Well it will be quiet then !!
just the 4 of us - whey hey sounds like a party to me.
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alaninuk
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 59
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Sexlightened
Just a quick update. For any Couples or single ladies (yeah right!) who haven't visited before but would like to go I have booked a room at the T5 Travelodge so if they want to meet there and go to Kestrals together then i am more than happy to accompany them. Just PM me with times and we can make plans. No pressure to be beholden - just acting as chaperon.
Alan
Alan
Sexlightened
Quote by NikkiandRob
Anyone around the Heathrow area on 18th December, and want some fun, please give us a shout, we have got a hotel booked and need some fun before we fly out on holiday. xxx
Why not check out abfabs - great way to while away an evening ! The late night may put you in the right time Zone (or may it worse)- no vested interest as i wont be there!
Alan
Sexlightened
Quote by MikeNI
Hi;
I've been there as a single male a number of times and I have to say that I think it's the best club in the UK - yes it's very small, but the people are really lovely and very friendly. You get a good number of single women there plus the lovely Barbie - a pneumatic blonde who's absolutely insatiable!
Have a great time and please post about how you got on - I've not been on a Tuesday and I'm interetsed to hear if it's good.
Cheers,
Mike
Will do if i have the energy !!
Sexlightened
Quote by twos_company
its a very well nice run club....u r on cam befor u get to the door.....u don t have to strip..thats up to u.......yes they have a shower.... take yr own towel..... take yr own drinks....they do soft or tea/coffee.......give them yr bits u want to keep safe....they put it away for u....yes they have a room that only they can get in to to put yr coats...
yes its well worth going....give them our reguards....as we not been since smoking was banned...
Well thats great to know - thanks for the reply - not since smoking ban ? - is it that difficult to get to pop outside then ??? yikes will i last out ? :twisted:
Good to hear about the shower - was a tad concerned - will take towel - I assume they can put it in there room when not in use ?
Whey hey roll on tuesday then :-)
Sexlightened
Quote by Therealones
north west cuck couple looking for a single guy that can accom this friday night , hubby may be locked cb6000 and made to watch or not , check our ads ta DEBS
Sorry to disturb - I am nowhere near you mores the pity :sad: - otherwise i would be offering my services (so lucky you I am knowhere near !)
Just got ot knwo what cb6000 is all about have i missed something ??
Alan
Sexlightened
Quote by brucie
ok, if you want to get picky, they imply a promise.
I dont think the price differnetial implies a promise at all(other then certain clubs i shall not mention)
It is simply supply and demand - do a open search on photo ads
Blokes : 356,000
Couples : 126,000
Females : 25,867
So assuming that this site is a reasonable sample of the swinging poulation
couples should pay 5 times as much as girls and blokes 3 times that of couples
I think we get away lightly !!
Except of course for the hellfire club pricing - ouch !!
Sexlightened
Hi all
Just a quick request for information really. I have finally managed to clear up a morning so that i can have a look at Ourplace 4 fun as it appears that play occurs between midnight and 3AM which on a weekday isnt condusive to getting up for work the following morning ! (so all booked off !)
Anyway I was wondering if anyone could give me some insight / information.
e.g. do they have lockers
do they have showers and if so is it bring your own towel or are they supplied?
are people all asleep by 1?
Do people strip off or is it smart casual all night ? - is it bonking with trousers around ankles ?
Anyway any insight would be appreciated - now if any regulars want to accompany me and show me the ropes then fantastic or if there are some who also fancy a first go but want some dumb company then please get in touch - clearly i won't hold my breath !! I intend to get there around coming up from Kent - if thats any use for the giving of lifts (hey i am aware of my carbon foot print ! )
Alan
Just a quick request for information really. I have finally managed to clear up a morning so that i can have a look at Ourplace 4 fun as it appears that play occurs between midnight and 3AM which on a weekday isnt condusive to getting up for work the following morning ! (so all booked off !)
Anyway I was wondering if anyone could give me some insight / information.
e.g. do they have lockers
do they have showers and if so is it bring your own towel or are they supplied?
are people all asleep by 1?
Do people strip off or is it smart casual all night ? - is it bonking with trousers around ankles ?
Anyway any insight would be appreciated - now if any regulars want to accompany me and show me the ropes then fantastic or if there are some who also fancy a first go but want some dumb company then please get in touch - clearly i won't hold my breath !! I intend to get there around coming up from Kent - if thats any use for the giving of lifts (hey i am aware of my carbon foot print ! )
Alan
Sexlightened
Whey hey - drunk at - wondeful !! :-)
A drink could be fun - as i say i will be there around 9 - come say hi.
You have the advantage as i have no pics to work on !!
Alan
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A drink could be fun - as i say i will be there around 9 - come say hi.
You have the advantage as i have no pics to work on !!
