had a very similar message on ntl's answering service asking to press 7 for a holiday to disneyworld in florida,weird thing is I was sitting by the phone waiting for a call when it was received,yet the phone never rang,,I'd better not get billed for it or there'll be trouble at 't' mill :shock:
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Z3D
Over 90 days ago
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two elderly indian gentlemen are sitting on a bus having a heated debate,the lady in front hears them repeating the word "womb" phonetically and none phonetically,after a while of hearing"it's woooom"and "no,I tell you it's wom B"the woman pipes in with"Ithink you'll find that it is in fact woom"..to which both the gentlemen reply,,"how would you know,I bet you've never heard an elephant fart"!! 
have tried this experiment,and can confirm that it's untrue,drank 1 litre of pinapple juice every day for a month, before being told that although it's a lott sweeter and much easier to swallow,it doesn't actually taste of pinapple,,on the plus side I lost 6 lbs and was detoxed quite well,the negative side meant I couldn't pass a loo without stoppinig for a wazz 
got to know lawnmower deth when I used to roadie for a band calle slammer,and later dearly beheaded,also spent a couple of nights with hanoi rocks when they firsttoured the uk they stayed at my m8 shaks house in didsbury,and brought some seriously questionable women with them,seriously gorgeous but I was itching fer weeks,made a very good pal in razzle (one total headcase)and got the same tatts on the same day,,but my claim to fame has to be,getting a lock-in with mettalica first time over here and beating cliff burton in a drinking game
hi folx,just thought I'd mention that punk is enjoying a rather good rebirth in stocport at the mo,due to a pub called the thatched house booking some brilliant old punk bands,vibrators,peter and the test tube babies,anti nowhere league etc,they do have a website with dates etc,as long as you don't have a problem mixing with bikers it's a brilliant pub with an excellent atmosphere,just when I thought I'd got over the first time round,I'm seeing em all again,might see some of you there sometime,uk subs playing in september :twisted:
