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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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Quote by splendid_
I am with you... and my staff all agree... (I asked them without giving my opinion so, no coercion)

Apart from the P45's in one hand, and the Cat o nine tails in the other?
rolleyes
I'm an orange & purple and blue gal. wink
Quote by splendid_
I have sent a couple of questions to witchy one.
cool

:dry:
Questions two and four require some thinking time. Cowbag.
Taken from BBC news website:
"In an episode reminiscent of the 1989 TM scandal, pound signs have been vanishing from websites worldwide. It is thought by some to be an attempt by the Kremlin to devalue the pound, and depress the nation into a state where only a bottle of vodka will do.
However, our sources report that pound signs have been turning up in large numbers in the Unilever factory. Unilever deny the suggestion that they are set to attempt to boost sales of their yeast based product with a promotion in which lucky consumers stand a chance of finding a pound sign in the bottom of a jar."
They'll be replacing 'em with the bloody silly foreign letter e's with the two lines through the middle next!
lol
They'll be replacing 'em with the bloody silly foreign letter e's with the two lines through the middle next!
lol
We've had them for years- it's put paid to the practice of nicely handing over a half used ticket. rolleyes
S'allright :highsmile:
I wasn't too keen on it, so the other half just upgraded to a found one for me :bounce:

It was in the first place he looked- it makes me suspicious.
Quote by jaymar
Bend over.....
smackbottom
Kent knows full well where the bottle of wine will end up!

Mar, you'll have me to answer to unless you empty it first. How very dare you even think of wasting it? :dry:
Quote by Bonedigger
right iv never done this before....waht type of question do i sentd to the victim...ahem lucky recipient??

It's customary to ask the victim something really vexins such as "What are you having for Tea?"
or "What's your middle name" (- you can feck off, coz I aint telling ya lol)
or
"Who's God?" :dry:
Quote by BIoke
I do apologise for any offence unwittingly caused. It sure as heck wasn't a jibe at anyones sexuality- just about the fashion sense "issue" as an entirely seperate entity wink

Oops, I misread, sorry kiss Although I wasn't arguing, just debating and yes, over the knee socks are so yesterday wink
How jolly civilised & spiffing. We must debate more often :giggle:
kiss
Quote by BIoke
I've changed my mind. A skirt & over the knee socks? He has issues. confused

Hmmm, be careful with statements like 'he has issues' - it's really NOT helpful and not necessarily the case. I just mean consider how you'd feel if you were Mr and Mrs B and were on the receiving end of that kind of statement right now? confused
I have female pals who really fancied Prince, Michael Jackson and Boy George in the 1980's and they spent most of their time dressed in in very feminine clothes etc. In fact, I'm sure Michael Jackson modelled himself on Liz Taylor in the late part of the 1990's :P My female pals are all straight but just found these guys sexy.
What I'm saying is (badly cool ) that the attraction is more to do with the sex of the person they fancy as opposed to what they wear. There's also loads of straight TV's about.
x
I do apologise for any offence unwittingly caused. It sure as heck wasn't a jibe at anyones sexuality- just about the fashion sense "issue" as an entirely seperate entity wink
Look, madam. I have a dodgy right wrist rolleyes. I've been typing lazily. In your haste to mock the afflicted, you've made me type more. I hope that you can live with the knowledge that you've inflicted pain on someone.
I know have to go & gloss a door- in pain. Enjoy your day. Try to ignore the guilt. I'll get over it. In time.
:violin:
Quote by Dirtygirly
A misplaced string of onions...rotflmao
And now I really am going to bed.
Garlic is better!
Not when you're dressing as a French car burgler- the smell might give you away lol
There are cars to be burgled too?! dunno
:giggle:
FFS.
Ha! I was thinking of your brothers. flipa
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A misplaced string of onions...rotflmao
And now I really am going to bed.
Garlic is better!
Not when you're dressing as a French car burgler- the smell might give you away lol
Quote by Bonedigger
yes t mann Im pretty sure lol...this came about cos he has a photo of someone as his screen saver on his pc....dad commented on "oooohhh is that your latest girlfriend!"
son replies "its not a girl its a guy" (picture is of a very good looking boy in a skirt, over the knee socks, and so on)
dad - why have u got a piccy of a guy as your screen saver
son - cos i like guys
dad - oh so are you telling me your gay son
son - no i like girls too, i just like lads as well.
and yesterday I was joking to son when he gave me some attitude I said "oi gay lads are supposed to be nicer to their mums than any other boys!!!"
he shouts back "mu-um Im NOT gay"
I replied well "Bi lads then"....and he shouts back "ah well there ya go then, we dont have to be as nice to our mums!"
i dont think I can mistake the way his mind is thinking (at the minute)

I've changed my mind. A skirt & over the knee socks? He has issues. confused
And while I'm here, I remember one of our daughters saying- I think it was just before she left primary- that she thought she was a lesbian. It came about as a result of a conversation starting "What's the matter?" We replied...."and....what's the matter?"
I'd had an inking since she was tiny that she may be gay- but hadn't ever mentioned it. It was up to her to develop in which ever way she wanted without any suppositions. She now likes boys. A little too much. rolleyes
And our eldest told me a while back that when she was babysitting for the weekend when we were at Wilts camp- she snogged her best mate. FFS. What's society coming to? rolleyes
Quote by jaymar
*sigh*
You just don't get it do you Kent? And do you know what? I don't think you ever will. Not if you can ignore all the straight talking Res just put forward and carry on regardless. Had that been written to me, I would have taken some time to reflect. Pondered my thinking. Explored the reasons why I thought the way I did.
But no. You'll just continue to ignore posts which contradict your view as it suits (I asked you a question a page or so ago, btw. You may not have noticed it. You may have chosen to ignore it.) and cherry pick from the scandal rags.
.

