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9 Mar 2009

Quote by delly
Miss Creamy here, just using Delly's comp and was already signed in
Thankyou all so very much for the best wishes! Will pass them all onto him. And ty T and G for the thread
He's back to his normal cheeky chappy, rude self He's off Coronary Care now and on the ward, just under close observation. He's had a stent put in and was taken for immediate angioplasty. And yes, he is checking out the female nurses
So yeah, lots of rest in store for him and Miss C playing nursey again
Thanx again for the lovely messages!
Love to u all,
C xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That is fantastic news- thank you for keeping us posted. Onwards & upwards kiss

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9 Mar 2009

You're at it again. Only this time it's your pants on fire. rolleyes

Do excuse us Nola....hijack over wink

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9 Mar 2009

You set up your acme-napalm-ignitalot in the porch of a tent this size.

I've seen carrots with better survival skills. rolleyes

Well excuuuuuse me for saving your sorry ass, but if all your belongings had turned toast on the first night, the rest of camp would have had to endure you nekkid apart from your vaselined boots, cowboy. :scared:

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9 Mar 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
anti-social malcontent.
(but I try)
lp

Hmm. The first time I saw you, you were on all fours at a munch with a drink balanced on your back. Freak. rolleyes

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9 Mar 2009

Quote by Tan--Kinky
When I was working as a doorman many years ago, a lady punched me in the eye because I would not let her take a drink outside(club had no off licence), she punched me in the eye very hard!
I went to punch her back, but the other doormen stopped me.

That was no lady.
It was Witchy in disguise :lol2:
:dry:
I was reading something on another forum just a few weeks ago. It was from a guy, who's wife was incredibly violent. He was in fear of his life, and utterly confused as to where to turn. The stigma attached to being a bloke beaten up by a woman is sickening. And I think it's on the rise too, sadly. It seems to be mainly alcohol fuelled.
I'm also close to a bloke who had a violent ex-girlfriend. She would lay into him because she knew he wouldn't raise a hand back.
I don't think a register will help. That said, I don't know what will. Male violence seems (in my experience) to be mainly a result of frustration. That frustration needs to be tackled- violent people can change. I've had a couple of people (one of whom was a woman in her 60's) try to hit me- both times as a result of frustration because I out argued them.

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9 Mar 2009

Quote by browning
When I was working as a doorman many years ago, a lady punched me in the eye because I would not let her take a drink outside(club had no off licence), she punched me in the eye very hard!
I went to punch her back, but the other doormen stopped me.

That was no lady.

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9 Mar 2009

Cream Horn & Soft Porn

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9 Mar 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
One of the girls in the office still has her paper one... are you allowed to still have that?
I got a photocard when I moved out of my parent's house cause by law I had to change my address on it so didn't really have a choice.

Yup.
I've had a change since the photo ones came in, but in the early days- and you could opt to keep the paper ones. Looks like they're forcing the photocard ones upon you now though if you change details:

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9 Mar 2009

Waves paper license in the air saying "ner ner ne ner ner!"
:smug:
bolt

On a serious note, good call DG- I've heard of several people this has caught out :thumbup:

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9 Mar 2009

Wilkommen! :welcome:
(Tan, have you changed your name or do we have gremlins?)

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8 Mar 2009

Quote by noladreams30

Expecting great things out of Wigan - of course!!
.

:shock: Oooo er, best hope I live up to my own hype then... and hope the corset fits! wink

'course it will wink

Yeah, I know. I'm getting me coat...

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8 Mar 2009

It was bound to happen with an ass like Creamy's at his disposal.
Get well very, very soon MrC. :therethere:
Mrs C, cover it up in future. rolleyes

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8 Mar 2009

Quote by Cherrytree
But I feel intimidated by young firm bodies cos I can't help but compare them unfavourably with mine.

Yes I agree with this, and I wonder if it goes a good way to explaining why I feel attracted to older men as I get older.
You, bint, have a body people ten years younger would be proud of! poke

I like rugged blokes-ones who look like they stand a chance in hell of handling me lol

and I think it's just par for the course that guy's get "ruggeder" as they get older. cool

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8 Mar 2009

Quote by Firelizard
I have made many plans over the years and I have learned that they never materialize the way I planned them, if at all.
I am trying to go with the flow abit more these days but I find that stressful sometimes, as I'm abit of a control freak and panic when things are different from the way they should be.

