Quote by splendid_
I must confess the most explosive club experience I had was in Amsterdam and the sexuality of all people was bi.
Was that the Sameplace?
damn, you don't recognise me do you ? :shock:
Seen one aretexed ceiling, you've seen 'em all.
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Quote by __random_orbit__
would love to play didnt do cooking at school how do you cook the egg
mine are RAW!
Life on the edge.
Easter Avatar Egg Challenge extreemmmme!
lp
But they're all in one basket! :scared:
ah yes, but it's an easter free-fall bungee-basket... swimming with sharks.
beat that.
lp
If you insist.
:rascal:
Quote by foxylady2209
OWL?
Wireless energy monitor. We bought it when we had a ludicrous leccy bill, to see if it was them or us.
One bit attaches to the cables going into the meter, then you set up the display box to your tariff and you can see exactly how much power the house is using at any given time.
Quote by Melting_pot
make an effort.
there's a difference between looking your age and letting yourself go. practice some sport activity, take care of your looks, dress smart. go to socials in order to meet in person.
I guess ladies will appreciate it if they see you are making an effort.
:thumbup:
Well said that man.
I like my OWL. I can instantly see if the pc has been left running, eldest has fallen asleep in front of the telly, OH has left the workshop lights on...etc.
But it has a hidden use
I invented something called the "law of audibility." It works like this, if you hear the kettle go on, or any other brew making noises and shout "yes please"- the person brewing up is duty bound to make you a cuppa.
Don't let on, but with the OWL I can tell when the kettle creates a power surge without being able to hear it :giggle:
I'd be lost (sorry) without my sat nav. It's proven it's worth in sex alone since I bought it in December.
I can't think of a gadget I don't like.
But it has a hidden use
I invented something called the "law of audibility." It works like this, if you hear the kettle go on, or any other brew making noises and shout "yes please"- the person brewing up is duty bound to make you a cuppa.
Don't let on, but with the OWL I can tell when the kettle creates a power surge without being able to hear it :giggle:
I'd be lost (sorry) without my sat nav. It's proven it's worth in sex alone since I bought it in December.
I can't think of a gadget I don't like.
Quote by Firelizard
Why is it that when couples are on here advertising for other couples ,nine out of ten only have the womans pic up ,Do the men think that if they like the look of the woman, then the woman are just going to go along with that without seeing any pics of the man ? I dont think so ,Often i have looked at profiles but discounted them straight away because there are no pictures of the male half ,so come on men ,its lovely having a sexy pic of your other half up but have the decency to at least include one of yourself to ,or explain why there are none of you x
We are here because we are interested in women so I suppose that makes us even worse in your eyes Couple...as why should a woman be interested in having sex with my husband when she can't see a picture of him at a moment's notice.
I do object to the reference that we are not "decent" though because Stormwalker chooses not to have his photo on here
and I definitely don't feel that we owe anyone an explanation as to why there isn't one either There isn't a single woman on here who has had sex with Stormy...that hasn't seen him first :P
Do you always meet married women then?
Our youngest was around 6 when she found a wrapped condom in the draw under our bed whilst playing hide & seek with her young male friend.
She bought it into the room (there were several of us in it) and asked "mum, what is this?"
As I coughed & spluttered on my coffee, she saw the obvious concern & reassuringly stated-
"It's OK, we didn't use it, honest!"
:shock:
She bought it into the room (there were several of us in it) and asked "mum, what is this?"
As I coughed & spluttered on my coffee, she saw the obvious concern & reassuringly stated-
"It's OK, we didn't use it, honest!"
:shock:
(will send mine when I put the lappy on later as my spreadsheet in on there)