Alan
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Quote by danne-gary
alan
we wouldnt want to avoid you :)
could have a drink :)
iv no idea when its most busy tho ... sorry
xxxx
ps
if this post dont make sense its cus iv had a drink ... or two !!!
celebrating seeing kasabian last nite and just bought tickets to see muse again :lol:
Sexlightened
Hi Danne
I am planning on visiting some time sunday - but as I am, so far, a straight male I will be of no interest!
I dont know what time i will be frequenting the place but am most likely to be there from about 9PM - if you really want to avoid me - how can you say fairer than that :-)
Actually whilst we are on the topic - i have been a few times on a sunday but never worked out if it is busier of an afternoon than the evening. Is it still worth going later on or has everyone left by 10 ??
Sorry to try to hijack your post - i am sure it will be ignored
Alan
I am planning on visiting some time sunday - but as I am, so far, a straight male I will be of no interest!
I dont know what time i will be frequenting the place but am most likely to be there from about 9PM - if you really want to avoid me - how can you say fairer than that :-)
Actually whilst we are on the topic - i have been a few times on a sunday but never worked out if it is busier of an afternoon than the evening. Is it still worth going later on or has everyone left by 10 ??
Sorry to try to hijack your post - i am sure it will be ignored
Alan
Sexlightened
I am contemplating making an appearance next Monday ! - not sure if i will pluck up the courage though !
Also planning to visit Sunday 22nd So maybe 2 nights in a row would be considered greedy not sure - then again if all goes to plan i will be worn out from Sunday and will be too knackered to make and appearance Monday - well we can but hope :-)
So see you Monday.....
Also planning to visit Sunday 22nd So maybe 2 nights in a row would be considered greedy not sure - then again if all goes to plan i will be worn out from Sunday and will be too knackered to make and appearance Monday - well we can but hope :-)
So see you Monday.....
Sexlightened
According to Darwin we are given sexual drive to procreate and so keep the population going. If men were merely designed to procreate at will spreading their genes as widely as possible then the population would be 1 guy for 100 girls ….. (ahh just thinking of that utopia ! ) As populations tend to settle on equal numbers – after recovering from war, famine etc. men spreading their seed is not required – we are clearly required to bond and bring up children. So there is no evolutionary advantage.
In swingers however I think it is the liberated upbringing that differentiates. Especially with women. Both sexes have a sexual drive but society has for years accepted that blokes – ‘put it about’ so they are called studs etc (generally aspirational terms) where as women who act in the same way are slags etc (generally derogatory terms ) This is because society (run by blokes) has used the excuse of spreading their seed – which I think is a misnomer ! Ok a Guy can father potentially 1000’s of children where as women can just about have 15 (I bet that brings tears to the eyes girls ).
If you have been brought up with a fairly liberal attitude to sex and see it as recreation rather than procreation then one uses ones sexual drive to its full by swinging. Those who don’t swing are repressing their natural drive as they considered it to be ‘wrong’.
We will see when there is true equality between the sexes when the entry price to clubs are the same for single blokes as women – but that was another topic !
So a sexual Orientation – I don’t think so .
Fun and a sign of superior development – oh yes :-)
In swingers however I think it is the liberated upbringing that differentiates. Especially with women. Both sexes have a sexual drive but society has for years accepted that blokes – ‘put it about’ so they are called studs etc (generally aspirational terms) where as women who act in the same way are slags etc (generally derogatory terms ) This is because society (run by blokes) has used the excuse of spreading their seed – which I think is a misnomer ! Ok a Guy can father potentially 1000’s of children where as women can just about have 15 (I bet that brings tears to the eyes girls ).
If you have been brought up with a fairly liberal attitude to sex and see it as recreation rather than procreation then one uses ones sexual drive to its full by swinging. Those who don’t swing are repressing their natural drive as they considered it to be ‘wrong’.
We will see when there is true equality between the sexes when the entry price to clubs are the same for single blokes as women – but that was another topic !
So a sexual Orientation – I don’t think so .
Fun and a sign of superior development – oh yes :-)
Sexlightened
I think i may be showing my age but i recall playing the Original wolfenstein and then upgrading to Doom. I remember playing online (on a dialup !) and killing my brother in law alot ! - that was fun. Had a go on Quake IV and i scared the bits of me - proper graphics and surround sound..
Although i have a playstation3 and wii I find I am too rubbish to play online - I just die !! My eldest's boyfriends normally play it now !
Am getting into the beatles band thing but i am finding the drums really hard - I am just too uncordinated ! has however made the game family centric as we can all get together and play - its good fun. Oddly my daughter who can play piano and cello well has picked up the drums and the guitar with no problem at all - I am really feeling my age now !
Oh well
Although i have a playstation3 and wii I find I am too rubbish to play online - I just die !! My eldest's boyfriends normally play it now !
