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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK

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"Watched by a team of researchers, the woman was vaginally stimulated by her husband until she reached orgasm"
Freaks! :shock:
lol
Enough sex to send me into an exhausted, satiated sleep please smile
I think it's because "they" so often display such inappropriate behaviour. Inappropriate behaviour leads to embarrased chuckles.
In times of trouble, seeing how some wonderful folk come into their own & rally round. :inlove:
I unplugged everything- moved everything across the room- plugged it back in- and it worked! First time! :smug: There were at least 10 things that could have gone wrong- and the only glitch was needing to find an extender for the phone cable. That was in a tangle to put the spaghetti restraunt overlooking spaghetti junction on spaghetti fest week to shame, granted, but it's in now.
A minor achievement, perhaps. But 10 things that could potentially go wrong multiplied by a factor of Witchy usually = disaster.
:bounce:
Quote by markz
buy some crayons.......... rolleyes

......they still not allowing you sharp objects, Markz? lol
No..........
So I could have you........ rolleyes
Out of the closet at last Markz? rolleyes
Quote by fabio
Hi Fabio.....Thankfully I have never had this prob.....scouting around the net revealed lots of people that have tho....
Some reckon its "zone alarm" that does it, others say its their anti virus......I would recommend checking your puter for malware first.....then swapping to another anti virus for example avg even just temperarily just to see if it helps....
Good luck Gary.

can I say thank you..... i think it is my zone alarm that has been causing the problem.. so it has been removed and another firewall/anti-virus has taken its place...
sean xxxxx
Could you not give it to Optix to get him out of bed in the morning? dunno
Quote by essex34m
and am trying to find a dragon. rolleyes

:gagged:
poke
Oi- watchit you, I have a very sharp forked tongue, and have been known to breathe fire when provoked! :twisted:
Actually, I'm looking for a small silver one to replace a lost one for a birthday pressie. I just can't find the quality of dragon. rolleyes
Absolutely not watching football- just out of the bath, made banana & mint choc chip smoothies (don't ask) for my brood upon their return, and am trying to find a dragon. rolleyes
Quote by Cherrytree

One last thought - I wouldn't look too far back, when assessing someone's online personality. People change over the years. I've looked at people's posts from years ago, and have been amazed at how some people have changed.

You can't actually look that far back... I only got to the first page and then it comes up blank. dunno
You can't if you click 'next', but you can if you click on the page numbers wink although it still won't go all the way back to the first page if you're a gobshite redface
Edit: just tried it again and it won't rolleyes
Yep, you did use to be able to do it.
If I remember rightly, it was always one of those "glitchy" little buggers. One moment it would work fine- the next, no hope.
I think DG summed it up for me. Not that DG is actually capable of summing up rolleyes but you know what I'm getting at.
It would depend upon what they'd said. If it was something I found morally abhorrent, then yes, I'd be put off. I like to think I can get along with people despite most differences though. Hmm. I've just found myself an "issue."
One of the things I'd find morally abhorrent, like most, is racism. However, one of my very closest friends admits to being racist. I'd known him & grown to respect him hugely before he mentioned this. Now, if he'd ever shown this trait outwardly I'd have kicked his ass to the kerb. However, by the time I found this out I'd already spent time in his company with "coloured" (for want of a better phrase) people. He treated them as he would anyone else- with the utmost respect.
He explained to me that it wasn't something he chose, was something he'd never act upon, and could see the stupidity of. It was something ingrained since childhood. If he could change it he would.
Now, if thats something I'd found out about on here, I wouldn't have taken him into my inner sanctum. Because we were already close, I respected his honesty.
I did have a point. Somewhere along the way, I lost it. rolleyes
Quote by Dirtygirly
Blank ones are the best. :thumbup:

Nope, mine is definitely the best! lol
bolt
Light blue touchpaper and retreat to a safe distance. Put your head between your legs, and kiss your arse goodbye.
Quote by splendid_
depends on your 'take'.
worlass and I have met two single guys..... one we travelled to them (70 miles) and paid for the hotel..... we also fed him. He was unemployed and we both work. It seemed fair.
the other chap travelled miles and miles... and we again paid for the hotel and fed him too. We saw that as meeting him half way as he put fuel in his car and he worked. That seemed fair.
I have met single guys on my own and they have paid.
I have met single guys on my own and I have paid.
I have met single guys on my own and I have gone half.
Depends on what I deem to be fair and I agree it before hand.

How much, luv? rolleyes
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hi all
Missing the point its called Photo adds... so expect Photo, am I wrong to expect "What it says on tin"

It's two things, firstly, a catch all that saves having two categories (please, don't suggest more categories, I implore you)
Secondly, a marketing ploy. Which would you click first- a link that promises pictures of tits & ass, or one that offers lots of words?
:welcome:, by the way.
I've got a jar of dirt.*


*That was a complete lie, the only jars I have have food in them.
Hey, I'll even bring the lube- and the tent. Might even be able to muster up a camera crew. It's been a looong weekend, and I looked at the dvd case for some witty comment inspiring tag line- and drew a blank. I am bereft of humour. Devoid of wit. However, the space in my head where the quips usually live has just been filled with naughty thoughts, so it ain't all bad.

Stand by your beds, boys :rascal:
Quote by BIoke

The guy who plays the Sargeant in Dog Soldiers- well a sandwich with him & the other guy
:twisted:

sillyhwoar: Yup I would do him :giggle:
Oh wow - cool film and yes, they are both hot, very :twisted:
Wahay, this is sounding like a plan. Us, them, a tent & a camera crew:
Dogging Soldiers
Two Men
Two Women
One BIoke
No Lube
A bitch of a porn movie.
Quote by __random_orbit__
happy slap, deck, wallop... eye/sharp stick combo, punch up the bracket...

whatever you wish
lp

Foolish, Rolp. Very foolish. :twisted:
Erm, can we not just deck 'em? Slapping is soooo girlie! lol
I'd like to give a swift right hook to everyone involved in any advert that makes out the way to a happier, healthier existence is new, patented, epoxy resin B52 with oil of Armadillo sperm. mad
Quote by Dirtygirly
Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.

Yep I'm with you on that one. redface
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You two are weird!!!!
Gordon Ramsay... yup... I'd do him too! redface
Bet he's even more filthy than Simon Cowell! Although he'd have to be really clean cause that kitchen smell isn't attractive! lol
We're weird?
You're the one on your own in Cowell Corner! flipa
When I was 12/13/14 ish, I stumbled upon a couple of top shelf mags my mum had confiscated from my dad.
One was a b/w photostory type thing. It was flicking through this that gave me my first orgasm- I (ahem) didn't have a hand in it.
When I next had the house to myself, I looked through the other- which was more an educational mag. It had an article on masturbation. I tried it. It worked. Job jobbed. wink
Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.
Jeff Goldblum- that's a weird one confused
The guy who plays the Sargeant in Dog Soldiers- well a sandwich with him & the other guy
:twisted:
Well done Nola. biggrin
I've just peeked at social me on facebook. Someone called me "illecebrous" smile
I've never been called illecebrous before. biggrin
I had to look it up lol
It's a jolly nice thing to be called! :bounce:
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Freckledbird!
:bounce: :happy: :smile2: :inlove:

:shock: what have I done now? lol
No-one told you? :shock:
Your results came back- the crabs are history! :bounce:
bolt
I went to Thorpe Park a couple of months ago with my FWB. I'm 36, (first time of writing that lol) he's knocking on 50- the average age of the people there must have been about 14. :shock: