I don’t think it does work
I squirted it into my ear .... but my mind is a dirty as ever....
Ho humm must have read the instructions wrongly...
Planning on going to Eureka Wednesday 20th From Around until mid party around 10 (but may have to break the visit to feed the dogs !!.
Would love some company if anyone is interested - happy to give a lift from the south west of eureka. Couples or single ladies (hey who am i kidding women of any sort - dont have to be a lady :-) )
Alan
I am sure this is in the wrong place really but i need assistance in a decision.
This Wednesday i can either visit Chameleons or abfabs for the evening / night.
Now i have been to both before (lots of times ) but haven't tried Wednesday evening at abfabs since the summer. It has been fun there on a Wednesday in the past (when it was warmer !) but i was wondering how the additional bi nights etc and cold weather had affected the attendance of a Wednesday.
So any advice (or incentives) gratefully received
Alan
And as sods law dictates I am there on wedensday the 2nd.......
Ah well c'est la vie !
Hi Sexy
I have perved at the pictures and am fairly sure it isn’t you !! (umm there lovely !)
Although us blokes are fairly simple when it come to sex – rub it enough and it will cum is the sort of thing, we do appear to have some hang-ups when focusing on our genitalia ! (we are constantly comparing size and ability !!) I think the first night nerves is all that it is – the bloke wants to impress but oddly enough it probably isn’t you he is hung up about its Mr’s ability he is living up to and concerned about. In my case I can’t really handle the gang bang scenario – too many guys there really puts me off – Ratio of 2 or 3 guys : 1 is fine but hit 4:1 and ‘he’ flops !! Oddly enough this doesn’t occur in couple’s rooms where there can be 10 couples and ’he’ is fine – (personally I think ‘he’ can do odds and realises that at over 3:1 chances are he will brush against something he doesn’t want to !! ) . But I have been to clubs and marveled at the way some blokes can just perform when 10 are crowding around a greedy girl. Personally it does nothing for me. So Sara may be right but it wouldn’t appeal to my makeup !
I would go with what most appear to be saying – basically – it happens ! don’t take it to heart. That doesn’t help at all when you have planned the evening and got all horny thinking about it will go and it doesn’t happen !! Maybe as a back up have a supply of Viagra or some such thing and if the next bloke fails to rise pass him that and tell him to come back in 20 minutes when its working (or however long it takes ) .
An if all else fails – give me a call…….
Just a thought
Alan
Bambi
Sorry for stupid question but do you know if the spa area will be open on Friday – If so I will bring a towel – I don’t think it was at the last one and I felt silly leaving a towel at reception. So I thought I would check..
Ohh Hotel booked so please confirm me (bad choice of words - as i recall i failed my confirmation classes - Ho humm)
Alan
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Bambi
Could you please add me to the list ??? Hope its not too late..
Does it matter that i am not yet 100% sure ??
Alan
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Kels
I will try to get there for a bit as its christmas !!
That'll put off any other attendies !
Alan
Hi Pubman
Just putting in my twopennies worth.
Chams is in my opinion more a place to play than Xtasia. As you know Xtasia is very much the night club with swinging places attached where as there is less nightclub at Chams. Annie is spot on in saying that it depends what you want form the night out. If you fancy a boogie and a drink then Xstasia fits the bill and if you fancy going further then it is possible there. If you actually fancy playing then I would say Chams is the place to go. Personally I find the atmosphere at chams much more conducive to playing / watching.
As regards the towels debate –it’s not mandatory to just wear a towel – some blokes wear underwear/shorts (small minority) but the ladies tend to wear ‘sexy’ rather than just a towel. It is fine for newbies! – Generally it’s important to decide before you start what you want form the evening how far your wanting to go etc… but I am sure a couple will give much better advice than I – being merely a single guy !
You could always give it a go and if your reasonably early and it really doesn’t appeal there is always time to pop down to Xtasia !
Either way have fun and enjoy.
Hi CaznMark
It depends really which club you were going to try. Some are effectively 'towel' clubs which have a dress code that hornyred describes. Others are just like a nightclub and have a dress code accordingly. Its almost that you choose your dress code and then find a club that suits.
