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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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The thing is, it does taint your view somewhat. The vast majority of posters on here are fantastic, clever, intelligent, fair-minded, sensible I Even include Witchy in that
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You ever call me sensible again, and I'll send the lads round, you fat, biscuit eating, football-loving wanker.
:doesn't need a disclaimer emote coz she didn't lie:
As for the rest :thumbup:
Bored of the Rings- still.
It's bloody funny, and not all that long- but it's travelled to several countries, done a around the UK trip (more than once) and I still haven't gotten past 3/4's of the flaming thing.:doh:
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No idea - haven't seen it in years.
I have a travelling bag with soap etc in. I think there might be a lipstick in there somewhere.
I've never found that makeup does what it should. It fails completely. I put make-up on and nothing changes. I'm still me - just with what is effectively a dirty face. And it doesn't last 5 minutes anyway - disappears bu the time I get anywhere. dunno Really can't see the point.

I'm in your reality Foxy. And how many people who plaster it on then spend hours and copious amounts of cash trying to counter the effects of having blocked pores all day? Madness. I've never ever bought foundation. I was persuaded to put some on once and looked like a mannequin- humans weren't meant to be all one colour, without any natural variation.
I do indulge in a bit of lippy if I'm going out, but even then it's usually something to stop my lips drying/chapping as they're prone to do.
Something posessed me to wear make up (although not "the works") to a party last weekend. I felt like a muppet. lol
:bounce:
I kinda like it on Insanity. The views of the "normal people" are quite astounding on a clear day.
Can we have a bar? Can we have a bar serving Pan-galactic gargle blasters? With extra lemon? I could rather use one right now.
Have we finally escaped Enid Blighter? I don't recall a book entitled "Feral Five go wild on the planet Insanity"- but there were 5 of the little buggers...
My off the cuff remark to deal with our daughter being in the room when the rudey bit of C4's 3D fest came on...
"Put your glasses on backwards!" rotflmao
But are you now not guilty of doing just what the anti adipose crew are guilty of- but in reverse?
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where am I?
lp

Glad to see yet another positive contribution to a thread, LP - not.
I googled 'dogging' and this site came up. Went to a few dogging sites, met a few people and it all took off from there! lol
Mal
wink
Blimey, what is this? Mods have a random pop at Random week?
Coz if that's the case, who's arse do I have to lick to be a mod?
He may be random- but he's a ray of Random sunshine in a flucked up world.
Anyway, back to the op...We'd been "tinkering" for years, the world moved on...I googled.
I left, and then was ressurected. wink
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who's limbs?
lp

Could be almost anybodies really !! lolyeah, you know what she's like
lp
Exactly lol
Erm, Pirate rolleyes
Res...I've just discovered five fingers & five toes attached to each limb. What should I do? :shock:
Oh and, as irony isnt your strong suit, I suggest you google for 'ad hominem' followed swiftly with 'hoisted by ones own petard'; honestly, you are coming across as a bitter toolbag!

I do so love that phrase. Firstly, it's (yet another) that's nautical in origins.
Secondly, it reminds me of how big a numpty my OH is. He once said that I'd been "hoisted by my own epitaph" bless. lol
Witchy. Who's arse is too big due to a complex variety of reasons.
But mainly the red wine.
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Marmite is considered more evil than slicing grannies throats for kicks.

Look Brucie, I can mess with quotes & take them out of context too. rolleyes
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I thought this may have been about the little white lines over tiny fleshly parts after a holiday or a microwaving (be carefull kids!) & was hoping for pictures.
who might own the copyright on the slogans?
the poster
the site
or does the cup-maker have free dibs?
lp

I am not even going to attempt to justify myself to you or anyone else in what I thought was a bit of fun....confused confused
Bloody hell- I for one took Rolop's comments as tongue in cheek. confused??:
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Wales / England? Liverpool / Manchester? What nonsense is this? confused It's obviously on about Yorkshire innit? Don't believe me, type God's Own County into Google, what comes up first? Actually, don't even bother with the typing, I'll do it for you . . .

See! :smug:
N x x x ;)

I can't help agreeing- watching the morning sun iluminate where the moors fall away into the sea...the warm welcome...even for outsiders- the wild water- the remoteness...bliss.
Oh, and the chips & gravy! lol
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If I was getting personal abuse from anyone anywhere I'd thump them, and I'm not a blackbelt. I'm not advocating violence BTW, just saying what I would do.
Get one on his own at night with no witnesses and give him a bloody good hiding, that is what I'd do. Rumours spread fast and once they realised there may be painful consequences they wouldn't call me names or abuse me ever again.
A few years ago one of my children had a scrap with a lad the same age who lives opposite me. It was only kids stuff, but my lad got the better of him and he went to his dad. I live in a nice enough area, but I rent my house whereas the rest of the houses are privately owned. The lad's father is a millionaire who owns a Porsche and a Bentley, and has a reputation for shouting his mouth off. At the time I was a factory night shift worker with an old Nissan that I had to bump start, so I guess he thought he could get away with it when he called two of my children with special needs "retards". If you think being called a poof is offencive, then believe me this is worse.
I won't go into any detail about what happened next, but the police were called and even they told him to shut up. They even told him to go back indoors as they couldn't guarantee his safety, (there was only two of them lol).
I'm not being unsympathetic here, you are getting shit because you are taking it, and you did say you are a black belt.
Good luck.

Which means he's less likely to throw punches around- not more.
Staggers- Vive le difference! I adore individuality, and abhore mediocrity. Apparantly, I'm "odd"- but odd is a good thing ;)
Splendids is, as usual, good advice.
However, she really is a pervert who shouldn't be around normal people.
Good luck- you're not as alone as you think out there xx
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And I'd always thought the "great" was nothing to do with international standing and more as in "greater" to describe the british islands and nations

Ya know what thought did Staggs?
I can never remember it ever being called " greater Britain ".
Great Britain for that is what it once was. :upset: wink
never said it was ever greater britain..but great as in large/larger....now if you mean it's not what it once was due to coastal erosion I may agree with you.
Ahem:
You'll like this, not a lot, but you'll like it.
Brittania Major- ie Great Britain was purely used to distinguish us from Brittania Minor- "lesser" Britain...all down to size I'm afraid, and nothing at all to do with being "good."
Brittania Minor by the way is lovely- or Brittany as it's known now.
I'd like to give a huge, sincere big up to Splendid. I'm not sure if it counts as therapy, or torture confused but I do hope I can pay her in kind...
I am the worlds biggest fuckwit. But I also have the worlds bestest friends. kiss
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The critera for going on there seems to be:
- a desperate attempt to restart a dead career
- a desperate attempt to start a nonexistant career
(no idea why the cleaning lady is on - I like her)
And Katie Price
- desperate attempt to prove she is in control of her life.
But then that's been the theme of her life. From the self-harm (what else can you call what she did to her breasts?) to the 'exposes' in every gossip mag going. Sad, very sad.
I don't watch it for the same reason I wouldn't watch Oprah and that like - it's embarrassing and shouldn't be done in public.

worship
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Good point but we'd know they weren't when we met them as we all know that black guys have bigger dicks than white guys silly innocent
not this one
lp
You're a guy? :shock: ;)situationally
lp
He's a dick. rolleyes
I'd be more likely to believe if I heard tales of "women in jeans & t-shirts" or "a bloke in a shell suit."
Why are ghosts always dressed in an extraordinary, evocative manner?
Resonance wrote:
It is amusing to think that we are avowed believers in that monogamy is right and yet the vast majority of the rest of the animal world, doesn't practice it. Some do, and when they do, David Attenborough usually tells us in soft gentle towns, with the accompaniment of gentle strings and harps, about how these animals mate for life... and we sigh and think how sweet. When in actual fact, they and we are the freaks of nature.