Sometimes these things are sent to open up new opporchancitys (TM some bint) we wouldn't otherwise have seen.
Just get Stormy working on the sink shackles, and I'll come down there & teach you all about control lol

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7 Mar 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Get a room please gents

I was actually thinking of suggesting he ditches the boys and starts organising an all girl and BIoke gang bang! :rascal:
He may need red bull!
rotflmao

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7 Mar 2009

Get a room please gents rolleyes

I'll make a fecking fortune selling tickets :rascal:
bolt

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7 Mar 2009

Quote by Stormwalker
Some very special people....
OK some are more special than others...
Some are special.. :silly:
Some are special... :confused2:
Some are special... hwoar:
And some are special... :inlove:
But you are all special... :rose: right now
thank you

You've only just realised Flizzard is special? I could have told you that years ago. Right from the intoxicating necklace incident, I knew she needed extra help. rolleyes

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7 Mar 2009

I'd like to big up Maz of MazandDen...
My flexible friend drinkies

:bounce:

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7 Mar 2009

I must be very bloody patient- I've only just discovered the function. rolleyes

I'm nonplussed- when they read it, they read it.
Oh, and Nola....search hates me, but I think it may have something to do with chronology :lol2:

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7 Mar 2009

Quote by Cherrytree

In fact....I reckon that YOU Mr Kent are a plant by the site....sent to make contentious and exasperating posts, so people sign up in order to flame you, slap you down, or slate ya!!
ooohhh sounds of a penny dropping and pieces falling into place!! :thumbup:

LEVEL ONE COMPLETED - PRESS * TO MOVE TO LEVEL TWO
You know, after I read Kents post last night I was thinking "Ah, so it's a plot to drive people away- now I get it!"
rotflmao

That coin that just dropped into place had two sides wink

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6 Mar 2009

Quote by Cherrytree
I'm a bit of a Mother Hen - I like to seek out newbies/singetons/wallflowers and join them into the fun - and it's fun for me too

Best lift I ever walked into kiss

Hmm. It would depend on my mood. As in any social situation, If I'm feeling lively, I'll be life & soul. If not- I'll sit in a corner & just be.
We've only done one Munch, and can't see us doing another...I think I'm better in a small group where I can charm people with my wit. innocent

Smaller groups where you can get to know a few people & hear yourself think...it's the future! :idea:

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6 Mar 2009

Quote by Cherrytree
You're all wrong.
The words are:
Up above the streets and houses, rainbow flying high
Everyone can see them flying dooo doooo doooo over the sky.
Paint the whole world with a raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainbow.
There.

Quite right Chezza.
And here's a trip down memory lane innocent

:lol2:

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6 Mar 2009

Sent again Ben- it was showing as unread. wink

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6 Mar 2009

Quote by benrums0n
Im still uninformed.

You can't blame me for that! lol

However, if you're referring to the question you sent me- I answered immediately. I'll send it again in case it got kidnapped by the gremlins :thumbup:

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6 Mar 2009

Dear Adewdickator,
how about some pointletts for talking dirty? In the flesh kinda talking dirty, rather than on the phone.
I may have just recounted an experience in detail mid-shag...that's the second time & all those dirty words my mother would have been ashamed of must count for something :rascal:

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5 Mar 2009

Mentioned already:
Sunshine on Leith, Proclaimers
Make you feel my love, Adele
And this one

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5 Mar 2009

Quote by Calista
Parents Evening and fabulous kids
I'll be wearing this proud smile for weeks

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5 Mar 2009

Quote by Bonedigger
i love, love LOVE this one....always makes me smile....I dedicate it to a special lady to make her smile, cos I think she needs it!!

You put the wrong link in sweet cheeks- I've fixed it for ya kiss

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5 Mar 2009

Karma? Absolutely. I saw it demonstrated perfectly a little while ago.
Destiny? That's a little more complicated. I think so though- there have been times when I think I've been in the right place at the right time to make a difference.

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5 Mar 2009

Quote by keeno
Sunshine on Leith. the proclaimers

Bloody awesome song worship

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