me. Never been a problem as it's usually been made clear in the profile. If not I just assume that it will be the case anyway.

If I wasn't already taken...twice...in a no longer playing the field kinda way...that would be a nice avatar.
As you were redface
Quote by Resonance
I like this post!
I don't know if it is truly a "voice" as such, but in my mind when I have got an idea of what a personality is like on the forum, I tend to give them a face in terms of a character, well known, from TV and fiction that shares similar opinions, beliefs etc. Or they may just talk in a way that reminds me of someone so in my mind when I read something they have posted, they become that person.

I want to know. No, I need to know...dunno
Quote by BrightonGeezer
As the token Onanist I am hoping to make Valhalla, knowing my luck I'll probably just die in my sleep, lol.
The problem with being judgemental is that you open yourself up to be judged yourself. You could look at a person and think they are attractive, then find out later they are ugly on the inside. Sex is fun but love is more spiritual, I believe that if you can get your head around that then swinging is definitely worth a try, if not then perhaps you are looking in the wrong place for whatever it is you really want. If you want to avoid heartache, not just here but in life, just be yourself.

Oh, I really don't think you're the only one wink
The description of someone as "looking just like a hairless Japanese dog- but with hair" you had to be there rotflmao
Quote by foxylady2209
Snip/...
But I've had someone stand in front of me and say "the sun rises in the morning - THAT is proof there is a God." Seriously - when the standard required for belief is THAT low, what can we say?
/snip

If that's the case, my getting out of bed this morning was proof of fecking miracles!
rotflmao
There's another issue afoot though. While we may not be responsible for climate change (although I do think we're not exactly helping.) We are conspicuously overconsuming finite resources.
And, for the record- our eldest is a student passionate about doing what she can to help protect our fragile environment. She may be off to Copenhagen- but will only do so if she can avoid flying. Moreover, last summer she was offered a free holiday at a friends place in Portugal. She turned it down because the logistics meant she would have had to fly. Not all environmentalists are hypocrites. wink
You're both wrong- god is a DJ. rolleyes
I have thunked- and however I try to phrase them, my questions will always be provocative, and insulting to someones stance/viewpoint...so in the interests of harmony I'll be :gagged:
But for the record, mine is thus: I was christened CofE. Went to Catholic primary, and secondary schools, where I witnessed extreme cruelty/bullying and homophobia- and that was from the teachers and the nuns. I became agnostic as soon as I was capable of thinking outside the box I was in- agnostic bordering on atheist that is.
The day I became a die hard atheist is still fresh in my mind. I remember taking my eldest to school, coming home, doing a few odds & sods- and sitting down in front of the news with a coffee- but this was no ordinary news broadcast. It was Lorraine Kelly broadcasting from Dunblane...
I remember firmly declaring to myself that there could be no god. Or if there was a god who allowed this to happen, I didn't like him/her/it.
It did provide some mirth though later when I was recounting it a close friend. I said "There is no god- but if I'm wrong, I'd like to take the bas****d outside." I had no idea why she was laughing at first, until she explained that taking on such an authority figure in that manner wasn't quite what normal people do. lol
Anyway, that's me outta here. Apart from dropping in with the odd witticism, of course. wink
Nope. Absolutely, and without question, no. Lucky really- if "he" existed he'd have struck me down by now.
Uncannily though, I was mulling the idea of starting a thread on how believing swingers manage to reconcile their lifestyle with their religion. I'm genuinely curious, but it seems like such a provocative question to ask dunno
Quote by Resonance
Has anyone ever had sex with an onion?
I mean it is a challenge I accept. Perhaps not everyone's cup of tea and perhaps a little depraved for some, but I think there is plenty of worthwhile information to be gained from it.
Can man and onion live in harmony?
Do we go equally well with cheese on a slice of bread?
Do onions cry when we are sliced?
(I don't mean Spring or Pickled Onions obviously, that would be perverse)
I think we should be told.
Sandwich anyone?

Well I'd happily shag Shrek- he's my kinda guy...and ogres are like onions. Does that count?
That reminds me, I'm in the midst of reading "Maurice and his amazing educated rodents" to the youngest, too. lol
Smouldering, sparkly eyes. Broad shoulders. Rugged, chiselled face. Looks like he'd stand a cat in hells chance of keeping me in line...

Swoon.
Quote by splendid_
I was going to start a new thread but thought I would just revive the old one lol

you just wanted to brag that you have been having sex..... pah.evil
No she hasn't. She's been sitting around in her PJ's & slippers, wrapped in a snuggly blanket, drinking hot chocolate & discussing John Noakes...
Walk on the wild side, baby, yeah!
rotflmao
Quote by foxylady2209
Actually, I'm reading A Brief History Of Time - Stephen Hawking.
bolt

Lightweight rolleyes
Quote by Resonance
I don't have any make up.
I do however, possess a bag which does an equally good job of enhancing my features.

Please Res, have my babies.
Quote by tweeky
I was looking to improve my golf swing and clicked on the wrong link.
I found bigger woods, bouncier balls and far more holes in here, so I stayed.

Must work in reverse for some lol We had some 100% by chance experiences that arose from just general conversation in a pub and went to the bedroom dunno I searched out this place after watching a swinging documentary on C4 hoping to find more of what we found by chance. Not a sausage ever from here though lol Guess its as our sig says either that or we just stink. Not that we have had a huge amount of time to go looking though
You're not- I know other young (very lovely, but sadly very quiet of late) swingers in Bristol. :waves:
No one is asking fat people to hide, or even go on a calorie contolled diet.
A hypocrisy-free diet would work wonders though.
Quote by duncanlondon
Can vegetables become obese?

Ever seen a stuffed pepper?
Ah, is the whole ?.. thing an attempt at being enigmatic? Slightly surreal perhaps?
In that case, La llama es a quadruped que vive en los ríos grandes como el Amazon. Tiene dos oídos, un corazón, una frente, y un pico para comer la miel.