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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK

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To the bestest, blondest, most sincere, lovely, funny "Little Big Sister" a gal could wish for.
You are amazing. Keep on being you. kiss
And I'm ever so slightly miffed-it would appear the thread I started yesterday just as my battery died didn't quite make it onto the www. evil
I found something out last night that with a little luck will mean I don't spend another year as a total Landlubber. :bounce:
Resonance
PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:31 pm Post subject:
Witchy.
Cos she just does. Every time.
I demand far more Witchy!

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Thank you kiss
I read this and went off to photobucket to give you "more Witchy" wink - but it would seem that since I was last there, they've taken umbrage at some of my pics! :whistle:
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I am with witchy. rolleyes

You're soooo indiscreet. rolleyes
And stop hogging the duvet. evil
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Actually there is one person who I miss above all others and that's Stormwalker :cry:
When we first joined here it was exciting, a revelation and we found out things that we didn't know about ourselves and about other people and we learned so much.
Recently though, in fact over the last 2 years we have been going through alot of serious crap and it has eroded our time and our energy and visits here have suffered. That, coupled with the fact that for a time there seemed to be a real lull and a sense of unease in the forum when we did venture in has meant that it has taken a long while to even begin to get any posting boots back.
I've just recently started to take a peek whenever I can and have started to want to post again. Hell I even did a stint chat opping a couple of days ago smile. Stormy's posting boots are nowhere near back though and I must say that this place is empty for me without him sad

I don't miss him. I couldn't miss him. Not even blindfold & pished outta my tree is my aim that bad. wink
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I think that if the two people involved are both ok about mentioning each other in open forum, then that is fine but what they must remember when they do that, is that everyone else..potential playmates included will judge them for their actions and it may well make them steer clear....
It's all about choices smile

Spot on. If A is happy for everyone to know they're bonking B, and vice-versa, then thats cool. However, knowing such a snippet of info has stopped me meeting in the past, and I daresay it will in the future.
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Thank you all for your welcome, back refreshed and looking forward to posting in threads.

Oh please, don't feel the need to get dressed wink
Can I bring back Pete_SW...who I know is getting online more & more frequently lately...and it's about time he stopped malingering rolleyes & got his arse back in here posting.
He makes the rest of us look clever.
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would there be an uproar if i chose Kenty, Peanut and Hibs/Sparky....along with True Scorpio and De Sade :scared: lol

That depends on what you'd be doing to them :twisted:
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Hello brother, not seen you for a long time.
Where's the Mrs?.
....... oops lol

Welcome to the forum Bert- you're funny, stick around! :thumbup:
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Kiss.

Aww, thank you sweetcheeks. But you need to put a : either side of the word for it to work.
:thumbup:
Simply doesn't work in our house I'm afraid. It's the OH that watches rom-coms rolleyes and when Mamma Mia came out it was virtually showing back to back. rolleyes rolleyes
And don't even get me started on the shoes...
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(glad we're rid of winchwench though)

Me too. Rumour has it, she's buried under a patio somewhere with that whassisname- erm, lp, that was it. I don't pity the guy. If there's an afterlife, he's fucked. rolleyes
I cry rarely, but have been known to shed a tear or two on orgasm. I guess it's because one's guard is down, albeit momentarily. dunno
Joy is somehow more intense, and sorrow less escapable.
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One of the best threads I've ever read on here was Darkfire's thread on this subject. I've tried & failed to find it many times.
Good call :thumbup:
I watched a programme years ago which I only have very vague memories of. It involved female bank robbers. There was a scene in which one of the women was tied up in a warehouse (willingly) by her boyfriend- it was immensely erotic.
I had tremendous guilt for even toying with the losing control- and the being used- element of sex. Then I got into a conversation with a friend. She'd been , but fantasising about forced sex is still her number one turn on.
I'll be reading this with interest.

Is it this one Witchy?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/788385.html#788385
Spot on- thank you. I got the wrong OP :doh: No wonder search hates me. rolleyes
One of the best threads I've ever read on here was Darkfire's thread on this subject. I've tried & failed to find it many times.
Good call :thumbup:
I watched a programme years ago which I only have very vague memories of. It involved female bank robbers. There was a scene in which one of the women was tied up in a warehouse (willingly) by her boyfriend- it was immensely erotic.
I had tremendous guilt for even toying with the losing control- and the being used- element of sex. Then I got into a conversation with a friend. She'd been , but fantasising about forced sex is still her number one turn on.
I'll be reading this with interest.
Freaky Girl- Shaggy redface
High heels gosh you look sexy
I'd steal a touch if you let me
I'm just dyin' to kick it with you girl
Hey Boo show me you're ready
Lips looking juicy like cherry
I can almost taste your flavor girl
But it seems like you're the wrong type
Don't you ever get upset, girl I'd like to see you sweat
It just feels like you're too uptight
Girl you're too conservative and that ain't how I wanna live
I wanna a freaky girl, somebody just like me
Someone who understands just what a player needs
Ain't with those perfect girls, that shit don't click with me
A very naughty girl that's what I need
Handcuffs can you get freaky?
How far will you go to please me?
Whips and chains girl are you down with that?
Strange places searching for pleasure
I want you to meet me wherever
Wearing just an overcoat and hat
Or was I right, you're the wrong type
You don't ever get upset, I ain't never seen you sweat
It just feels like you're too uptight
Girl you're too conservative and that ain't how I wanna live
Want a girl fi love mi up, hug mi up give ti to me right
Swing from me shower curtain and from mi light
Hot piece of loving cerry me right through the night
Mi can�t take the pressure weh you put pan mi Haa��
Well me Love it when you ride pan me haa��..
Really love it when you climb pam me Haa���.
Cause me know you naw go hide from me Haa�
Freaky girl me hipe pan it hee�����.
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Marzipan.
It has the taste of a blown goat.
It is of the ilk of Marmite. It is wrong. It is so sweet it makes my teeth itch and what is with that weird crunchiness from something soft? It's too confusing for me. I don't like sweeties that lie. Turkish delight is another? It looks so red and succulent, and you bite into it and it's like eating a forty day old Salmon Paste sandwich.
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Sorry... I got carried away. I'll shut up now.

We were destined for eachother. I positively insist you have my babies. wink
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Simple really......as soon as anyone posts a truly pointed opinion, particularly regarding sex or swinging (on this site! surely not), a moderator will pop up and lock or kill the thread in case someone gets offended.
Or of course if the opinion offered differs from theirs.
There was us thinking that the UK still had free speech...but not on this site!
You watch this get locked now when this remark sets of a heated little run.
Q.E.D.

That is, quite simply, the biggest load of nonsense I've read in quite some time. confused
Witchy, getting straight to the point for a change rolleyes
Thats better- they're not my friends so I'm allowed! :twisted:
Sailors hands. And I mean real sailors, not Stena Line crew.
Hands that have been roughened by years of hauling ropes & climbing rigging. Hands that look like they could take control of me...hands with big, manly fingers that redface redface
I was in seventh heaven crewing- although having said that, I didn't realise just how nice sailors hands were until the second sailor :twisted:
I caused some issues years ago when I went to the home of two "gay" guys...it turned out that one was more gay than the other, and I think the guy who was a tad too keen on interaction with me was bending over forwards for a comfy place to live in the UK confused
I'm frequently at the home of a gay couple- and I do wish they'd stop flaming snogging when I'm there! It causes me all sorts of weirdness- they're my friends- I don't wanna wanna watch. :doh:
Whoops, I meant to say... redface
I have a very good score for March. However, most of the points were racked up with my very vanilla fwb...so I decided it would be kinda wrong to submit it. It was fun reminiscing though :rascal:
An opporchancity fell at my feet yesterday- I had keys to an empty house with nowt left in it but a double bed...sadly my fwb couldn't make my suggestion.
However, as I left the place after giving it the once over, I had to pop to the bank. Walked down an alleyway and got given the eye by a very hunky, tall, broad at the shoulders, slim at the hip scaffolder and his mate...walked back down the same alley to the same reception, and was sorely tempted. Then I realised I was only in an hours parkiing space. rolleyes
That would have been incredibly spontanious for me. smile
Tea, builders! Lil bit of skimmed milk, one sugar.
Coffee, again strong, full fat milk & one sugar.
I take it you're brewing up Boney?
Bit of a tip for lovers of words- put the Google dictionary on your sidebar. Instant wordification at your fingerytippies :thumbup:
Finding an interesting use for the new log store :rascal:
And some possible plans that may well lead to more use of the log store :rascal: :rascal: