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__dean__
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · West Midlands

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ive got a video showing a getting his nob cut clean off makes you cringe all us guys no about that
dunchurch & ryton lat night i think i mssed out here a nice couple at the same location as me at the same sort of time was it a sh member ? if so pm me i was in a red vectra
whos got the most posts is it bluexxx by any chance ? answer on a postcard
i meant on my other post its hard for a women to catch a std having oral on her not the other way around just thought id clear that up before someone picked up on it
well make them wear there hood and you should be fine ,scares the shit outta me i can tell you reading about this stuff makes me wonder because i love oral both ways without protection but it sort of puts me off till i get down there then lick lick lick yum lol
Quote by VenusnMars
Ohhhh thankyou! I thought it was only Hep A they did for holidays! So what other STD`s would we have to watch out for with oral? (I know theres a link, but it`s more rewarding to discuss smile )
I`d love to be able to lose the `condoms with oral` mention in our website, but I`m not sure we can.
Venusxxx

Chlamydia
Syphilis
Hiv
Genital herpes
theres just a few which can be transmitted orally and quite easy its a bit harder for a women to catch a std with oral
Quote by lonley-male
hi there
i am a twenty year old male and am still a virgin
i am looking for a middle aged couple and single females for no strings fun i am a bit on the plump side.
i am great at foreplay and love to give lots of pleasure to a lady.
i dont like timewasters so please don't waste my time.
i may not look like fred flintstone but i will make your bed rock (He He)
i can travel but can't accom
please e-mail me with pictures and in return i shall send mobile number for a chat and take things from there
luv craig

hold the fuck on here
"i am great at foreplay and love to give lots of pleasure to a lady"
i thought you was a virgin confused:
why do people do that say there turning up and dont ok if summat important creeps up you got no choice or if your new to the area and get lost thats why i bought a sat nav i never get lost now so any invites and i say i am coming i am coming
very true you have to do what you gotta do to get out that situation as my criminal record will tell you and wouldnt lose any sleep going to town on someone who wants to give it a bash ,act first think later
ive been a doorman for 12 years and know the ins and outs of weapons if you was to use your nailfile it would be classed as a weapon, you can use as much force as you like as long you fear for your safety you have to amost a lawyer to understand what is reasonable force i.e a robber holds you up at knife point and demands your money etc.. you hit him once and he gos to the floor you would not be charged with assult if you kicked him when he was on the floor you would charged because you had the chance to leave the scene
i have used c.s gas on a mate for a 20 quid bet jackass style it does the trick i can tell you turned him into a little weeping baby thou i wouldnt advise you to try on your friend he was a bit skint and i wanted to see what it would do biggrin
another drink does work but there always the next day again , and to many bacon butties means a big belly as well
Quote by ChairmanMiaow
read between the lines doofus, Hopefully looking 4 a girl who wants a bit of group action!!! u follow......

Errm, I thought you were representing a group of "well mannered, polite and good looking individuals." ? Isn't this reply rather contradicting that? confused
CM
here here
i agree with you a little there easy but maybe you wouldnt want to be locked up in the cells for a false claim ! ive been locked up for a fight i wasnt even involved in 9 hours later i was released without charge it wasnt a nice feeling and lets face it mud sticks if your classed as a it normally sticks even if you aint
ive been trying for years still havnt found a cure i feel rough as f*ck today i can tell you
the law changed on firearms last year sum time the law is a ass sometimes should carry a life sentance not 3 years. I am currently involved in a cry at the moment i work as a doorman in a bar, we get called to the toilet to find a female and male shagging in the tolilets we ask them to leave they leave they go for a shag outside the bar to be watched by security and cctv they are then asked to leave the site to continue behind the burger bar they finish what they have started and she comes to the front door of the bar to ask for the handbag she left behind, she was happy as larry never said a word about and happy enough to say that id stolen her mobile phone which she found in her bag 2 secs later then she left and i thought id never meet her again, the next day i get a phone call from the manager asking to go to the police and make a statement because this girl had all of a sudden been by this guy she was happy to be with and carried having sex with 3 times and had the choice to leave or tell 5 doormen that she didnt want any part of this which she didnt now this poor guy has been in the cells all weekend because this girl has cried the next day ,i am not saying that the didnt take place because "no" means but having the choice to tell someone when asked are you ok then reply yes i would say she consented to sex .I think the law should be changed in cases like this like your name kept secret unless your convicted of the crime, and if its a cry case the the person who has made the false cry claim should serve the sentance that the would
Quote by VenusnMars
I have pepper spray. It`s not legal here, but weighing up the options, I`d rather get into trouble with the law than carry a scorching case of PTSD around with me for the rest of my life.
Venusxxx

let me just warn you about c.s gas and pepper spray in the uk it is classed as a firearm and the min sentance for a firearm is 5 years
anyone couples single ladies want to play tonight i am willing to travel if your the right person i am straight ,6ft,white,not bad looking, looking for any type of action tonight
what you find on this site is only what you will see on a pay site and to be honest i wouldnt want to go anywhere else even if it was free.
i hope this is not out of line here if so can a mod remove it or pm me and i will remove it because i think this was cleared up by mark and the link stopped on the www
seems we have kept you from your credit card getting a bashing why dont you donate what you was going to pay to join another site to this lady vix http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/108505.html#108505 i am sure she will be glad of it
god i am so nice aint i :violin:
Quote by sotonsparky
Me and my wife are off to Prague in about a weeks time biggrin . We would both like to have sex in a public area :shock: - possibly being watched. The thought of doing this for the first time seems easier in a foriegn place. Can anyone suggest anywhere in Prague either inside or out confused:

hi ive been to Prague even thou Prague is a known red light area i wouldnt really push your luck with the local police there not the most friendly police in the world a few friends went there about 2 years ago the police turned on one of our group for no reason what so ever and we aint kids or louts, i would find out there laws on it first before you head for the cells .Prague is a nice place to go thou cheap beer cheap food very nice people and loads of whores watch your wallets as well !
ive pmed you a useful link not sure if i can post in the room so i pmed it you hope it works for you
p.s been reading that forum seems like it works just follow there instructions
and i am a geek but a nice one without the glasses lol
Quote by Alexandra
OK - today seems to be the day for this.....
I have an old 'Time' (don't laugh) laptop!
I haven't used it in yonks (or Lancs either for that matter) and, being security conscious, I changed my Win2K admin password.
Now I can't remember it. (I know, I know - girlie thing to do)
Has anyone got any password crackers.
I downloaded a couple a few weeks ago but they didn't do the trick.
I was going to give it to my eldest but (a) I need to get the password sorted and (b) I can't remember if I stored any piccies on there rolleyes - hence why I haven't taken it in to a PC repair shop.
So you can see I'm in need of assistance from a real Geek!
Hugs, Alex x x

ok deano is here to help you let me do my home work i will test what i have in mind if its safe to use i will pm you the way to do it cheers
i cheated i got to see them for free lol and i may also add there very nice too ,welcome to swingingheaven
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.