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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK

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I do try to shop "responsibly"- our eggs are very local, free range, and at for 6 are a real bargain- yummy too.
I try to buy things like butter etc from the UK (or at least Ireland) rather than New Zealand. We eat tons of veg, and it's mostly very local.
Most importantly, I try to shop with the seasons. Seasonal fruit & veg is tastier, and better all round.
Eldest is pretty hardcore when it comes to shopping. She boycotts Tescos, and many other "irresponsible" retailers. I have friends who've seen first hand the devastation that coca-cola schweppes have caused to peoples lives first hand- that's one company I'm loathe to use...they really are appalling. But hey, whats the lives of a few people compared to profit, eh?
Oh, and I try to steer clear of stoopidly over packaged stuff, too.
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One for the girls I guess...

Sexist! :P
DG, have you just discovered that your bisexual tendencies are a bit like that teacher in the Jaffa Cake advert? You know . . . . Full moon, Half moon, No moon?
Yay you! :P lol
I describe meself as a bisexual man, cos I can't get away with calling meself straight. I'd be lying if I tried to get away with the straight thing?! confused In actual fact, I can be straight as a die most of the time. OTOH I can be bent as a nine bob note, camper than a row of tents. I'm somewhere in between the 100% straight, and 100% gay thing, but mostly in a 60% - 40% thing to varying degrees. Guess what kinda porn I'm downloading at the mo though? ;)
It always goes in phases. Sometimes I have no interest whatsoever in another guys cock. Other times, I'm gagging for it. I'm in full-on bi mode at the mo, cos it's been far too long since I indulged my own personal fantasies, to the point where, to my complete surprise, I'm actually trawling the ads, and wondering how to do the random approach thing. dunno

With caution, and preferably armed with a frying pan/fire extinguisher. He has a tendency to spontaneously combust. :shock:
We have Mr W's Nan's old stereo- with deck- in the workshop. It gets put on if we're in the garden round 't firepit, or have people round. The only remaining records we have, however are- The Chicken Song: Spitting Image, bought as a novelty for one of the kids when they were little...and two from my childhood...The Muppets! :bounce:
The kids- even given their teenageryness- all beg to have the Muppet one on, and there's a chorus of "mahna mahna" "do do do do do" whenever it's played.
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I could get all me records out and throw them on the floor and randomly pick some tracks ....or maybe the cassettes ?? dunno

I don't own an MP3 player anymore either...mine packed up, and I'd just bought a walkman phone, so I don't need to replace it. Might try it with my Spotify playlist later though. smile
The annoying thing is that people don't seem to see that double standards make matters worse- they simply breed resentment.
:bounce:
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I condemn totally both the publicised reasons and the (to me) obvious reasons that 'we' are there.
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Pick me! Pick me!
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I condemn totally both the publicised reasons and the (to me) obvious reasons that 'we' are there.
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Pick me! Pick me!
STOP THE PRESS.
HOLD THE PHONE.
WHOA COWBOY.
Can the military find it's own arse with both hands?
What does it matter? It's achieved something far, far more precious.
Forget the Gaza strip.
Ignore Afganistan.
Fuck the Falklands.
:shock:
The British Army:
Bringing Splendid and Kenty together.
:giveup:
lol
I remember being asked for some "pointers" once, and the most concise thing I could come up with was "lap like a cat who got the cream, not like a dog at it's water bowl after a 5 mile hike in mid August"
Make it a bottle of Baileys (to be used as a drizzled sex aid, of course) and we have a deal :thumbup:
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Stimulation from a couple of big rough fingers in unison with a slippery wet tongue?
Erm...yes please :twisted:

Fuckit !!! Me mouths gone all dry !! :shock:
Anything to do with the rusty nails? dunno
lol
Stimulation from a couple of big rough fingers in unison with a slippery wet tongue?
Erm...yes please :twisted:
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Well I was just about to nail my colours to the mast...
but if you two are busy rolleyes

