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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
What is wrong with using plastic ones though ?
Paper bags are no good in the rain

No ones talking about paper bags. Most of the reusables are stronger and carry more than the plastic throwaway ones- and they're fine in the rain.
I mentioned scrapping plastic for paper in my post.
Like I said, no-one rolleyes
bolt
In all seriousness- apologies, I wandered away in between hitting the "reply" and "submit" buttons- cross posted. wink
Quote by AtomCom2001
What is wrong with using plastic ones though ?
Paper bags are no good in the rain

No ones talking about paper bags. Most of the reusables are stronger and carry more than the plastic throwaway ones- and they're fine in the rain.
Quote by foxylady2209
yes Seriously bonus if they can clean cook and iron. plus go out to work would also not go a miss

Perhaps what you need is someone to teach you which century you are in. biggrin
You dirty it - you wash it. You want to eat - you cook. Not hard is it - now repeat - - - - - -
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I may have posted this before wink
Mr & Mrs C- Jaymar would like me to pass on their sincere condolences, love and best wishes at this awful time to you both, and your families.
xxxx
My period starting almost a week early. For this, I am very, very, thankful. cool
Whoop whoop. lol
Quote by Mr-cream123
thank you everyone and ty t for starting this ....it has made the hurt and the pain i/we are going through more bearable knowing there is so many ppl thinking of us,my son was only 19 and still had his whole life ahead of him,if anything can come from what has happened to my son then please the next time you see your kids ....give them a cuddle and tell them how you feel about them .....as in my sons case.....it was never said ...and can now never be said....no one knows what tomorrow will bring...

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- and as for the sentiment about the loved ones, it was the first thing I did this morning.
Do take the best care of yourself you possibly can, Mr C kiss
Quote by splendid_
oh my goodness me.... worlass and I aren't swingers. :shock:

It's ok my love. You're exceptional. kiss
Quote by Leics
I`m not a greedy person BUT ........wish it was us that won cool , we`d be happy with £10 million biggrin
The usual list would be of course
keep it a secret from those scrounging so call friends
Give up work
Big house with stables for mrs-leics
Flash cars
Separate annex for kids !!!
Electric gates to keep the `jovos` out
Private bar done like a country Pub with draught beer for our `swingingheaven` parties
What else ????

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Quote by Mal
Sometimes I wonder if this is an adult site. All this petty 'he said, she said,' 'Mods banned me' 'mods favourite' 'this'll be locked' name calling and all that crap.
GROW UP!!!!
the forums are the least busiest part of the whole site, yet takes up most of the moderators time and YOU lot take up much of that!
I'll make this as plain and simple as it gets - if we get anymore of this petty bickering amongst you, you will ALL be banned. We have all got a lot better things to do than deal with you piecemeal, so if one goes, you all go. Enough is bloody enough.
Now this thread will not be locked, but we will be watching it.
Mal

My dad's bigger than your dad flipa
In an ideal world, all parents would give their children age appropriate sex education- but my parents didn't. I needed it- and didn't get it. I'm sure I'm not alone.
Teaching kids the mechanics of sex helps demistify it. Our nine year old knows the mechanics and thinks it's "ewww." A nine year old who just saw it as this big mystery that grown up's go on and on about...this aspirational thing...this glamorous thing...might think differently. Then again, they might not.
The thing is- hormones will kick in regardless of when a child gets sex ed. Some youngsters will act upon their raging feelings. Some won't. If they know how to make it safer before they start experimenting- they're undoubtedly better off for it.
Oh, and the Victorians were ravers compared to my parents. rolleyes
Quote by kentswingers777
I have no problem with sex education being taught in schools. What I object to is the age some want to start teaching it.
Some want 5 year olds to start learning, which I think is way too young.
By all means brush over the " basics " in primary schools, but just the basics.
When they hit secondary school then that is the perfect age to start teaching them.
I cannot understand at all why some parents would not want their 15 year olds being taught it at school. At school they will be taught properly, by people that have been trained to teach it.
This has been talked about before on here and my feelings towards teaching very young children about sex, is wrong. My Grandaughter is 7 and I think she is far too young to be taught the fundamentals of sex. Yes she knows where a baby comes from because at that age they ask questions, but I think at that age it should be left up to the parents to give them the answers, that a child of that age will understand as they know their own child.
At a school kids of that age are like chalk and cheese as to what information they can take on board, but a teacher would be teaching them all the same things. Leave it up to the parents until they start secondary school.
I think Government officials should keep their noses out of things like this where very young kids are concerned, and let the parents do what they are supposed to do......parent!!

