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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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Quote by Dirtygirly
I skipped getting my kids ears pierced and went straight for the nipple piercings wink

Thought all your kids were boys 3rd? wink
Have you never seen a bloke with his nipples pierced then? wink
I thought it was a refrence to boys not having ears. They don't- do they? Coz when they grow up they never bloody use 'em!
:giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Selling an unwanted Valentines pressie on eBay (I bought it, then decided I didn't want to give it to the intended recipient). With almost 48 hours left to go, it's selling for more than double what I paid for it :mrgreen:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Buying a present - £35
Changing your mind and selling it - £108
The satisfaction of realising quickly that someone's not worth it - priceless :mrgreen:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Brilliant!! kiss
See- told ya it'd come right kiss
Quote by The_third_man
I skipped getting my kids ears pierced and went straight for the nipple piercings wink

:laughabove:
Quote by kentswingers777
How good is this artical, and the fundamentals of it's content?

/Snipped from the article;
"It is instead an attempt to change the sexual mores of our society from marriage-based self-restraint to a sexual free-for-all and a destruction of the very idea of sexual norms."/end of snipping
Damn! They can't be allowed to so that! We must promote marriage based self restraint at all costs!
We must make a stand against them destroying the very idea of sexual norms!
If the government succeed in doing what the author suggests they're trying to- we'll end up with a society full of people who believe in recreational sex- with the only real boundary being not hurting anyone! Bollox to that! They'll be trying to convince us that sex without love is OK next!
Thats a slippery slope to a nation of depraved...perverse...swingers!
Stop this madness! At once!
Oh, bollox. I forgot where I was :doh:
Now Kenty, you tell me- how good is the article and the fundamentals of it's contents? dunno
Quote by neilinleeds
Oi! I can go off people you know Sassy! evil
*humph*
Maybe there's summat to be said for the test after all, and it's the first sign that I'm gonna getting bitter in me old age? :shock: dunno
Neil x x x ;)

I'll be nice- you could look on the bright side & acknowledge that you have a multitude of uses...and you've made many ladies lustful over the years when consumed in conjunction with tequila cool
Quote by redpantherman
I've seen it happen to a cock. I may have been the cause. confused

:shock: Was that before or after the cock owner saw your 'bombed out fireplace?' :giggle:
oooh fuck! bolt
Writes RPM in big, bold letters at the top of the hit list....
I know where you live :dry:
Quote by redpantherman
I'm a strawberry too...
I demand a personality transplant. confused

Sweetheart, they can only transplant something you already have. You'd be better off with a graft.
:therethere:
Quote by noladreams30
I'm not worried. Now. Just curious.
But I did actually say that out loud: "I think you've broken me" :doh:
I do amuse myself.

Make sure you claim the points on that wink

I break men. redface
I've seen it happen to a cock. I may have been the cause. confused It is quite alarming :shock: but I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Quizzes. I thought I'd hate them, got dragged to one & loved it- the company was ace.
Umm...sexually- I can't think of much I've got really strong opinions on. Apart from Scat etc....and given my disposition, that's not likely to change :lol2:
Nope. No way, no how. When I had mine done I was about 11. I had a nasty allergic reaction, and overnight my ears became so swollen they engulfed the earrings. They had to be cut out.
Not something I'd risk for my kids for the sake of my own vanity, thank you.
Plus theres the chance of them snagging & being ripped out :scared:
Quote by westerross
"I like freedom of speech, when it's in it's right place."
The funniest line on the forum this week.

Oxymoron!
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Is that the stuff you use on really stupid stains? dunno
Quote by Resonance
I humbly apologise for my lack of Pam Ayres geographical contextual knowledge. To my addled brain her accent reminds me of Devon, Bristol, Somerset kind of area and I like it when people talk like they have that lovely naughty twinkle in their eye. Even phrases like "I'm going down the shops" can sound vaguely naughty.
I'm never very good with accents. When I try to do a Welsh one when emphasising something or telling a joke, I always end up going into an Indian/Pakistani accent and never understanding quite how it happens.

