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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK
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Quote by splendid_
I don't like how the labels of 'godlike' etc are now permanently displayed Especially as before I could make a choice not to look at certain idiots (I clearly mean posters and fellow forumites) but now, unconsciously at least, I am forced to view them as godlike. ..
Please remove it and make it a voluntary, mouse over type thing again.
thanks awfully.
splendid
Your whining about my godlike status makes me feel terribly marginalised. Deityophobe.
Define a "swinger."
It's a mindset- not something that can be defined with tick boxes.
Expand upon the "logic" that only couples can swing, and then start asking "are they swingers if they're not married?" "are they swingers if they soft swap?" "are they swingers if they only meet guys/girls?" Etc etc...
and are single women swingers?
It's a mindset- not something that can be defined with tick boxes.
Expand upon the "logic" that only couples can swing, and then start asking "are they swingers if they're not married?" "are they swingers if they soft swap?" "are they swingers if they only meet guys/girls?" Etc etc...
and are single women swingers?
Quote by brucie
holy shit, i cant believe i need to say this, but ladies
for men, any holes a goal. a man will fuck the pavement, car, apple pie, the list goes on. did i mention household appliances?
basically you know all those guys who come accross as grown up, sensitive, discerning, honest, tell you they only practise safe sex, are totally straight etc... bollocks. its just an image they are trying to portray as a means to their end.
lesson over.
Not all of them. I've eaten the pudding that proves you wrong.
Quote by splendid_
she does bring 'essential' medication.. although forgot Laxatives which gave me a story to tell of her attempts to use sign language and loud geordie to describe her needs in the Farmacia.
Reminds me of the OH having to mime that we needed bum cream for out toddler many moons ago. Turned out the spot on the bot was the first of many...chickenpox
Quote by splendid_
Ummm it seems that she is garnering more support than I thought. Ahh witchy is your warlock also high maintenance ?
I lied about the two hours.... apparantly I was watching 'phase 1' and 'phase 2 and 3' will be complete in the morning when she packs for the overnight train journey and also packs the final toiletry collection.
Thankfully not. We have been known to gang up on the "effeminate" one and show him, by example how to travel light.
The "warlock" (good name) takes it to the other extreme though. Tell him he's going to a water park in October in Holland and one thing is certain- that it will rain- lots...and he doesn't bring
A) a towel and B) a coat
Thankfully I found out before we left the house and sorted it. The other thing was he only bought one pair of shoes- and binned them on day two. So there he was...in October...in Holland...barefoot.I just wish there was a happy medium.
Any amazing human being who takes more than one, but less than seven pairs of shoes on holiday...auditions will be held shortly
I pack like a bloke. Which is good, because my bloke packs like 3 women.
I'll be away for a 4 nighter soon. My list will look something like this:
Two pairs of jeans
couple of tops
2 jumpers
Ski coat
Walking boots
One (high necked) dress
One pair of going out shoes
Lingerie
A lippy
Shampoo/conditioner
Two bottles of beer
A large vice
My travelling companion have a few pairs of pants and a change of jeans. He puts my travelling light to shame.
I'll be away for a 4 nighter soon. My list will look something like this:
Two pairs of jeans
couple of tops
2 jumpers
Ski coat
Walking boots
One (high necked) dress
One pair of going out shoes
Lingerie
A lippy
Shampoo/conditioner
Two bottles of beer
A large vice
My travelling companion have a few pairs of pants and a change of jeans. He puts my travelling light to shame.
And swiftly back on topic.
Op, sort out the disparity with the height thing- a minor niggle but it'll put some people off. Get your top off for a picture- looks like you have a pretty good bod under there.
Other than that, same advice as for every single guy. Get yourself out there, and be patient.
Good luck. :thumbup:
Op, sort out the disparity with the height thing- a minor niggle but it'll put some people off. Get your top off for a picture- looks like you have a pretty good bod under there.
Other than that, same advice as for every single guy. Get yourself out there, and be patient.
Good luck. :thumbup:
Quote by poshkate
That's a good idea- not dissimilar to one I've had. We have a couple of pay & display supermarket car parks nearby- so something on the ticket machines/ back of tickets would be good too. Even a scrolling message such as "printing ticket- don't forget your bags" too.
I don't go places where you have to pay for parking on principle, but yep would be a good idea. Only thing is you'd get so used to seeing the signs that eventually you'd ignore them and still turn up at the till with no bags! :doh: :lol2:
Neither do I, they use tarmac
(and you claim it back at the till...)
Quote by poshkate
I still haven't quite mastered remembering to take them out of the fecking car though
I was just thinking they should have signs in the car park and on the way into the store reminding you to get the bags out of the car. So often I get to the check out and remember I've left them in the boot! :lol2:
That's a good idea- not dissimilar to one I've had. We have a couple of pay & display supermarket car parks nearby- so something on the ticket machines/ back of tickets would be good too. Even a scrolling message such as "printing ticket- don't forget your bags" too.
Quote by foxylady2209
The problem with plastic bags isn't the plastic - it's the single use.
The plastic simply doesn't break down. The bags are filling landfill and blowing all over the countryside. You'll see them in hedgerows all over the place.
It's about as sensible to throw a plastic carrier bag away after one use as it is to throw a mobile away after one call. Just cos it's cheap and easily replaceable doesn't mean it's disposable. Disposable has to mean degradable - and not in 50 years.
I like the fabric bags, but as I said I use the Asda lifetime bags mainly. I'm not sait at it - I often forget to take them out of the car ffs, LOL
:thumbup:
I'm much better now at remembering to take them out of the house- it's just a routine to learn, after all. Phone..keys...we usually remember these, don't we? It's all a matter of habit.
I still haven't quite mastered remembering to take them out of the fecking car though
Although when I forget them I just take the trolley to the car & bag up there...yes, even in the cold/rain, too. Quote by Dirtygirly
Hmmmph...
3,046 - 3 miles
4,457 - 5 miles
5,488 - 10 miles
9,143 - 20 miles
11,375 - 30 miles
I'm not going on... over eleven thousand people who are members here within 30 miles of me. Where the feck do they all hide???
Methinks there may be come flaws- there's a hamlet nearby in which there appear to be more swingers than people. Neat trick
