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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK

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Someone getting a centre parting, as the point went "whoosh" over their head. lol
And the diversity of my friends. Always being able to say "oh, I know someone who..." in the most bizarre circumstances has made me smile more than once recently.
Quote by redpantherman
I don't give a flying flubber dubb about age!
My fuck buddy's 23 & I also swing with a couple in their 60's
My only criteria is as long as anyone has an attitude that don't sucks then I'm happy!

Says the age-defying git, who no-one ever believes is anything over 30. Normal people hate you, I just wanted to clarify that. rolleyes
Quote by redpantherman
I don't give a flying flubber dubb about age!
My fuck buddy's 23 & I also swing with a couple in their 60's
My only criteria is as long as anyone has an attitude that don't sucks then I'm happy!

Says the age-defying git, who no-one ever believes is anything over 30. Normal people hate you, I just wanted to clarify that. rolleyes
Kenty wrote:
I know someone who went to Brighton Uni for four years, she got her degree without ever taking one single exam. All done through course work and sitations...spelt wrong probably.
I'm sorry- really I am. But that one just made me choke on my toast. rotflmao
Sensible reply coming up, post toast removal.
As for the deflation in shops- it's spin. In reality, food prices on (especially) basic items continue to rise.
Quote by pussygalore008
2 Major flaws with the new search.
It's still picking up smokers when I try to screen them out.
Also maybe I'm missing something but I dont appear to be able to rank the search by user name alphabeticaly any more? Which means if I search again tomorrow I finish up looking at all the same guys????? So infuriating and a waste of time when half are smokers which I dont want to see grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Louise xxx

That'll be the smoke screen- they're working on it. wink
Quote by pussygalore008
2 Major flaws with the new search.
It's still picking up smokers when I try to screen them out.
Also maybe I'm missing something but I dont appear to be able to rank the search by user name alphabeticaly any more? Which means if I search again tomorrow I finish up looking at all the same guys????? So infuriating and a waste of time when half are smokers which I dont want to see grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Louise xxx

That'll be the smoke screen- they're working on it. wink
Do you have any idea how long he'd take to pick the matching shoes? rolleyes
Anyway, being promoted to missed "7.3" on a scale of 1-10 has made me smile a lot today. biggrin
(long story, won't bore you, but will just keep smiling)
Oh, and giving someone advice on the use of rope :twisted:
Quote by Tan--Kinky
A couple miles up the road from me, the final scenes of "get carter" was filmed

Tan- you REALLY better hope that's not loaded! rotflmao
Look at your original post chick....
I have a couple of irrational fears- despite being incredibly rational and pragmatic.
I used to have OCD- which in effect is one big irrational fear issue- it controlled my life. However, I picked it up, grabbed it by the bollox and had it for breakfast.
So in effect, I can see it from both sides of the coin. There are hints & tips aplenty- and if you're willing, and open to them they will work- good on you for being brave enough to try. Desensitisation is probably the way to go.
If people feel the need to mock- let 'em. chances are they're quite simply insecure, or not as "healed" as they think they are.
Quote by splendid_
watching 'Love actually' I adore that film.
it always makes me laugh and cry. cool

You need to buddy up with MrW to watch this sort of slush.
Saves me getting the bucket out! lol
Quote by splendid_
I drank some water :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

well done, I know that Vodka has been taking it's toll
They're interchangable. Ask PeteSW wink
Quote by lyns
Getting through my dentist appointment without any tears... :bounce:

He didn't have a noisy tum did he Lyns? :shock:
Having to go to the dentists for a filling. I kid you not.
He was leaning over me and his tummy started to rumble. It kept getting louder & louder- right next to my ear. As the injection was going into my gum, he finally commented that he didn't "know if it was him, or me. but if it was him he apologises." At which point he started to smirk with embarrassment, the nurse was chuckling and I was really struggling- with a needle in my gum trying not to laugh. lol
Apparently, I'm "weird" dunno
Quote by Bonedigger
An old mate who's about to step back in & look around...he's been missed passionkiss
And spending time with someone specific without throwing up. redface

a round of applause for that woman!!
:dry:
Being quick witted- I've had many people tell me over the years that they thought I should do stand up.
I can hold a tune, apparently. (Note, a tune- not Tune . He eats M****** wink )
Realising when people need help, and knowing what to say.
Teaching beginners things. I'm very patient, and good at tailoring teaching methods to the individual. After beginners stage, I'm fooked, as I'm sooo fickle I never get much past second base myself. rolleyes
And I'm bloody good at helping people have a good time, and passing on a passion for things.
Oh, and I'm fab at self depreciation, which you'll see if Boney starts the counter thread lol
An old mate who's about to step back in & look around...he's been missed passionkiss
And spending time with someone specific without throwing up. redface
Quote by Reacher359
it's not pink...........it salmon.... biggrin

You have no idea just how much grief my OH gets for having said that! lol Salmon what? Salmon Orange? Salmon Blue? Salmon Turquoise?
Nope, Salmon PINK!
Quote by Firelizard
.....and while I'm here a very big big up to a certain set of ladies who without their support, kindness, empathy and humorous twattery I would not have survived these last couple of months...
YOU ALL ROCK :inlove:

Twats, yeah- but humorous? Did I miss something?
Oh, and speaking of missing things-you too. kiss
I'd like to give a huge big up to the talented, gorgeous, and unbelievably bluddy lovely rolleyes.....
Maz of Maz and Den.
Hard work & dedication have paid off big stylee, and all your mates are so proud!
:bounce:
And I saw your boobies!
rotflmao
Quote by couplefunuk
Well now that that flippin recession has hit good n proper (I refuse to call it a feckin Credit Crunch - sounds like exercise for your wallet!) we've kinda stopped doing take-away in favour of being all coupley and cooking it ourselves - which is a surprisingly fun thing to do!
We've got some damn good recipes from that there "tinterweb" and so far we've nailed sweet n sour, egg fried rice, singapore noodles (and also by default singapore fried rice) and chicken egg foo yung. Next on the list is crispy shredded chilli beef, kung po chicken, chow mein and szechuan.
Curry's are easy lol.
We're soooo skint!
*Him*

Ooooo...*salivates* if you get the crispy shredded chilli beef sorted- can I come? :bounce:
The real threat, if there is one, will be later in the year when were all more susceptible to viruses. By then, the bug may well have mutated into something more nasty too.
That's one of the reasons why, as a fit, healthy adult I've spent time with my friend who just got back from Mexico with flu symptoms. I'd rather catch it now, quarantine myself for a while and have some natural immunity to it's big brother.
Actually, having been KO'd at Xmas a few years ago by a very nasty flu strain, I'd rather not have it at all- but you know what I mean.
Chances are, this will go into the SARS/Bird Flu/Millenium Bug rolleyes bracket in time. Hopefully, it will serve as a test run for when the next major pandemic does strike, and not serve as a boy who sneezed wolf episode.
However, if it makes one ignorant, disgusting person cover their faces when they cough/sneeze then there's one less for me to lose my rag with. evil
My friend with flu caught if from someone who was in Mexico with them, that person has now tested negative. Which goes to illustrate that there is more than one strain in Mexico at the mo.
Out of the 150+ Mexican deaths, only a fraction have been confirmed as caused by swine flu.
Quote by Angel Chat
Someone once said that when a black man becomes president, pigs will fly.
Sure enough, 100 days later - swine flu
:giggle:

I think you & I have been reading the same things lol
As an aside, I tried to ring the helpline today.
Couldn't hear a bloody thing- too much crackling on the line. rolleyes
There are lots. Lots and lots. Over the years I've been here I've seen many a thread about depression & other mental health issues.
:welcome: to the nuthouse, in more ways than one. wink