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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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I have quite a thing for the lovely pert ones of a forumite. redface But we're too embarrassed to look at eachothers boobies- so don't tell her I've been perving wink
Sorry, but I think it's the biggest heap-o-shite since Eldorado. lol
But then I guess you knew I'd say that... wink
Aww, Resiepoos- I was off being nice. rolleyes
You'll have to do another biggrin
Quote by Dave__Notts
Wont let me search at all now....any answers anyone?

It just doesn't like you! It saw you coming, picked up the ball and declared that it wasn't playing anymore. Trudged home with laces undone, covered in mud and slumped on it's parent's sofa delcaring that it wasn't fair and they're not playing out ever again.
;)
*wonders who Kenty is looking for*
A nice slim guy with a big cock, to fuck mrs777 senseless. wink
You need to look under "Dave_Notts" :giggle:
Dave_Notts
Dave, does this slim guy with a big cock not mind you resting your laptop on his back?
Quote by Ian
Well I've just been up to Glasgow for the day sporting my St George Cross tie.
One person commented on it at the airport this morning. Said I was very brave.
Several people, including the taxi driver in Glasgow asked why I was wearing it.
Everybody on the training course I was lecturing at (all Scots) said that I was either brave or stupid wearing it in Scotland.
But most shocking, was at Glasgow airport this evening, when trying to get a meal, I was asked if I would remove my tie before sitting down.
Obviously I refused, and thankfully I still got fed.

I think they were about to offer you a bib instead rolleyes
bolt
Howsabout keeping tabs on the most used sections for a couple of weeks, and ordering them from most to least popular? dunno
And/ or considering a parent & child board system- works well elsewhere.
EG:
Parent forum:
Meeting
Child boards:
Socials & Munches
Dogging meets
LMU
__________________
Parent Board:
The Cafe
Child Boards:
Swinging
Soapbox
Steamroom
Introductions
Just for fun
And so on- then if you're a non meeter, you just hit the cafe. A non natterer, the meetings section.
Obama's a politician- give him an inch... :grin:
It's called "Napoleon syndrome" as it happens.
However, Mr Boneyparts was 5'6 1/2. That was slightly taller than average at the time. He was a smidgen taller than Admiral Nelson, who was average height.
However however, bang your head on the ceilings/protrusions of a few period ships & you'll soon realise that being vertically challenged would've been a bonus. evil
(Incidentaly, we had a 6'11 cook in a 6'3ish Galley. That was interesting lol )
Quote by Resonance
Only if you want to go on the scarier rides.
Like Witchy with a bee in her knickers, that kind of thing.

I'm not entirely sure how to take that. :dry:
I'll sleep on it. You'll either get a passionkiss or a :sparring: in the morning. wink
Quote by redpantherman
...Really bored. rolleyes
:therethere: cum sit on my lap & lets talk some more about how 'high' some things can get! "coff coff" :rascal:
Pass me the stepladder, someone! :rascal:
I'm bored.
Idi Amin: 6'4", Barack Obama, 6'1" Obama Bin Hidin, 6'2" Nelson Mandela, 6'4" Fidel Castro, 6'3 Henry 8th, 6'2 JFK, 6'1 Sadam Hussein, 6'2" Benazir Bhutto, 5'7.5
Really bored. rolleyes
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
on a more serious note, I'm sure there is an equal number of people who have made an equally important impact that are taller than the ones you've mentioned

Go on then, name some tall people who have made as much of an impact as the ones above !!
John
Clint Eastwood. hump
Well he makes an impact on me, anyway. redface
He's meant to be masturbating my dear. There's only so much a gal can do with straight lines & a lack of patience you know. rolleyes
And the lone wanker was my way of seeing who was paying attention to detail worship
You don't have to be fat to be an arrogant lazy fucker.
Res, Mr whatever it was- you just made me use my dictionary. Twice. rolleyes By my reckoning you owe me a drink wink
Someone had better appreciate this- there was effort & everyfink. rolleyes

You won't need three guesses as to who they're for. wink
From the Sticky at the top of Le Cafe:
5. Do not use genital shots in your Avatar or in photos posted.
Your Avatar is the little picture you can upload to your profile that will end up next to each post you make. It will also be seen on your forum profile page. You can post more or less whatever you like in the Photo Ads section of this site, and you are more than welcome to link to any ads you have in your signature but please:
1. No cocks or kebabs in either posts or avatars.
The AUP doesn't refer directly to thread posts. However, I'm sure a mod will be along to clarify if the cafe sticky is now obsolete, and has been overlooked.
BTW I was trying to help.
Ste, genital pics aren't allowed in the forum matey.
Good shot though! :thumbup:
Quote by sarmic
I think this string should be ended here.

Why on earth would you think that? :confused:
I just went to the post box in my jim jams :shock:
And they come of when I go to bed too lol
They were black Jim Jams, black slippers- and it's as black as a very black pit in a power cut here though wink
You have noooo idea how hard it is not to post a pic of Jason Donovan right now! lol
Firstly, this comes from the person least likely to watch a football match, ever. It's not that I deplore the game per-se, just all the hype that surrounds it. No football player is "worth" 17.4 gazillion pounds, some bellybutton fluff and a crunchie bar- but that's another point entirely.
I grew up not a million miles away from Liverpool, in a very working class family. My background is close to that of many at that match. The events of that day bought me to tears then, and reading Res' post almost saw a repeat of them.
There are many people who should be ashamed of their behaviour that day. Not least the "reporters" involved. It's no wonder the people of Liverpool are still so steadfast in their boycotting of the Sun.
My only real "point" is this, and it's to anyone doubting that the authorities could be capable of covering up in this manner. Believe it. I would have doubted it once, but when you see it first hand from the inside it shakes your belief in everything that you thought was just in the world.
I hope those affected are close to some sort of closure.
Another one to add to the mix- I can't help thinking it's a male thing. Or just a Mr W thing rolleyes
"That bruise/cut/broken patella/MRSA infected wound really hurts when I touch it"
And then he'll touch it- over and over again. Why? To prove it still results in agony? To see if you were right the first time? Or to see how many "OW!"s it takes to result in the missus swearing "Stop touching the fecking thing then, halfwit!
banghead
Ooh, I'll try that again to see if it still hurts.
banghead
Quote by DeeCee
Use the outside lane, over take them, then move back into the middle lane, if it is safe to do so.

what is the ettiquete/highway code instruction tho?
shouldnt drivers be as far left as possible? I thought it was?
You're in the wrong forum.
bolt
I had a friend who went grey- and I mean completely- at the age of 19. She never once died her hair. She had a lovely husband, two great kids and when I met her was embarking on her second degree for a career change at the age of 45. It hadn't held her back because she chose not to let it.
It's all about having the balls to go against the crowd if that's what you want to do. The warped idea of "perfection" we are all encouraged to aspire to will only ever change if people don't buy it.
I've been dying my hair all sorts of colours since I was 16- when I decide I'm ready to let it all hang out & go grey I will, without a thought for what others may think.
Perhaps the steam room within a steam room was meant to be the domain of steaming women afflicted with PMT.
or worse, MarkZ rolleyes