You're missing something though Kent. What of kids like myself- who's parents were so inhibited that I didn't even know what a period was? The day I started menstruating was the day my mother first mentioned them to me- she handed me some towels & said "your things have started. Don't tell your father or your brother" That was it.
I wasn't "allowed" a boyfriend until I was 18. The merest hint of a kiss on TV & the TV was turned over. I was "opted out" of the (laughable) sex ed classes at my Catholic school. I went to one of them though- taken by my RE teacher who pointed out that married people had intercourse. Other people burned in hell.
What happens to the kids who's parents try to shield them from the world- and from growing up- who end up listening to stuff in the playground and being wrongly informed?
Quote by splendid_
my travel agent...
cool

What about your Travel Agents travel agent? rolleyes
I even a fitful night here waiting for news- it's truly, truly horrifying. Hope you guys know that you have friends who will be there for you in the following weeks, months, and years.
R.I.P.
Quote by Dave__Notts

I am going to grass you up to Nola Davey. wink
She says it is " feral ". lol

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am thinking of how many ways I can spell it wrong. I am looking for other threads you are in and where you use the word bolt
Dave_Notts
Three weeks, then we send in the search party.
:giveup:
Quote by earthchild
Apparently we're having a bird inside a bird inside .....but I would usually opt for either a capon or several poussin.

god whats the name for that i cant remember, its usually 3 birds i think grrr annoying me now
A threesome. rolleyes
Quote by Anoush
Interesting related question:
How would you feel if you found out that your child was a swinger? Sorry if that idea makes anybody uncomfortable.

My eldest (just 19) told me on her last visit what I suspected...
she has "an arrangement" with the young guy she's seeing. They're not a couple- she doesn't have time to get tied down as she's taking her studies far too seriously- but they have a casual, respectful, situation going on.
She pointed out that they've agreed she doesn't have to see him "exclusively." My first reaction was to say "well I hope he can do the same!"
So yeah- it's all cool.
Back to the op...my parents sure as hell don't know half of what I was up to- I'd be deluding myself to think I knew everything mine were up to.
Quote by noladreams
Please, for the love of whichever deity or football team you find holy, can you all learn to spell feral correctly?
*Nola twitches in the corner; as if the reactionary tone of the entire thread wasn't enough, the spelling errors were really tipping her over the edge...*

I had my "feral" outburst a few months back. I felt better- I don't rock back & forth on my haunches anymore.
:thumbup:
I'm a big Queen fan- and just saw a clip on TV of Pink covering Bo Rap in concert. Surprisingly, it was actually bloody good! :beer:
Quote by Kaznkev
Saw they were selling white poppies at the quakers in the village and wondered if the non poppy wearers had ever bought these?

I did way back in the 80's- our school banned them. rolleyes
Quote by Resonance
Finally growing up and resolving a situation with Mrs R that got out of hand and had upset the both of us.
Oh and the Fireworks last night.

You mean she wasn't impressed to have to sleep on the floor because you'd been yakking on the internet? Who'd of thunk it. rolleyes
Oh dear, someone's been at the Rum again...
I don't "yak" on the internet... I repudiate that suggestion vehemently. I "perve"!
But anyway, to get back to the OP, this daft harridan above pretty much always makes me smile, but don't tell her as she'll only get a swollen head... Probably from 90% of male members on the site. redface
Bloody hell Res- I don't know who's been talking but I aint that capacious! blink
We don't "do" Turkey- none of us like it and I won't eat the bloody stuff just because it's "traditional."
In fact, when the kids are flown I don't think I'll "do" xmas anyway..
I digress, I expect I'll do a big chicken with lemon & oregano, and either some beef that'll be eaten on boxing day too- or a gammon chucked in the slow cooker and left to get on with it.
I loathe xmas cake- but I do like xmas pud with home made brandy butter. However, I may well get an individual sticky toffee pudding for myself- xmas pud is sooo heavy to eat soon after a big meal.
I will be continuing my invented tradition though- cook has to be semi-sozzled on sherry by dishing up time. Makes it far less stressful. biggrin
Quote by Resonance
Finally growing up and resolving a situation with Mrs R that got out of hand and had upset the both of us.
Oh and the Fireworks last night.

You mean she wasn't impressed to have to sleep on the floor because you'd been yakking on the internet? Who'd of thunk it. rolleyes
Quote by Dirtygirly
I hate them all. biggrin
Especially if they come from people I don't know. I don't like it. It's over familiar.
*shudders*

Keep your panties on babe. rolleyes
Hate: anything the giver felt duty bound, or struggled financially to buy.
Love: something that showed an insight into me, or something hand made/hard to find.
Quote by Firelizard
worlass and I are both very reluctant.

Yeah...it's been nearly 4 years and I'm still trying rolleyes <<<<<<< pmsl...I just turned into Markz lol
Does he often pee himself when he laughs? rolleyes
Huge pot of Chilli, done in the slow cooker. Enough for several lunches too.
Recipes by UKWineman, with some adjustments along the way biggrin
Quote by brucie
there is no smoke without fire. i have never seen what i thought was a reluctant male swinger. i have seen many many women who i have sensed are only there because they feel they have to be (for whatever reason). im not suggesting all or most of women are unwilling swinging partners but they are not that rare.
go to rios on any saturday couples night and you will see a few women sitting in teh cornwer avoiding everyone whilst their husband/partner trawls the place for action with couples.

I've met one. Single guy at a club who was persuaded to give it a go by some mates. Despite being quite sought after, it just "wasn't his thing."
We had an incredibly fun evening "acting" sex- and got a round of applause for the show as we left the room. I was hoping for a bafta...
Exceptional, a bloke who can type all that whilst weilding an Allen key...:dry:
In edit- scuse the hijack fabs...kiss