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finding empty packets of tables in my son's room :shock:
and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind.(that I bought him)
Quote by splendid_
finding empty packets of tables in my son's room :shock:
and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind.
Count me in i'm hungary....i'll bring wine icon_
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I hope it hasn't got any pirates on board!
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Hubby has kinda-cuckoldy-ish tendencies. Apparently, one of the nicest things I've ever done for him was when we went to meet a single guy.
I sat 'twixt them on the sofa, and when things eventually got going, I cocked my leg over the O/H's lap to facilitate fingering for the other guy, that pushed all his buttons...
the only thing was, when it progressed to the bedroom, I told O/H not to join us- in a push button stylee.
10 minutes later, I looked over the guy's shoulder towards the open door- and the shadow I saw projected onto the opposing wall was that of Bart Simpson's hair.
You know those moments when you try really, really hard not to laugh?
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I have been on the phone 3 times this week at around ummm 5/6 pm with my son's 'vice principle' she tells me in 'old speak' that would be deputy head. Anyway, she has been keeping me up to date with the progress they are making with my son and checking that how I am getting on at home with him. (he is going through his GCSEs and a tough time in his personal life)
I presume that the total of 2.5 hours she has spent on the phone to me is part of her job. I also presume there is more than just my son in the same situation. I know she is also 'head of art' and she is also the line manager for 2 other heads of year. I know that she is doing her job, but she has succeeded in making my son study (with the help of her staff) and there is a chance that he will come out of his GCSEs with some good results.
Two of my bessie mates are teachers and I know how much they do, they work in deprived areas and as such have a constant battle to 'parent' and educate. Good on 'em.
I would rather suck someone's toes than be a teacher or wear sperm for a week. :uhoh:
The ones who work deserve every penny... the ones who don't, leave pretty quickly. The children are the hardest critics and the harshest judges.
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I have quite a thing for the lovely pert ones of a forumite.But we're too embarrassed to look at eachothers boobies- so don't tell her I've been perving
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The Governments thinking is obviously this..... old cars pollute more than new cars.
So they using the " green " logo, to save the world. :shock:
Thanks for the lesson FB...but feel there are much more important things to worry about, than correcting me on the borrow or lend thanks anyway.
I wish I had a teacher like you whene i were at schole. My grammer wud be so much beter.
but.....my original thought on this is, how can somebody who has a ten year old car going to be able to afford a brand new one?Quote by __random_orbit__
Anything with Jack Hargreaves presenting it. If your too young to remember Jack, he eventually ended up presenting yer country file type of programmes. Normally with a set that looked like the inside of a potting shed, Jack would rustle up a Mole mince and wild Radish stew whilst fly fishing for trout and checking to see if the wild Badgers on the estate were flourishing...think he did that by regularly checking their temperatures and charting it useing old methods such as tapeing the thermometer to their nose and spreading honey on their arse, it was a bit hit and miss but eventually they would insert it themselves allowing Jack time to fix the wheel of a broken cart, although I mighta made that up.
Jack had the sort of voice that was just right for the subject, it kinda meandered through the script, a bit like a river, seemed lazy, but you knew it had a purpose and was going somewhere, it was a voice you believed had done all of the things he was presenting long before showing them on the telly. I liked Jack.
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And signs in cars that say 'Oops', 'Sorry!' or 'Don't overtake me - speed trap ahead' or even 'Don't overtake me - funeral cortege ahead'. Maybe a scrolling sign you can type messages into like they used to have in post offices (although obviously not whilst driving
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Well I think at the very least cyclists should be made by law to have insurance.
They jump red lights, adults ride on the pavements and are a bloody nuisance.
If one scratches your car, see how easy it will be to get money out of them, especially if they are a child.
I have more rights to use the road as I have to pay for mot's and insurance, and have to have my car in a roadworthy condition. A lot of cyclists do not even have lights on of a night.
Sorry off topic I know.
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I think we could do a rather good SH version of Fawlty Towers. We could call it Flowery Tw*ts in honour of the signpost at the start of one of the shows in the second series.
The cast would be a doddle...
Basil Fawlty - Obviously Mr Kenty. He's perfect for the role.
Sybil - We need someone sarcastic, genuinely scary with a touch of malevolence. Splendid.
Polly - Always being generally sensible, sane and organised with an artistic bent - Cherrytree
Manuel - Somebody small who speaks in a funny accent. Woo Hoo I think would be ideally suited.
Major - Lovely chap but often says the maddest things seemingly at random. Who else but R.O/L.P
Mrs Gatsby and Mrs Tibbs - Two generally loopy old dears who haven't got the foggiest... Yeah like I am going to name two people for this... Give me some credit! I'd happily play one in drag though. Kind of like Terry Jones as Brians Mum in the Life of Brian.
Terry the Chef - Bit of a charmer, ladies man, cockney. Has to be Essex34m...
I think it'd be a winner...