You can nail ya colours to my mast any time ya like lol
Okey dokey....show me yer wood wink
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loon you seriously need to get a job, or something to take your mind off this mad obsession you have ............. what? .... oh yes me dear, you have been rumbled, your obvious fixation with Marmite has not gone un-noticed.
methinks the lady protests too much, you closet Marmite lover you.
Free yourself, come out and admit it, you love it really :lol2:
(you're bored aintcha?) rolleyes

I don't rumble. Either because
A) I'm a lady or
B) I dont eat Marmite rolleyes
And it was one of your lot who ressurected the thread, man-bint. rolleyes rolleyes
Well I was just about to nail my colours to the mast...
but if you two are busy rolleyes
*tries to ignore Splendid* redface
I've heard blokes make reference to so & so having "The tightest cunt I've ever fucked"- and that was over dinner, in company. Bloody sailors. :shock:
And, conversely to "*** was like a dogs dick in a bucket." So I guess there are guys with a preference.
In reality, what's a fuck without friction?
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What makes us better is being " English ". So many people opt to come here....I wonder why?
I do not think you can ever be overly patriotic.
Royal Britania...... wink

*baffled*
So, the UK's
*education system
*criminal justice system
*political system
*welfare system
*civil liberties
*feral thugs
*etc...etc...etc...
are all things that get on your tits so much, you feel the need to vent your spleen on a daily basis.
You want to move to Spain.
And yet- this is the country thats better than everywhere else?
Kenty, to be "overly patriotic" is, to me, the blind belief in ones country and way of life being inherently superior.
One of my dearest friends is American, and freely points out that many Yanks display this very arrogant form of "patriotism."
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Right place, right time.
and if Macartney is such a genius, how the hell do you explain 'the frog chorus'? :shock:

Ok, tonight, I may just have listened to a spitting Image album on vinyl. :scared: on one of the tracks was the phrase "I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's wings"- couldn't help a chuckle.
Yes, The Beatles were bloody good. I love Eleanor Rigby, and even have a strange affection for A day in the life.
But they weren't rock and roll.
Kenty, your daily postings about everything that is great and good about this country couldn't fail to inspire patriotism.
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19. Sexual Intercourse (with SO): SO? Don't get this...

I took it as Significant Other
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Steve, Shireen, Sassy, and Witchy for just being them. U 3 are three of the nicest people I have never met, but are just so lovely.
I've never said it, but Shireen for being so understanding and empathetic at the beginning of the year, towards me and the mr.
Love you very much, the 4 of you kiss kiss

You realise it's only because we want a grope of that arse, don't you? :rascal:
Seriously...niceness breeds niceness, that's why it all comes back in your direction.
passionkiss
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Came across this the other day.

Ewwww. Don't know if I fancy Marmite, cheese and semen all in one bite!
You wouldn't be able to taste the difference. confused
I had a text from eldest today, who had lent her dad a case (well, it was his to start with rolleyes )
Saying:
"There's a suspender belt strap in my case, and it's not mine!"
Payback time for the dirty undies she left in my new sleeping bag... :twisted:
Oh, and it wasn't mine either! lol
Hmm. An interesting tangent...Wife Swapping and Swinging- the differences. Have we moved on from the keys in the bowl 70's scene? How far?
Double hmm. I have possesion of so many of my friends/neighbours house/car keys...one of them is very, very hot. Can we revert, please? :twisted:
I'm having visions of a Hogwarts style "Golden Snitch"- but shaped like a phallus.
Not sure how the aerodynamics would work though dunno
DVDA? Are they the people from Swansea to do with licenses?

They also preside over quite a few cock ups. rolleyes
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I can't get my head around this... where does everyone stand to gain access? I mean unless they are endowed like stallions in heat, how do the logistics pan out even before you can pop them in? I mean I can just about see one underneath and one at the back, but then does the other freeline in from above or abseil down the wall?
I don't even know if it has a name to be honest, pretty much in the same was trying to shove an Oak Tree up your jaxy doesn't have a name.
If anyone can enlighten me please do as at the moment I am just confused and a little peturbed.

Years ago, upon hearing the term D.V.D.A I spent sleepless nights trying to fathom the logisics. It's still beyond me. I just assume that it all takes place with disembodied cocks.