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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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Quote by BIoke
Bloke, teach me how to flounce and pronto... I've no bloomin' hope if leggy here gets in on the act!
:shock:
Toss your hair from side-to-side.. like this:
<toss-toss>
Kinda like Miss Piggy used to do in the Muppets :rascal:
And then walk away like you have a book balanced on your head (they taught me that at finishing school!)
Failing that, just grab their nuts and squeeze :twisted:
You forgot the stamping of the foot! You can't have an effective flounce without the stamp, and the turn away, as you flick the hair.
Yours, High Priestess of Flounce.
Quote by BIoke
My here & now with hubby, and stubbornly vanilla lover is far more rewarding than pretty much anything else I've ever experienced.
Good thread :thumbup:
Wow, that's cool, that made me stop and think 'how lovely is that' as I was about to launch myself into flower's arse...
Snippppp...Thank you- it is cool, for however long it lasts
And
Quote by Bonedigger
I feel sad.....kind of a failure TBH.......I cant explain it in a coherent way, so I will just babble away for a wee while if I may........
Although swinging hasnt been a raging success for us, I/we have had some really good times, and some very horny times. We've definately had a hell of a lot of new experiences, having been totally monogamous since we met aged 14 & 15.
I personally have made a lot of good friends on here both real life ones and cyber ones, which I value a hell of a lot.....some of those lasted.....some petered out for one reason or another.
I dont know weather its because I am pregnant and/or because of hormone fluctuations, but Ive gone off sex, and thinking back on low days I do feel kind of dirty and cheap for doing what I have done....hence the reason for feeling like a failed swinger.
I so wanted it to be a regular thing we could enjoy for years to come, and for the most part I am sorry that its all fizzled out.....like I say, maybe its hormonal/tiredness/baby related and will all come back and soon we will be back raring to go.
One of the reasons I dont wanna go completely is cos of the people ive made friends with, I'd hate to lose that completely and I feel that they wouldnt continue into real life if I was to leave altogether.
what can I say Im a hormonal and soppy pisces who needs a damn good kick up the arse!! :kick:
yours.....dabbler but wannabe lifer, cheshire xxx
Shut the feck up woman. Go have a good cry.
If it's had it's time, it's had it's time. As for regrets, they're futile. Leave them behind.
Some of us will be your friends forever & ever. Deal with it.
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Firstly, there's a lot more fossil fuel than you think, when an oil well is "dry", there is still around 50% of it left, just that it's not profitable to extract with current methods.
Then there are the vast as yet untapped reserves in polar regions, under the ocean, locked in shale etc etc.
Having said that, I've been concerned about burning fossil fuel since my early teens, it's profligate and polluting.
Electricity is only as clean/green as the method used to produce it, however, long term I feel we will switch to electric cars as an electric motor is around 80% efficient as opposed to the 25% or so for the internal combustion engine. Recent developments in battery technology mean that in 5 to 10 years we should be able to produce an electric vehicle with a range of about 200 miles which can be re-charged in around 5 minutes.
Hydrogen fuel cells require hydrogen (obviously), which using current production methods consumes more fossil fuel in its production than existing petrol engines use, though by pumping steam into coal seams (ie, without having to mine it), the carbon stays where it is, and the yield is higher. This approach is just starting to be trialled.
Atomic fission - which is what current power stations and atom bombs use, has an extremely high energy yield, but leaves a scary legacy of long half life radioactive waste.
I first came across atomic fusion about 30 years ago, and it was touted as the great hope for endless energy, but it seems that we are still a few years away (and has been for the last 30 years), though there have been advances in recent years (fusion generates no long half life waste, in fact, the waste produced is more fuel and thus the process is self sustaining)
I don't buy the whole oil companies stopping technology breakthroughs coming to market thing. Sure, they buy up patents, sure they probably sit on stuff, but if someone really has cracked the electrolysis of water with less energy than burning the resultant hydrogen and oxygen would yield (ie, giving a net energy gain), then you can bet your arse, someone else would have figured it out too and you can't patent scientific principles, only applications thereof - I could design a car that runs on water, but you'd need a power source to electrolyse the water - therein lies the rub.
It occurs to me that the biggest single source of untapped energy available to the planet is geothermal. If you imagine the earth as an apple, the solid bit we live on is only as thick as an apple peel, the rest is semi-solid molten rock (SiAl, SiMa) under intense pressure at zillions of degrees centigrade. It only takes a few degrees of temperature difference to create a water based heat pump which can produce electricity - all you need to do is drill a hole deep enough. Some parts of the apple peel (earth's crust) are thinner than others, in fact the whole crust is fractured in places (tectonic plate boundaries), which is where we get volcanoes. In these places you don't have to drill so deep.
