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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK

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Thank you lovely peoples. kiss At this early hour I almost feel I'm intruding into the thread rolleyes
So I'll be back later, and, quite possibly, merrier. wink
Wait for it.
I don't own a bottle of perfume. I just prefer not to smell of anything. One obviously has a natural odour- I can live with that. But artificially concocted chemicals in a jar? Nah.
There's someone here who is in turmoil. They've made some pretty daft judgements. However, they remain one of the loveliest people I don't really know. They made those decisions for the right reasons.
They're stronger than they realise- and they will get through this. Trust me, I appear to be psychic. wink
When the rain is blowing in your face, and the whole world is on your case, I can offer you a warm embrace, to make you feel my love.
:therethere:
I think we all have a threshold- but it's continually pushed. We become inured (not quite the right word, but close) to something, and then move onto something more hardcore. Much like a drinker needing a higher ABV for the same effect, or a drug user using harder drugs etc.
Off for some meths...
Res, I've just written "Res' place" in chalk on the sofa next to me. Don't mind if I rest me weary tootsies on your lap do you? biggrin
Perhaps *the SH powers* could make an informative, educational public informaton video and put it on you tube? They could give it a swinging slant to appeal to the target audience. Give it a catchy title, and people would watch in droves. I'd suggest;
"Swine Flu over the Cuckolds Nest"
Quote by Melting_pot
Princess Salmon would have sounded worse dunno

It wasn't until I read this out loud to the wife that I got it! rotflmao
It's one of them that don't travel well cubes, regional accents an all.
I'm still not getting it sad
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enjoyed their shows and good luck to the pair of them most entertaining..

But what about Peter Andre? dunno
I did get this one though biggrinbiggrinbiggrin :giggle:
It's coz you're an out of towner Melty.
This might help:

PS. I'm always nice to people who laugh at my jokes :evil2:
I can confirm that Scargill is nuts. He was mates with my FIL. rolleyes
Belated wishes, but no less meant. Happy birthday to a loverly bloke. passionkiss
It's not educational.
It's not well made.
It's not informative.
It's not interesting.
It is a joke, right?
Chardonnay? No way, Jose.
Other than that, yup. Spot on- in fact, I do think it's been used as my facebook "sig" at some point.
:welcome: To the forum :thumbup:
Quote by splendid_
as soon as I can find someone to do the work I need to make my bike secure. I will have a Triumph Speed Triple in flame red.
my last bike was a Honda Hornet (yellow)
and before that a Z600r Ninja
and before that a Honda Superdream redface
and my first bike was a CG125... many moons ago.

rotflmao
That's another thing you have in common with my OH- but I bet he has more shoes. rolleyes
My current ringtone is pretty apt- Bad influence by Pink.
As for the bit about underwear- I'm wondering if my lacies are still flying high above the tram rails on Sarfend Pier! :twisted:
I've spent the weekend surrounded by amazing people- all of whom mercilessly rip the p*ss out of me, but manage to do it in such a loving manner.
Saving a very tiny new life :bounce:
Having people travel hundreds of miles because they care. :rose:
And reaching an arrangement with a dear FWB that in the family home we will keep contact *pre-watershed*- and reaching a new level of understanding as to just how difficult it is to be a vanilla entwined in a three way relationship. confused Now it's apparant, I do think this can work long term. Mind you, I guess 5 years :shock: is pretty long term.
Oh, and fabulous *house back to yourself* mid afternoon, noisy as hell sex. :twisted:
*Witchy is very sleep deprived, apologies for wittering.
Quote by wild rose and the stag
enjoyed their shows and good luck to the pair of them most entertaining..

But what about Peter Andre? dunno
I know because my thoughtful eldest just travelled 200 miles to deliver me Spiced Rum!
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I've not had an incident close enough to me that has caused me to think and then become a different thinking person thereafter, however I do get lost in thought, enough that I get engrossed in my thinking to the exclusion of those around me. They can say something to me and I don't hear it, so in that sense I guess my brain is working, but thinking about it now it's seldom on important matters, an example would be cake mix.
We don't cook in our house, but I was fortunate to be round the sister in laws house when she was making a cake, it was even more fortunate that I won the coveted bowl and spoon she had used for the mixture as her kids were out. Now I've loved cake mix since I was a kid, wouldn't give you tuppence for the cake but the mix...heaven, finger in, face in, anything to get every last bit. I've never understood why anyone would want to take a sweet, smooth, soft foodstuff that helter skelters round the mouth with flavour and turn it into a dry, dull thing like a cake, anyways thats what got me thinking.
I know you can buy cake and dry cake mix in the shops, but they dont sell a wet mix, one that you could just rip open and eat. Could it be done? was I the only person who liked it enough to buy it as a sweet treat? How big a spoon and bowl would I need if it took off?....and a whole list of other thoughts that were deep enough that I was glad when I went to bed and forgot it, cos it just kept pinging around in my head and wouldn't go away, even though I knew I was in La La Land again.
Probably not along the lines you were thinking about, but in short, yes at times I do think and think very deeply, unfortunately those thoughts are, on reflection, mostly shite.

I would imagine they don't do it because of the raw egg. dunno
Quote by splendid_
the offspring of worlass and I would be a miracle.

Not to mention a heartbreaker. :inlove:
Quote by Bonedigger
I think the offspring of me and witchy.....would, after a conforntation....stamp her foot, flick her hair and flounce out grand stylee.....then cry in a corner wondering if she had offended anyone biggrin lol lol

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But he/she would have spellchecked the word confrontation. *harrumph*
No offence meant, you know I love you. Are you ok? Can I get you a cushion?
Quote by redpantherman
Is Kermit still shaggin Miss Piggy?
The fekkin Muppet! :doh:

Nice to see you're still being green, dearest. rolleyes
Can I just point out from the off that I've always stated that I want Res to have my babies. I don't care how unlikely it is, but I ain't havin no more babies, no siree!
Omigosh, this could be confusing. confused
But funny. wink
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the fact i am not back in work until 26th May
my new psycho, bolshy scared of nowt including my two other cats kitten called Poppy, aka hellcat
my ex boss meeting me for lunch for my birthday and continually saying, i cant believe you are 40! lol
cake toppers!
Earthy xxx

How many volunteers have you had to eat your pussy? lol