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Witchy
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Right, the merry go round is making me slightly giddy- so I'll go back to the OP for a mo.
Kent wrote:
Should sex education be about what the Government says, or should parents still have the ability to know and be told, about their kids sexual behaviour?

When, exactly, did parents know about their kids sexual behaviour? In the 50's & 60's? Erm, nope. In the 80's? Nope- mine sure as hell didn't.
Meanwhile, kids were still having sex.
What's changed?
They can now go & ask for help, advice & supplies without fear of their parents being told. Not a good thing?
Surely if they're doing it anyway- which we appear to have established- it's better that they're informed.
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Res,
I know we've established that you can't actually have my babies- but- well...
worship
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Res,
I know we've established that you can't actually have my babies- but- well...
worship
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Quote by Bonedigger
I have a kinda feeling that Phil was looking for a bit more last night judging by his post in LMU.
PhilW, if you are seriously wanting to meet people you need to chill out and join in, whether that be by chatting in forum, in here or by emails. You really can't expect to join in December and be having a trail of meets the next week or so. Gawd it took us nye on a year before we found the 'right' couple to be relaxed enough with for our very first meet.
But, if you are serious and you're going to stick around, then welcome :welcome: and have fun! :swingingchair:

:shock: only just seen that....how to win friends and influence people!
You were being welcoming and lovely kiss
Phil, if you're still around, heed the advice & have fun :welcome:
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Quote by lyns
My favourite Job will be mine in approx 4 years.....

:thumbup:
Good for you kiss
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Quote by Resonance
Sheriff Graeme Napier warned Stewart that a custodial sentence was a possibility.

But he'll probably escape with a fine and a bit of a telling off, even though Grey Seals are protected by law during the breeding season, although it's apparently perfectly ok to kill them if they damage fishing nets? confused So, a big bloody bag made of string to catch fish in is considered more valuable than the third rarest seal on the planet. rolleyes What an absolute c*nt! sad
Neil x x x ;)
Yep.
He's obviously of the same ilk of those Aussie nutters who slaughtered Sting Ray after Steve Irwin died... I am sure he thought the seals were decimating fish stocks...
I love the thinking... Huge trawler with large nets taking thousands of fish... Seal who has a few a day to live... And the seal is at fault...
Cruel eejit.
What they said :thumbup:
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My money's on it being a girls botty- judging by the op's name it's from something motor sports related.
Still, why worry? If it floats yer boat it floats yer boat...
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Your other thread was responded to kindly, with sensible suggestions to improve your chances.
Your response is incredibly rude.
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Yeah well done Nola, and lets not all get fooled into thinking that the nonces live in the computer now. Where theres kids theres nonces - albeit that there are far fewer of them than the Solcredulists would have you believe

I found out yesterday of someone who had been targeted in RL by someone in a sports club. He is being prosecuted. The police already have a "substantial file"
Please keep your wits about you off, as well as online.
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Quote by jaymar
Spring, when everything is starting to grow and little lambs are born...aaaw makes me all gooey and soft doesn't it?? biggrin
I love the smell of Spring when you go out in the morning and it's sunny but still a nip in the air, lovely and fresh!

You can tell you're a scan reader! lol
That's a season, not a weather type.
who said that??? blink
Just feck off will ya!
rotflmao
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Quote by Bonedigger
feck off the lot of yas :kick:
lol

Make your bloody mind up woman! lol
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Quote by Bonedigger
I generally look at a thread topic and post if it moves me or interests me, regardless of who posts in it or who starts it.
When i log inot the forum, i sacn down and look at threads whose titles grab my interest and take it from there.
dont think ive ever vome across someone i have purposefully avoided in here.....

What Boney said. But without the typos. I'm sooo dead.
I never reply to a thread "Ad Hominem." Even if I know the OP is lower than a worms tit, if I agree with that particular argument, I'll say so. Provided I can be arsed at the time, of course wink
I welcome newbies with open arms- and respond to them in the same way I would an established forumite. However, if those newbies come in with an attitude that instantly tells me I'd avoid them like the plague in RL- then I'll just leave them to get on with it. I'm not duty bound to pretend to like muppets in real life, so I'll be damned if I'll do so here. I will avoid sniping at them though, as that just leads to an atmosphere which is uncomfortable for everyone.
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Quote by jaymar
Spring, when everything is starting to grow and little lambs are born...aaaw makes me all gooey and soft doesn't it?? biggrin
I love the smell of Spring when you go out in the morning and it's sunny but still a nip in the air, lovely and fresh!

You can tell you're a scan reader! lol
That's a season, not a weather type.
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I don't means what's happening in the sky right now, I mean- what floats yer boat? What moves you?
I had a visit from a male friend this morning, and though we don't usually chat about the weather, we both commented that it was, and had been for a while, boring.
Personally, I'm at my best in tempestuous weather. I love many different weather states for different reasons- but it's when a gale is roaring, waves are crashing against the shore and a thundersorm is brewing...
We were away in a caravan for a few days last October. A storm came in from the North Sea, and raged overhead all night- the lightning was amazing, and the thunder was deafening. It raged all night long, and as we were among very tall trees we spent the night expecting a branch to grace us with it's company. It was, quite simply awesome- and I felt, erm, insatiable.
That's my weather of choice, ta muchly Mother Nature...what's yours confused:
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Quote by redpantherman
Good god!!!
I would hate to be with anyone that thought I would never wank! :crazy:

Yeah, did you hear about that job?
bolt
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Quote by Resonance
There's a similar one in Chester that a Welshman can legally be killed within the city walls, with a bow and arrow after midnight.