As with all things, it's commerce (ie profit) that drives everything, and thus, sadly, I suspect we won't actually do that much about it until it becomes unprofitable to produce energy by existing methods.
For what it's worth, my cars run on LPG, which is considered a waste product of oil extraction, so the rest of you running on diesel and petrol are driving the production of my fuel
I'd like to say I do it for environmental reasons, but in truth it's the 40p a litre that's the main reason
I like your research and reasoning in most of your post, but if you are so concerned about the use of fossil fuels etc, why do you have more than one car?LPG emits less carbon than petrol/diesel, but does make a contribution to the carbon footprint you leave on the planet
This always baffles me. There will obviously be more energy used to produce car #2, car #3 etc. However, after that I'd use no more fuel if I had 12 cars than one. You can only drive one at a time!
In fact, it can be quite sensible- and better for the environment to have more than one car. We have far flung rellies, and friends we visit on the continent. We use a 2l people carrier when we do so. For nipping around when there's only one/two/three of us, my smaller car does the job.
Quote by Bonedigger
my little boy on his 6th birthday, carefully following a diagram on his lego, to complete his chosen vehicle....he looked so studious and so much older than 6!
Awwww! Bless! Just don't stand on the fecking thing :taz:
Kff30
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 11:24 pm Post subject:
getting over a hundred texts and 5 phone calls from a very very special lady who i will get to hold tomorrow when i see her
Double aww!
As for me, yesterday it was the konami code, today- snaffleup. It's like freecycle, but it works! :bounce:
Ooh, Boney.
How can I answer this?
Cowbag. (TM Splendips)
It's been a part of our reationship from word go. Literally. Before I met the OH, I'd have deemed myself a one man woman. Well, a string of one men- but one at a time.
Then a fair few debauched years later comes the realisation that I still am at heart.
But by this point, there are two men. :confused:
I guess I've never gotten 100% from any sexual experience I wasn't 100% relaxed about. I trust these two utterly. What's more- between the two of them they tick all my boxes. There are a very definate two sides to my coin- one of them sorts my head while the other sorts my tail. That sounds so wrong.
So now we're in this situation- long may it continue. I won't give up hubby, and I don't want to give up my fwb.
So, having been there & done that, and having bought a T-shirt in every shade- I can safely say that I'm a one man woman with two men. Or a one horned two eyed fying purple people eater. I'm not sure.
:doh:
How can I answer this?
Cowbag. (TM Splendips)
It's been a part of our reationship from word go. Literally. Before I met the OH, I'd have deemed myself a one man woman. Well, a string of one men- but one at a time.
Then a fair few debauched years later comes the realisation that I still am at heart.
But by this point, there are two men. :confused:
I guess I've never gotten 100% from any sexual experience I wasn't 100% relaxed about. I trust these two utterly. What's more- between the two of them they tick all my boxes. There are a very definate two sides to my coin- one of them sorts my head while the other sorts my tail. That sounds so wrong.
So now we're in this situation- long may it continue. I won't give up hubby, and I don't want to give up my fwb.So, having been there & done that, and having bought a T-shirt in every shade- I can safely say that I'm a one man woman with two men. Or a one horned two eyed fying purple people eater. I'm not sure.
:doh:
I've turned down some "picture postcard" looking people because I haven't liked their personality. I know the OH has done the same. Likewise my fwb- he's used to be in costume a lot- and women would fall at his feet. He'd invariably turn them down. Even if they were stunners he wouldn't shag them if all they were interested in was the kudos & the costume.
I remember once sitting in my mates kitchen, when another friend turned up with a male aquaintance. It was a boiling hot summers day. This guy emerged through the door. He was about 5'11, broad shouldered, slim hipped, gorgeous facially- and shirtless. His ebony skin glistened in the sun, and his six pack ripped as he moved.
We girlies picked our chins up off the floor...
Friend chipped up- "look at x's jeans- they were a real bargain, he just got them for £7 in the River Island sale"
I replied, "cool- I'll give you £20 for them, but I'll be needing them straight away" :rascal:
By the time he'd finished his sentence, whittering on about how he'd have to go home & change- completely missing my point- I'd decided he was far too boring to shag & lost interest.
Erm, that wasn't the question, was it?
You can be gorgeous. You can not know it. You can be gorgeous & know it. Either is cool. Where the problem starts is when you're gorgeous & believe that that makes you better than everyone else. Aloof, snotty & arrogant is not attractive.
I remember once sitting in my mates kitchen, when another friend turned up with a male aquaintance. It was a boiling hot summers day. This guy emerged through the door. He was about 5'11, broad shouldered, slim hipped, gorgeous facially- and shirtless. His ebony skin glistened in the sun, and his six pack ripped as he moved.
We girlies picked our chins up off the floor...
Friend chipped up- "look at x's jeans- they were a real bargain, he just got them for £7 in the River Island sale"
I replied, "cool- I'll give you £20 for them, but I'll be needing them straight away" :rascal:
By the time he'd finished his sentence, whittering on about how he'd have to go home & change- completely missing my point- I'd decided he was far too boring to shag & lost interest.
Erm, that wasn't the question, was it?
You can be gorgeous. You can not know it. You can be gorgeous & know it. Either is cool. Where the problem starts is when you're gorgeous & believe that that makes you better than everyone else. Aloof, snotty & arrogant is not attractive.
None. But that's wholly deliberate. I've been & done all the stuff I've ever been vaguely interested in- and a lot more besides. The only stuff left to do is stuff that would make me hurl. I'll pass.
It's left me a little jaded, if I'm honest.
I'm now at a place where I'm not ruling anything out- there are one or two people I'd contemplate "exporing" in the right time & place, because they flick my switch.
My here & now with hubby, and stubbornly vanilla lover is far more rewarding than pretty much anything else I've ever experienced.
Good thread :thumbup:
It's left me a little jaded, if I'm honest.
I'm now at a place where I'm not ruling anything out- there are one or two people I'd contemplate "exporing" in the right time & place, because they flick my switch.
My here & now with hubby, and stubbornly vanilla lover is far more rewarding than pretty much anything else I've ever experienced.
Good thread :thumbup:
I only reply to ads asking for mingers, that way no-one gets let down!
Seriously though, my idea of attractive is quite possibly miles apart from the norm. Show me a male model & my first thought would be "I'll break him." I like guys who are not afraid to break a nail.
Attractive to me doesn't mean a particular height, weight, hair colour etc. Attractive is synonymous with charisma.
I don't reply to ads. In fact, I've only ever responded to one or two, tops. Someone asking for "attractive" may well put me off- 70% because of my own lack of confidence, and 30% because of the sense of self importance already mentioned.
Seriously though, my idea of attractive is quite possibly miles apart from the norm. Show me a male model & my first thought would be "I'll break him." I like guys who are not afraid to break a nail.
Attractive to me doesn't mean a particular height, weight, hair colour etc. Attractive is synonymous with charisma.
I don't reply to ads. In fact, I've only ever responded to one or two, tops. Someone asking for "attractive" may well put me off- 70% because of my own lack of confidence, and 30% because of the sense of self importance already mentioned.
Don't tell a soul- I might get "disappeared"...but here's my contribution
It's unthinkable that cleaner, greener ways of powering cars haven't been thought of in the last few decades. I'm 100% with ROLP on this one- there's Skulduggery afoot.
The developed world needs to stop consuming so fecking much. Look around you in a large supermarket- Imagine that scene- all that packaging, all that "stuff" multiplied by however many supermarkets there are in the UK- and then globally. How many varieties of crap food do we actually need? And don't even get me started with the fashion industry- and it's "must have's" Damn, how I hate that phrase.
We are all going to perish in a puff of consumerism.
It's unthinkable that cleaner, greener ways of powering cars haven't been thought of in the last few decades. I'm 100% with ROLP on this one- there's Skulduggery afoot.
The developed world needs to stop consuming so fecking much. Look around you in a large supermarket- Imagine that scene- all that packaging, all that "stuff" multiplied by however many supermarkets there are in the UK- and then globally. How many varieties of crap food do we actually need? And don't even get me started with the fashion industry- and it's "must have's" Damn, how I hate that phrase.
We are all going to perish in a puff of consumerism.
Quote by __random_orbit__
OOh- this I know a bit about. It used to be part of my "spiel" when we were sailing past & needed to entertain the passengers.
Take a look here:
Really quite interesting if you're a nerd. My favorite bit though when we sailed that area was telling people what would happen to them if the SS Montgomery went boom. Talk about a ticking time bomb...:scared:
that the ordinance boat that was sunk fully loaded is it?
lp
That it be. It's too unstable for them to go in to try to stabilise it, too. Catch 22. 1400 tons of explosives in a well populated area. No wonder it's played down.
OOh- this I know a bit about. It used to be part of my "spiel" when we were sailing past & needed to entertain the passengers.
Take a look here:
Really quite interesting if you're a nerd. My favorite bit though when we sailed that area was telling people what would happen to them if the SS Montgomery went boom. Talk about a ticking time bomb...:scared:
Take a look here:
Really quite interesting if you're a nerd. My favorite bit though when we sailed that area was telling people what would happen to them if the SS Montgomery went boom. Talk about a ticking time bomb...:scared:
