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Witchy
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Quote by Resonance
Awl Roight Witchy luv! Owyer doin? Oy Carrit! Thee've got no cowin' bovril!
De Do Dough, Don't de dough, la?
Fancy a shag?

:inlove: hump blast :rascal: passionkiss 69position
Phwooooooar baby!
Oh Oi've gaht a brand new combine 'arvester and oi'll give you da key...
Why Aye man! It's like reel bu'er!
Are you orgasmic yet?
I've left a wet patch redface
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Witchy
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Quote by Resonance
Awl Roight Witchy luv! Owyer doin? Oy Carrit! Thee've got no cowin' bovril!
De Do Dough, Don't de dough, la?
Fancy a shag?

:inlove: hump blast :rascal: passionkiss 69position
Phwooooooar baby!
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Oh yes- very much so. Voices/accents are a big turn on in this camp.
:rascal:
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I'll have you two know I'm worth thruppence & a part chewed toffee :smug:
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Some very interesting responses. And Rolp made sense. :shock:
Lots of sense.
Someone pinch me confused
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Quote by laurent
May I join the argument from the other side of the spectrum???
Yes I am a single bloke, and I would like to think I am quiet a nice person....
But once again I think it is a case of the nice guys never get laid!!!!
I cannot remember how many polite and articulate messages I have sent on this site. I always add a picture and a friendly and open invititation to get back to me.... do I get a reply????
euurrrh no... so it is the same for single woman eledgedely ( Hoe do you spell this word again, sorry I am french???!!) looking for some fun, albeit we have to admit there are more single male looking for sex on this site that single female...
So here I stand firm with pride yes there are some lovely single guys in this site and they would love to meet the genuine single female who want to have fun...maybe we should start a new websiet with references from previous meet??!!!! and we could call it genuine swingingers only.... lol
I do not know anyway good to sort of speak, write and be heard for once.... lol
laurent

Allegedly :thumbup:
well, allegedly... wink
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Quote by splendid_
Anyway.. now I am in here. I would say that it is that simple. Sometimes I get annoyed about something just to check I can. I have seen people post loads of 'rubbish' in the steam room that makes me think... 'ummm is life really that complicated?'. I have a good day everyday. I am ecstatically happy with my life. So, if something niggles, sometimes I make a choice to get cross. I will have a little rant and then 'press the delete button'
try it... the 7 year old is right copy her.

Have you deleted me yet? rotflmao
People think too much. The guy who wrote this had it right- well, apart from the god bit wink
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference."
Worrying about stuff you can do nowt about is a waste of time & energy.
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Either or BoneShaker,
consider your feelings if Y is someone who you're neither here nor there about, or if you'd feel differently if you couldnt stand them.
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O.K, flippant title, serious (ahem) thread.
I was chatting to someone a while back when they used the phrase "sloppy seconds."
I was aghast, as I thought I was the only "swinger" who ever thought to themselves "I couldn't sleep with x, as I know they've slept with y"
I'll give a made up example, rather than allowing discretion to muddy the waters.
You go to a munch. At the munch, you chat to X. You think "phwoar- I really would!" Nothing will come of it that night,(maybe you have plans, whatever) but you flirt, and there's a "frisson." Next morning, you're leaving MunchTown when you see X & Y- perhaps leaving a hotel, clearly having enjoyed eachothers company.
As I said, the example is to take indiscretion out of the equation. How you know is not relevant, the point is, you know.
Does that knowledge have any effect on you?
Do you simply not care?
If you don't care, would you rather not know- or doesn't it bother you in the least?
If it does bother you, given the circles we move in, can you figure out why?
Having spoken to a couple of people about it, the main consensus is that they would care if they disliked Y.
Does liking of disliking the third party factor in your feelings?
Blimey- a thread about you-know-what biggrin
Over to you :thumbup:
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Fabulous- Can my consolation prize be pictures?
Whoop whoop indeed! :rascal:
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Quote by splendid_
OOH! I've got one!
"Fancy a blow job?"
Do I get a prize? Do I? Do I?
:bounce:

Excellent, the best answer yet lol What do you claim as your prize? :twisted:
oh for goodness sake...... I was sure that mine was the winner.
wink
Claim the prize my sweet. You earned it.
Fluff, I hereby relinquish said prize & pass it on to Splendid. I was under the influence of artificial stimulants at the time of writing- having just had my coffee.
Besides, a stroppy lesbian is too much to deal with first thing :dry:
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OOH! I've got one!
"Fancy a blow job?"
Do I get a prize? Do I? Do I?
:bounce:
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Howabout a vibe? Dipped in yoghurt?
Banana flavour....mwahahaha :twisted:
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Ok, so, it has transpired that switching on a vibe and
"waggling it around in a pot of yoghurt" sounds like a lady pleasuring herself. I have no idea if the yoghurt needs to be full fat, fat free, or probiotic.
However, I'd hazard a guess that if it was "onken" it would be offputting, and trying it with a Muller Crunch Corner could have potentially devastating effects on the surrounding environment.
So, can you think of any similarly stimulating simulated sexy sound effects?
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Ah, random acts of kindness! I did one of those just today, as it happens.
Nice one :thumbup:
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Quote by foxylady2209
4 crocuses in bloom under my window.
Rhubarb already sprouting in its forcing pot - crumble this weekend I think biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
The buds on the apple tree swelling with life.
And
And
AND
The bloody grass is growing already!!!!!!!!!!
:giggle:

Cruel, cruel woman! poke
Free the Rhubarb :!:
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Steven Fry worship
Kevin Wotsit- the guy who does Grand Designs. Reading bedtime stories. He has such a soothing voice.
Alan Rickman- reading me the riot act redface
I wish I had the focus for talking books. I haveto multitask, or I get bored and I find that detracts from the pleasure.
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I might slip one in there late- Monday will be my first chance.
My breasts are on holiday til then. lol
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Quote by jaymar
My favourite Job will be mine in approx 4 years.....