Where are these soft gentle towns? I'd like to go to one of them, it would suit my ladylike demeanour. :rose:
I just found this little snippet (really am too tired to do the whole verified source thing- so bollox to it lol )
A worldwide ethnographic survey of 849 human societies show 708 whose customs are polygynous (more than 1 wife), 4 polyandrous (more than 1 husband) and 137 monogamous
As Res so eloquently put it, monogamy is not a natural, human condition- it's a form of control imposed by state and church, and now so ingrained that I end up hearing this sort of thing: "I know that in loads of societies what we're doing is fine- but the lifetime of conditioning I've had is telling me otherwise"
I think I'm going back to bed now. rolleyes
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All of the comments from friends and family ref my son's impromptu speech on Friday night.
He is apparently a credit to me..... which makes me very happy and smiley on top of the other good feelings that are running around me right now.

Nah. The phrase was "how can you have spawned someone so lovely?" rolleyes
Over the course of the very, very long weekend I've driven/been driven a gazillion and sixty twelve miles. I've delivered the cat for nut knotting. I have slept in no fewer than six different beds. I have encountered inhuman cold. I have seen the "proper" Tyne. I've heard Flizzard whittering that talk of lazer eye surgery "Made her bottom go all funny" rolleyes
I've grappled with a vice, almost been mown down by a train whilst in a party frock & stilletos, been stopped by the police...and lost the feeling in the end of one of my fingers.
On the upside, I learned to translate Spanish. "La llama es a quadruped" apparantly. I also managed to get a Pirate and a Blacksmith together in one place.
I then managed to get the rough & ready looking Pirate, and the suited & booted Blacksmith to go into a hotel & ask for directions. Together. To a gay club. innocent
On Sunday I found out by chance that some friends were visiting from Spain, so an overnighter on the ship on the way home for some reminiscing and alcohol was hastily arranged. They had also bought guests along, who were wholly convinced by the end of the evening that I was a committed christian, and would remain chaste until my wedding night. When they're eventually told of my reputation aboard they're gonna feel sooo silly. cool This morning saw myself and transporting a fully functional cannon the length of the UK.
I've had my life turned upside down, and subsequently semi-righted. I've had radio 2 conspire against me. Honest. And then there's the conversation from hell.
Act 1:
Witchy: "Remember, my +1 is very, very vanilla. Please, please, don't say anything thats going to freak him out. I implore you."
Splendidn't: It's fine- trust me. I'll behave.
Witchy: Ok, if you're sure- but really- I mean vanilla.
Act 2: Outside for a breath of fresh air (with the smokers- go figure) Myself, Vanilla, two extroverted, unshockable gay males- and Splen bursts onto the scene.
Within moments, everyone surrounding knows that:
"Witchy's greedy, she has a husband, and a partner. They have a polyamorous relationship. He comes back from sea, gives witchy her fill, goes off again, and she goes back to her husband"
At this point, Witchy is a very odd shade of green. The subsequent conversation is a blur, until male stage right chips in very, very loudly-
"OOOH! You go girl!"
"And do you have them both together?"
:shock:
I couldn't even look at Mr Nilla. Mortified doesn't even cover it. I was almost carried out on a stretcher.
Five and a half fecking years it's taken me to try to convince the guy that non-mono people aren't something to necessarily be scared of. Two minutes it took Splen to undo all the good work.
But somewhere, in among all that, I was privelidged.
Hugely privelidged. I got to share, and celebrate, something amazing with some stunningly beautiful, intelligent, funny friends.
We- all- would like to wish you guys the happiness you deserve, and a long and happy life together. I'd also like to wish Splen catches crabs, but that's no less than she deserves for instigating that conversation.
I may have lost the tip of a finger, but I gained a warm glow. And I think I've just realised why I'm so fecking tired.
Friends are the family you make for yourself.
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It is still a sad thing when a PM seems to have trouble spelling basic words though.
I know kids of today have trouble, but they have their mobile phones to thank for that....four=4....cos instead of because....wot instead of what....and so on and on.
Blimey I have heard they are even letting kids pass exams in English as people at least know what they are saying. :shock:
But Brown does come from a generation that did leave school being able to spell.....still he looked fucking humble on the tv yesterday, and for the first time that I have seen, he was embarrassed beyond belief.
Public opinion is against him more than I can ever remember any other PM. As I think Jump states.....he really has to go and the sooner the better, but he will cling on in the deluded state of mind that he is in, where he thinks he will still be PM this time next year. loon loon loon
Deluded beyond reason....keep taking the pills Brownie. wink

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