Quote by Witchy
I recall hearing something on t'wireless about an unrepealed law allowing Welsh people found in Chester (?) after dark to be shot.
I think. dunno

Twilight zone! lol
lol
It's cos me and witchy are the same person... I am just the male side of her schizophrenic psyche...
:shock:
You know, when I first started reading your posts, I thought that too! :shock:
You're certainly insane enough...
(However, in this instance it may have had more to do with me being distracted by flashy red envelopes & not going back to re-read first redface)
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I recall hearing something on t'wireless about an unrepealed law allowing Welsh people found in Chester (?) after dark to be shot.
I think. dunno
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Quote by sheer_gloss
UP UNTIL A FEW YEARS AGO I HAVE ALWAYS WORKED FULL TIME, AND PAID MY DUES, BUT CIRCUMSTANCES MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO WORK AT ALL. A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK I HOUSED A FOREIGN STUDENT TO MAKE A BIT EXTRA TO PAY FOR MY DAUGHTER TO GO ON HOLIDAY , NOT TO BUY MYSELF LUXURIES OR HOLIDAY MYSELF BUT TO GIVE MY YOUNG DAUGHTER A HOLIDAY. I WAS REPORTED AND HAD TO PAY THE 187 POUND BACK TO SOCIAL SECURITY, WHAT ANGERS ME IS I SEE PEOPLE WORKING , CASH IN HAND, AND THEY ARE ON EVERY BENEFIT GOING, AND CHURNING OUT KIDS ALL THE TIME, COMING HOME EVERY DAY WITH NEXT GAP ETC CARRIER BAGS, STUFF FROM MAIL ORDER. HOW THE HELL DO THEY GET AWAY WITH IT FOR GODS SAKE.
I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE SURVIVING ON BENEFITS AT MY AGE BUT NEEDS MUST AND AT LEAST I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT COS I DONT HAVE ANYTHNG IM NOT ENTITLED TO

Hi Sheer,
Caps is considered rude (shouting) :thumbup:
Doesn't make things easy to read, either lol
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Aint no man big enough aint no man wide enough (to split me in two) Marvyn Gaye
The Last BJ - Tom Petty
LadyMyitshard - Pink etc
Don't let the son :shock: go down - Elton John
Stalk on aguy - Dionne Warwick
Sorry losty- but that just aint true! rotflmao
I can think of the worst- played in a swing club, no less
"A woman in love needs only one man" confused
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Insight from my youngest, who, on hearing about this has decided to write to the Beeb, saying:
"It's good that she's on TV. What matters is if she's good at her job. Parents shouldn't hide these things from their kids, they should teach them that they happen. What would they do if it happened to them? It's her living and she enjoys it so she shouldn't lose it because of stupid people. Can I have a biscuit?"
lol
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Very simplified, at the core of Phenomenology is the principle that...oh bugger. I'll try an example lol
There are 5 people in a room. In the room, is a bunch of flowers.
They cheer person one up, because they remind them of their wedding day.
They put person two on edge, because when they were five, they were stung by nettles when they tried to pick some of the flowers. It was the day their mum left & ran off with the milkman...bad memories ensue.
Person three has an allergy to the flowers, and is angry that they were put there.
Person four smells the flowers, and feels instantly horny because it takes them back to an outdoor session they had last summer.
Person five steals the flowers & gives them to their wife, because it's her birthday & he's just been mugged.
Basically, it demonstrates that we all have a different view, based on our own experiences. No two persons experience will ever be the same, so no two people will see things the same.
wink

Nurture not nature ?
Scenes not genes?
Bit o' both really...
but maybe you can nurture your nature, depending upon the scene in your genes?
I think. Occasionally.
Although it has to be said, not thinking has it's merits.
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Very simplified, at the core of Phenomenology is the principle that...oh bugger. I'll try an example lol
There are 5 people in a room. In the room, is a bunch of flowers.
They cheer person one up, because they remind them of their wedding day.
They put person two on edge, because when they were five, they were stung by nettles when they tried to pick some of the flowers. It was the day their mum left & ran off with the milkman...bad memories ensue.
Person three has an allergy to the flowers, and is angry that they were put there.
Person four smells the flowers, and feels instantly horny because it takes them back to an outdoor session they had last summer.
Person five steals the flowers & gives them to their wife, because it's her birthday & he's just been mugged.
Basically, it demonstrates that we all have a different view, based on our own experiences. No two persons experience will ever be the same, so no two people will see things the same.
wink
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Quote by Bonedigger
coconuts and plums wink

Ah, but did they make you fancy a date? wink
And I wonder what happens if you shake the tree :giggle:
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Good Book;
The house of sand and fog.
(I read it in 24 hours- marathon session even by my standards :shock: )
Bad book;
Exquisite corpse, Poppy
Lent to me by a friend. He's a worry! rolleyes
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