:thumbup:
Good for you kiss
I'm with the Witch (even though she didn't say it to me tho, stupid cow bolt ), you'll be so deserving of it as well Lyns because you'll have fought hard to get there xx
Lyns' achievement will be bigger than yours...think essays rolleyes
Oh well, as you insist... well done Mar sillyatsonheadinpatronisingmanner:
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Quote by kentswingers777
"I cannot deny the figures have slightly risen". Well you can't really can you?
You can paint the picture anyway you like and in whatever colour you like but....the figures say it has risen.
The question is why?
.

You have to keep going on and on haven't you?? I'd done what you asked, I'd admitted the figures have slightly risen, yet you keep bleeting on and on and on.
You asked me if I could deny the fact and I answered No.
What's the hell is the matter with you Kent? why do you keep pressing and pressing until you are satisfied you are right??
I've had enough now, I was enjoying a healthy debate, now it's turned into the usual.
Parting question? Kent worship if you have all the answers and want to bring the Government debate in (surprise surprise rolleyes ), what do you suggest? what can you see as working?
You as a parent if came to be, could you talk to your child about sex education?
An interesting point- Kenty, what did you do wrong with your daughter? Tell us, and then we can compare to where our parents went wrong- and maybe learn from eachothers mistakes dunno
Wooooooo. Wonderful. I have your attention. I have quite clearly stated MY Daughter got preganant at 16. Maybe I failed as a parent then?
I know you stated that. That's why I asked. Was it you- or the goverment who got it wrong?
I have to admit that as parents we did not maybe sit down and discuss things as we should have done.....our mistake.
So, you think part of the problem is that you didn't give her enough info?
All I have ever said is is this Government right in how it approaches sex education with our kids.
The government advocating more info?
I have been sort of shouted down ever since. I have had figures chucked at me about all sorts, but when I go to my post office on a Monday morning, there are bloody loads of kids under 18, waiting in a long line to get their money. It seems that is not the only post office either.
So yes I was shouted down but low and behold new figures get released today stating quite the opposite. I have said that I do NOT think this Government are doing enough with sex education.
More info? Less info? Different info?
I stand by what I have said in that parents are not doing enough either. It is all well and good saying I am open with my kids and they can come to me with anything but.....when a kid is 14, is it really a big suprise to find that they have NOT gone to their parents to say they are either having sex or on the pill. It does not take a genuis to know that most kids would not say anything, NOT because they are embarrassed, but the fact they know what they are doing is wrong.
So you're admitting they will continue to have sex and not tell their parents? So, we should equip them to prevent pregnancies, right?
Kids do not talk to their parents today in general, in the same way kids did not talk it sex with their parents 30 or 50 years ago. There is no change there, where there is the change is that sex is plastered everywhere, and where as years ago sex WAS a big thing, now to a lot of kids, it is no bigger than going to buy a magazine, which for me shows it is not working....
But that's to do with media exposure, is it not?
From what I saw of the "story," there was outrage that parents were being encouraged to teach their kids the mechanics, without preaching morality. Hmm.
If the article is bang on the money- I do hope you mean purely about under age sex. Anything else could be a very sticky wicket. Teens got pregnant when sex was . Teens are still getting pregnant now. To blame this government is naive. And no, I'm not a fan
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I was called, but after three days was dismissed- they couldn't put me on the case intended as it was set to take weeks/months, and family stuff at the time would have made it impossible.
O/H Sat on two trials, the first was a smuggling case. It was "entertaining" apparantly.
The second was a thoroughly harrowing abuse case which left several grown men in pieces.
I guess at least yours won't be the latter
confused
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Quote by jaymar
"I cannot deny the figures have slightly risen". Well you can't really can you?
You can paint the picture anyway you like and in whatever colour you like but....the figures say it has risen.
The question is why?
.

You have to keep going on and on haven't you?? I'd done what you asked, I'd admitted the figures have slightly risen, yet you keep bleeting on and on and on.
You asked me if I could deny the fact and I answered No.
What's the hell is the matter with you Kent? why do you keep pressing and pressing until you are satisfied you are right??
I've had enough now, I was enjoying a healthy debate, now it's turned into the usual.
Parting question? Kent worship if you have all the answers and want to bring the Government debate in (surprise surprise rolleyes ), what do you suggest? what can you see as working?
You as a parent if came to be, could you talk to your child about sex education?
An interesting point- Kenty, what did you do wrong with your daughter? Tell us, and then we can compare to where our parents went wrong- and maybe learn from eachothers mistakes dunno
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I wrote:
I love many different weather states for different reasons

I like change- but my favourite weather is tempestuous.
I can't speak for other people, but apart from mentioning dull nonentity weather days, I don't moan about it- what would be the point?
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