Am getting into the beatles band thing but i am finding the drums really hard - I am just too uncordinated ! has however made the game family centric as we can all get together and play - its good fun. Oddly my daughter who can play piano and cello well has picked up the drums and the guitar with no problem at all - I am really feeling my age now !
Oh well
Sexlightened
I would have to admit to partaking in a fair few threesomes with couples.
None have ever been a disaster but a few have been a bit unusual.
One that springs to mind was at a club – I was invited to accompany a couple into a private room – and after about 1 millisecond of thought followed them to the room. She walked in I followed then she turned around and closed the door leaving her partner on the other side. I checked that she intended that and she said oh he wouldn’t be joining us. Well after the initial shock I managed to settle into the liaison and had a great time. I never did manage to catch up with them both afterwards – Is this common ?
Another strange time with a couple was during the event she managed to gush a little – nothing too explosive. Well clearly this wasn’t a usual occurrence as her partner jumped up wondering what was going on with a panicked look on his face. After she had calmed down she explained and he was fine with it – I was rather nervous for a time though !
So generally fantastic times with couples – and generally with singles.
Dull really – oh well :-)
None have ever been a disaster but a few have been a bit unusual.
One that springs to mind was at a club – I was invited to accompany a couple into a private room – and after about 1 millisecond of thought followed them to the room. She walked in I followed then she turned around and closed the door leaving her partner on the other side. I checked that she intended that and she said oh he wouldn’t be joining us. Well after the initial shock I managed to settle into the liaison and had a great time. I never did manage to catch up with them both afterwards – Is this common ?
Another strange time with a couple was during the event she managed to gush a little – nothing too explosive. Well clearly this wasn’t a usual occurrence as her partner jumped up wondering what was going on with a panicked look on his face. After she had calmed down she explained and he was fine with it – I was rather nervous for a time though !
So generally fantastic times with couples – and generally with singles.
Dull really – oh well :-)
Sexlightened
Quote by bibuckslady
Any guy looking for lady to escort
I would guess that would be me and about 10,000 other blokes - maybe even more.
Now how does one stand out - perhaps saying i have the stamina of the beast - a body of an adonis and a 12" cock - but then i would be lying adn turn ut to be a dissapointment !
Ho humm - I will quietly form an orderly queue
:-)
Sexlightened
OK finally got onto the Paradise Spa Website - I am useless - they are only open in the day on the wednesday !! 
- so scrap all that went before !
If you travelling there is always Kent swing sensations of a thursday (or if more adventourouse wednesday) but its in Sheerness which may be too far - i havent personally been yet but i have heard good things !
Alan
- so scrap all that went before !If you travelling there is always Kent swing sensations of a thursday (or if more adventourouse wednesday) but its in Sheerness which may be too far - i havent personally been yet but i have heard good things !
Alan
Sexlightened
Quote by Vpead
Any one know of clubs or spa's in London / Essex. Open for day time meets during weekdaysVal
I guess the obvious choice would be the Paradise Spa in Dagenham. As i recall this is open some weekdays but unless you like the attention of way too many single guys i would avoid Wednesday ! I cant recall the opening hours in the daytime but it is listed in the clubs section <-----. The link is down at the moment but I sure you can find out the hours soon.
If you want to travel further afield then going the other way there is Kestrels by Heathrow. This is a great spa place open every weekday - Nice pool and Jacuzzis (getting a bit chillier now outside though so you would have to go warm yourselves in the stables block ! ) Nicely thought out play rooms with enough privacy if required. Best to pre arrange a meet i would say as it is hardly packed of a daytime!
The closest to you is presumably Rio’s in Kentish Town. The last time I was there they still had the upstairs couples only rooms – and I have had many a fun hour there – I understand now though they have changed this (although there web site still shows them as private rooms ) so I cannot really comment – I wouldn’t now go but I am sure some one on here will defend it and give you an update. Maybe I will retry it again !!
Further afield still is Eurekas in Kent and Bristol Gardens in Brighton – they may however be too far – let me know if you want the lowdown – I assume if your going that far then there are others in the other direction – I don’t have experience of Spa’s up north !! If your prepared to travel that far then you might as well head up to Chameleons and make a day of it !!
Ok I will be quiet now
Alan
Sexlightened
Thanks for the reply
I have done all the forms etc. just need to go - and hope i stay awake !
dont suppose you want to provide company .... well you never know :-)
Alan
I have done all the forms etc. just need to go - and hope i stay awake !
dont suppose you want to provide company .... well you never know :-)
Alan
Quote by twos_company
ourplace4fun is a very well run club,,,it is a good place to go,,, we use to go every week till the smoking ban came in
2s would hate to make myself look nice,, just to look like a drown rat at a spa........