You're not alone- if I want my leg over the fastest way to get attention is by doing an impression of the WPC in Hot Fuzz.
"I could've given you the tour- I've been round the station a few times"
rolleyes
Quote by Dirtygirly
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
You bloody git!!! :giggle: I've never been so embarrassed in my life as I was wearing that damned bridle... it was quite funny though - and if anyone still has the picture - delete it!!!
Hairy f*cker indeed :lol2:

Ooooooooooooh I do believe I still have that picture!! :giggle:
What's it worth hairy girl?! :twisted:
:mrgreen:
Oh, I think you know what has to be done with that DG!
Beer theif eh? :dry:
I'm having real trouble deciding. confused
I think the 50's/60's would have been fun. However, chances are I'd plump for being born just a little bit earlier, so I could have made the most of the hedonistic 80's...I was 16 when the 80's turned to 90's.
It did bring about a very selfish age I think- but the early 80's (PRE-Acid House &Stock/Aitken/Waterman rolleyes ) had some great music, weird clothes, and was generally rather cool.
It was acceptable in the 80's cool
When in a row, I remain utterly calm. It unnerves people. Combine it with the "Here's Johnny" eyes...and bingo. Remaining calm tends to send other people into a flap...keep your wits about you & it's a done deal.
I've never found myself frustrated enough to break anything. I see no point in ranting.
When happy, I sing a lot.
When sad- you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference.
I have a very long fuse- I've only ever blown a couple of times in my life. Even then, thankfully, I've kept a something of a lid on it.
Fluff: It's irrelevent. I play a long game.
Rolp: I say I say I say! Recognition at last wink
Quote by __random_orbit__
I didn't say the humour was accidental, Mr...I said I...oh, bugger. sod off & stop winding me up!
rotflmao

there is an 'anger' thread around here somewhere... feel free to drop in and have a peek. he japed.
(still on topic, see what I did there?)
lp
I don't get mad...I get even. cool
Watch your back...mwahahaha
Now, you have to decide if I was joking wink
I didn't say the humour was accidental, Mr...I said I...oh, bugger. sod off & stop winding me up!
rotflmao
That reminds me... redface
Of all the people to be PMing when you cock up- bigstyle.
Quote by __random_orbit__
Humour is subjective.
Three people is not an orgy!
Goodness. rolleyes

you see?
there is the humour following Fabio's post!
it's not in the fact that the chap died. It's not poking fun at familly & freinds.
The original 'offencive' joke we are all railing against found the homour in our need for 'National Mourning'... That was the joke.
lp
Oi. Who're you calling humorous? poke
Seriously though- I didn't think when I wrote it that it could even be perceived as being in poor taste- remotely. I was poking fun at the screaming, sensationalist headline the situation gave rise to...not the death.
So...if you extend the logic...I can see your point.
Mine was funnier though...
Quote by Angel Chat
Selling an unwanted Valentines pressie on eBay (I bought it, then decided I didn't want to give it to the intended recipient). With almost 48 hours left to go, it's selling for more than double what I paid for it :mrgreen:

You're such a romantic Angel lol
I'm very romantic when they deserve it ;) and the proceeds will be my spending money for a weekend away with my mates... I'll do something romantic for myself while I'm there :lol2:
Tell him it got "lost" on it's way to him. Good for you girl kiss
Bienvenue! kiss
I'm new here
redface
That's a big lie- I remember you from before (just) but as an avid Francophile....welcome "home."
I want that one:

Failing that- life is a lemon and I want my Mini (real one) back.
failing failing that-
My dream car is a boat. Well, a ship.... redface
You could use them to make a giant chess board dunno
What has made me smile?.....being made to look a numpty! :lol2:
Quote by __random_orbit__
threpence isn't legal tender.
you're stuck with her now Tan, goodluck!!
and I allwaysmake sence.
you just have to be in the right timeframe to to see it.
lp

It's legal tender in this timeframe :smug:
Anyhoo- I can think of worse things than being stuck with Tan- she's a good cook, and her dumplings are delish, apparantly!
biggrin