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Zippy

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17 Oct 2004

Quote by Florence
Hello, sorry I'm late. I went to a party with the Trumpton Fire Brigade. Wow those firemen know how to give a girl a good time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Had to do them in the right order:
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.
By the time Dibble had dribbled I didn't have much energy left for poor old Grubb!

You've destroyed my illusion now. I always thought it was:
Phew, phew, mine really grew, I huffed but I didn't get up!
I suppose it still is really?
My god Florence you must all shagged out or b**ggered or something? Come here and let me chafe you with me zip.

17 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
Another flippin' botched building job - used the f**king tube of lubricant didn't I?

Yes and you need to get a different flavour because Strawberry irritated the crap out of me fur!
Using your tool to push it in with was good rolleyes

rolleyes

Was it your own or did you borrow it off Bob?
That wasn't Bob's tool that was me plunger - (I decided to becomw a plumber instead). Strawberry's all you're getting mate I got a job lot down the plumbers merchant and I've got a garage full!)
Incidentally, when are you going to hear whether the home for abused cats will let you in - shagged by Timmy, stuffed by Zippy, soaked pussy and all. I'm beginning to have some sympathy for you mate.
Hey everybody leave off my mate Baggy alright??

17 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
The rodents, my friends, did have a bit of a party lastnight. Swingers they are
But they let me watch so I don't mind
Need to sleep now because I am exhausted from all the excitement :roll:

Oi, ya flamin' cat. You're not supposed to be able to talk. Last night I stuck me tube in yer mouth and filled it up with sealant.
Another flippin' botched building job - used the f**king tube of lubricant didn't I?

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bob_The_Builder
Zippy: I'm sure i have some lube for your mouth zip somewhere, i have to be careful with the tube though it does have a tendancy to jet out uncontrolably sometimes and go everywhere.

Ooooooh now Geoffrey, I think I'd like to be a builder - being a builder would be good wouldn't it Geoffrey? I think George is a bit of a builder Geoffrey - he's says give him a bob and he'll do anything. Mind you judging by most of the builders I know I think Bungle would probably be more like a builder.
I want a lube tube like Bob so I can grease up Penelope and Florence. I also want a large tube of sealant to stop up the baggy cat's mouth!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bob_The_Builder
Of course i can Florence, Bob never turns down a Job, im sure i'll have the right tool tucked in my dungarees somewhere.

Oi Bob, give you a bob to lubricate me zip. Then I can get that Floence to come and ease it back and fore once she gets out the tangle with Bill and Ben.

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo will put the make a cup of tea

Phew
Thanks Unc but I'd much prefer coffee confused

confused

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Don't go! Do't go! It's a trick. Bungo is a codename for the lube man and making a cp of tea is what happens after he gets a dollop on his fingers....... :shock:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Penelope Pistop
oh zippy! <tuts> ffs
just when i thought you were a nice puppet, you get all crude and make an obvious joke about muffing mules. well don't let mal hear you saying things like that. especially after the thread the other day!
oh, and i won't offer to help you shave and avoid further embarrasing hair in zip incidents now, you've blown it.
P

Shaving's got nothing to do with it my sweetness - they were the hairs in me teeth!!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by muffin_the_mule

Unsure I fancy playing with a Mule though :shock:

Are you sure ????? I am hung like a donkey lol

lol

:lol:
Can I muff the mule then?? My 'dong's a bit hunky' :lol: :!:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Penelope Pistop
why thank you zippy sir for defending my honour. you have the most refined southern manners. i'm pleased to make the acquaintance of such a noble gentleman. Penelope

Why Miss Penelope fowa showa I doo declare that you've made my hayirs stand on end. Thaink yeeew!
FFS they were standing on end so much I caught the feckers in me zip!!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Florence
Uh-Uh you're supposed to do the pulling.. I tell you it's so enormouse it's dangerouse.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, you Rainbow guys are all the same,
That's true. Have you seen them in the BBC Canteen - they all sit there with their bibs on!!!
Yeah but did you see what was splattered all over the bibs??

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
You can have a ball with me zip Miss Pistart. Come and feel how smooth it is.

Is that like a PopTart confused

confused

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I'm sure Miss Pistop <<<<<< moral high ground grabbing mode >>>> would be most offended by you referring to her in such a way.
And by the way, when my zip moves - people stand to attention - right? They don't yawn!!!! FFS.
And in any case when did you last see a cat lifting its leg even if it is over a glass of lemonade?

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Penelope Pistop
Why good morning gentlemen!
has anyone seen the anthill boys? i'm sooo worried. the hooded claw could be anywhere. i'm so afrraid without those nice boys to escort me to the ball? poor lil' ole me!
penelope

You can have a ball with me zip Miss Pistart. Come and feel how smooth it is.

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
Uh-Uh you're supposed to do the pulling.. I tell you it's so enormouse it's dangerouse.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, you Rainbow guys are all the same, ALL TALK.
<<<<<<< Zips up and then unzips in a John Wayne 'Right that's it type of way' >>>>>
You just wait till Bungle gets here (he's the only one who can walk) and you'll get what for. If you stick your thingy in me mouth I'll .. I'll.. leave me zip undone... that's what I'll do. Huh the cheek of it dozy blumming cat!!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
(Anybody wanna see what I got behind me zip??)

Just as long as you pull it for me rolleyes

rolleyes

Uh-Uh you're supposed to do the pulling.. I tell you it's so enormouse it's dangerouse.

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
Hey you saggy old, baggy old cloth cat

mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
How dare you :shock: :shock: :shock:
If you'd had the pleasure of playing with me you would have known that under all this fur I'm am firm. I work out (well walk to the cupboard sometimes)
I am a fit tight pussy :!:
You'd be worth a bit more if you were a tight fit pussy but still.
The only thing straight about me is me zip and that's got a big ring on it!!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by george from Rainbow
She wasn't with Bungle, and Zippy was she? :shock:

<<<< unzips Zip >>>>>> She wasn't with me! You wanna be careful with what you're saying or you'll get caught in me zip.
(Anybody wanna see what I got behind me zip??)