As you are in the south east if you need pointers please feel free to get in touch
Alan
Hi Dirty
I am in agreement with Anya. Being new to clubs the whole situation is unusual. How about watching through a window – maybe that would be different as they can’t see you and you aren’t quite in the action. I presume that fact that many clubs have viewing windows for some rooms meant that other people feel the same way. I would assume that this is still part of our upbringing. Just about anyone brought up in the UK who is over 25 would have in the back of the mind that it is ‘just plain wrong to be in the same room as people having sex.’ But oddly watching porn is far more acceptable. Typical screwed up values of the British people. I say above 25 as I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the younger generation who have been brought up on endless sex scandals by footballers and the like have a slightly different attitude. But I am probably wrong the ‘daily mail’ classes may have made it worse !
As regards giggling – I do know what you mean – often it is just hilarious to watch but yes giggling in play rooms seems to be frowned on !
I guess the question also is did you get around to playing in the club – basically were you relaxed enough to do that.
Of course the other factor is – who want to watch rather than join in……..
OK I will go back to the corner and be quiet now
Hi 420
The only thought i have is Chameleons on a monday night - Quite a treck up to Brum but could be fun !
Alan
Hi all
Dropping my youngest off at Bristol this weekend so will be at a loose end on Saturday 2nd October. Wanted to try out one of the local clubs (choice of 2 ??) to take my mind off abandoning her alone ... Seems to be a choice of The Office or Bath swingers. There are too few reviews on here to make an informed choice - so i thought i would consult the great and the good (that’s you lot) – to get some decent input. I realise that they are generally couples only which should be a problem (assuming my special friend who is local gets her act together ! ) SO the question is – which would you choose …Answers on a postcard please.
If there is anyone out there who wants to show me / us around personally then whey hey !! – perfect (who am I kidding)
Thanks in advance
Alan
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Hi Bambi
Is it too late to go on the list - Taking my daughter back to uni that night so was looking for some fun - by the look of it there wont be anyone anywhere else !!
So barring disasters please confirm me as attending !
Alan
:-)
Being close by i am of course itnrested in helping out with viewing if required.
Of course as regards locations - what sort of area are you thinking of covering ? jist BR1 or a little further afield.
If you fancy a go safely with no danger of getting caught out (maybe half the fun) you could alwyas cheat and park up in the woods at eureka and play there (beauty is you can have a shower afterwards !! (now i think i am showing my age and what a woose i am )
Alan
Well if Choochie is going i will make the effort !!
Please count me in
Alan
Main questions which may help in suggestions are - when were you thinking of going (daytime/evening/weekends) - Do you want it to be couples only - do you like the idea of a spa type place or a cloths type place ??
I bet you dint expect the Spanish inquisition ....
And the read the clubs section
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I have a few times been put off playing as a result of a persons over indulgence in the Dutch courage department (separate note waiting to be hijacked – why is it Dutch courage ?). Most recently was a lady on her own (had come with a couple) – got amorous in the Jacuzzi took our play to the couples room. I then realised that clearly she had had too much to drink. It wasn’t the easiest thing to get out of to be honest and I tried a retreat without ruining it for the other couples in there – managed to extricate ourselves for the room and then spend a short while until I could reunite her with the friends she came with. Was not enjoyable and a little tricky – good thing was one of the couple in the room later took pity on me !! and Whey hey was all good).
I can see why some people need a bit of Dutch courage to go into a club – especially a lady effectively on her own – I think it’s a sad reflection on our rubbish drinking habits that prevent some from drinking in moderation and going too far.
So I am with bouncy – if you need to be drunk to swing – don’t swing. I am always driving when I visit a club and so drink nothing. I think there is nothing wrong with some wine / beer in moderation but drunkenness is a real turnoff.
Right rambled on long enough.
:-)
Hi – average, non axe murderer type, guy here will be driving up from Jnt 11 on M5 to Chameleons on Thursday evening and returning at close or when spent ! Would be happy to take either a couple or a very brave single Girl who want to either try it out for the first time or cant afford/be arsed to drive. Will pick up anywhere reasonably close to the Motorway and return afterwards. If there are any cuckold guys who would like to have their wife taken and used I guess I could accommodate that.
Send IM and I will let you have contact number.
Alan
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