Not just Res tho Witchy, I've been pretty straight forward from the onset of this (and other) thread. I've posed questions and looked at all angles AND even agreed a question he posed.
I seriously pointed out that I don't think any of the posts are read in depth because they are tainted by a personal viewpoint that 'just will not budge' smile
I completely agree with you Witchy on the 'pondering' - I have often had my thinking challenged and you know what? I love it, I think it makes me a better person when I've been nudged into looking at things differently, it opens my eyes.
Some people's eyes, unfortunately will remain firmly shut or maybe just shut on the 'right' side wink
Didn't mean to gloss over you Mar- you've contributed with wisdom & honesty...it's just that Res filled the screen. Gobshite. rolleyes

And the more I think of it- I knew loads of teens who fell pregnant during the Thatcher regime.
A misplaced string of onions...rotflmao
And now I really amgoing to bed.
Given it's lack of struggle, I'd say it's beyond biting.
I'll leave it trussed up on a low heat overnight, stewing in it's own juices. In the meantime, I'll be sleeping.
Yup, if I'm wrong I'll admit it & apologise. What's more- I'll mean it.
I can't help thinking advice is best left to someone who was in his position...
but I wanted to say it's bloody brill that he told you.
kiss
Quote by kentswingers777
I just cannot think. :shock: Who said that? Where? Because I know it wasn't me.

Obviously your opinion is right then? As you are obviously quick to ram yours down my throat. wink
Actually, if you read what I wrote above, and a few pages ago, you'll see that I haven't. What I've done it countered your arguments, and asked that you clarified some things. I would genuinely be interested in your response to my post about the destruction of sexual norms.

I think your comments about those papers especially the Sun, most of it's readership would find your views quite offensive. The comment that it's full of conjecture, and little reporting? I didn't say anything I wouldn't repeat & defend amongst a pup full of Sun readers- with a copy of it in my hand to disect line by line.
The ammount of times on here that the Sun readership, has almost been tarnished with the " thick " stick. Well some might be, but to insinuate, that people buy it for 2 free tickets " is quite frankly laughable. lol
Ahem- sorry, but on that, you're very wrong. I know three people alone who are currently buying it for tokens, and tokens alone. When our kids were pre school, we used to buy it for the tokens ourselves. I belong to a forum where people post about such offers, and many, many people post back to say they'll go & buy the paper. There are several threads running about the holiday offer.
It's a promotion. They wouldn't do it if it didn't pay.
For your information...it's readership has changed Governments, that is what Tony Blair said when he first got into office. They will change this Government too.
Tony Blair is a muppet. If the government changes this time around, it may just be because of other things.
Now where is that carrott? I'm using it to stuff a pork joint. wink
And before I forget
wave
Guess who was a pregnant teen under Thatcher...
*sigh*
You just don't get it do you Kent? And do you know what? I don't think you ever will. Not if you can ignore all the straight talking Res just put forward and carry on regardless. Had that been written to me, I would have taken some time to reflect. Pondered my thinking. Explored the reasons why I thought the way I did.
But no. You'll just continue to ignore posts which contradict your view as it suits (I asked you a question a page or so ago, btw. You may not have noticed it. You may have chosen to ignore it.) and cherry pick from the scandal rags.
Six million people read them, do they? Let's just hope they're not all gullible enough to believe them then. Have a proper look at an article in the Sun at some point, and disect it. See for yourself how much of it is reporting compared to conjecture, scaremongering, and opinion.
I'd love to know what the readership would look like without token collects for holidays, and free Alton Towers tickets.
As for your admitting to being a troll- that's your choice. But as one of the people who occasionally take the carrott I'd like to reassure you that it's not because you get under my skin- you don't.
It's just that many moons ago, I took on a bet about educating pork.
Quote by __random_orbit__
I like a nice puffy-pussy.
The mmMound, a swollen and fleshy presentation of the female sex, pressed between thighs, pushing itsself forward tantalisingly. A vision heavy with invitation.
Pink fleshy labia, teasing themselves from their dark envelope, swelling and colouring, thier contours highlighted by the dew of excitement.
and all that.
lp

Quote by __random_orbit__
is this forum beconing an organ for a newspaper?
I have no idea what the current issues are in this thread as I dont read the 'newspaper' being promoted, nor will I follow the links.
a synopsis anyone?
lp

as far as I can gather.. you and I are supposed to set up a commune type accommodation and take in loads of different minority groups to ensure that all of the marginalised people in the world have a safe place to live out of the gaze of fuckwits.
Oh, and for 'minority' read 'anyone who doesn't read the scum or the daily wail' (even tho' we both know they are just the most vocal)
dammit.
for one glorious moment there I thought I was to classed a worthy minority.
so... this commune, will there be sandals?
Fine in the summer I'm sure, though I may have a second thought when the snows come. Can I sign-on? (sorry... sign-up! I meant sign-up!!!)
lp
Can I come in?
I tried to read the Sun- but struggled with all the small words. confused
Can I bring my own sandals though? They're leather & wood platforms with a three inch heel. That's as sandally as I get wink