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allgoneman
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
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Orgasminator
ok i know this one is tough for you, and it is aimed mainly but not completely at the ladies, lets face it im spoiling you now.
Orgasminator
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/17271.html
heres that link, now this will be tough for you to answer.
heres that link, now this will be tough for you to answer.
Orgasminator
ok following on from the porn star or lover theme im inspired to start a new thread you lot can be honest ill pop a link on here when the threads up and running
:shock: Orgasminator
thats the kind of post that makes me cum back here time and again, love it although you two scare me somewhat lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Orgasminator
they get around dont they, were they alone or hugging some young thong???
Orgasminator
going for sympathy will get you know where on here , tey being your self dont be frightened to join the nutters on the staffs thread be patient and eventually you will still probably not get a shag but youll have a good laugh and make some good friebnds along the way.
alternatively give up.
oh yeah im at the head of the queue that willing is in, i only mention it cos ill be ages with her before anyone else gets a look in.
alternatively give up.
oh yeah im at the head of the queue that willing is in, i only mention it cos ill be ages with her before anyone else gets a look in.
Orgasminator
i could have been a porn star, btw , just thought id mention it, that geezer in the mirror says it to me every morning,
most of us have had the cold sex stuff , it can be fun but there isnt any comparison to the loving stuff to get the mind rolling around in bliss is there, maybe as a bit of fun one night or to liven your own bedroom antics up its nice to have what i call fun sex or dirty sex , but there really isnt a substiute for love , well not in my book wins hands down every time, we'd be a promiscuos lot otherwise and swinging would be full of jealosy and rage i reckon if you didnt have that security at the end of the night.
not that id know though to be honest. just guessing.
most of us have had the cold sex stuff , it can be fun but there isnt any comparison to the loving stuff to get the mind rolling around in bliss is there, maybe as a bit of fun one night or to liven your own bedroom antics up its nice to have what i call fun sex or dirty sex , but there really isnt a substiute for love , well not in my book wins hands down every time, we'd be a promiscuos lot otherwise and swinging would be full of jealosy and rage i reckon if you didnt have that security at the end of the night.
not that id know though to be honest. just guessing.
Orgasminator
is it just me or would everyone else prefer to have sex with the one they love than a pornstar? could sex with a porn star be better? or will the deep meaningful stuff always win?
and btw im lucky enough to know a girl that could fulfill both jobs if she wanted lol.
and btw im lucky enough to know a girl that could fulfill both jobs if she wanted lol.
Orgasminator
if you want booze take your own, theres a pizza place that brings them round to order free soft drinks , keep those ciggies if you do them behind the bar, just chill relax and enjoy it all
Orgasminator
if you havent been youll love it, treat yourselves to a massage if you havent had one before soooooooo relaxing, good place freindly on the whole .
have great night
have great night
Orgasminator
try letting folks know a little about you and what your preferences for the evening may be, socially id hate togo to a sauna with a west ham untied fan so these little detaqils really matter , lol
Orgasminator
wouldnt we all alan , ive had some of my best orgasms on my own so yes we are including masturbation, with out it my average wiould be down by one already today, leaving me just three or so , which would make the weekly score below par.
Orgasminator
masturbation is legal isnt it? id be fucked loads if it wasnt , or er is that the idea , shit!
Orgasminator
i do hope so i have great plans and wanna have a beer with my mate judy while im up there lol.
Orgasminator
need one very experienced person familiar with manchesters gay village to pm me, just advice that all about the area etc
Orgasminator
most importantly this is on an average day not a red letter day folks.
Orgasminator
for me per day i could happily handle an average of three being sensible, max ever 8 over twelve hours ? what about you guys?
now ladies what about you, is there a limit per day you could handle, we're not talking one of those good days but how many every day on average ?
please remember this is no judge of the quality or success of the sex you are having so 8 crap ones will never beat 1 boster , but how are your sex drives , how do we compare.
now ladies what about you, is there a limit per day you could handle, we're not talking one of those good days but how many every day on average ?
please remember this is no judge of the quality or success of the sex you are having so 8 crap ones will never beat 1 boster , but how are your sex drives , how do we compare.
Orgasminator
Quote by musketeer
well as you may have noticed from the title having returned home now and unpacked it would seem im 1 pant short of my full collection that made the original journey not 36 hours ago, so who has got my pants
I can understand how you might lose them in "flagrante delicto" but am unsure how you didn't discover it until you unpacked. When you pulled up your Keck's didn't you say to yourself, "I'm sure I always wear something else with these?"
Did you not notice an unstayed member making its own arrangements homeward bound?
Clarification please
arh quite simple really, one i often go commando however on this occasion as i was on a sleep over id packed a more than adequate supply of boxers , two out of the three were matching so i really didnt spot the missing pants till i got back to chez mids, see quite simple really but thanks for your interest
Orgasminator
i have redeemed the pants , she hardly put up a struggle too bless her, never known a girl so easily parted with pants before , all it took was a cup of tea and a a pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease give me those pants.
Orgasminator
Enjoy!
J
they dont know what they are missing do they mate, i mean a fireman sits on his arse all day then is good for a quick twenty mins with his hose, 12 hours on the job is nothing ot the building trade, come on girls we aint glamorous but we'd wear you lot out no problems
J
they dont know what they are missing do they mate, i mean a fireman sits on his arse all day then is good for a quick twenty mins with his hose, 12 hours on the job is nothing ot the building trade, come on girls we aint glamorous but we'd wear you lot out no problems
Orgasminator
tell you what youll come round to tilers sooner or later we do it on the floor up against the wall, all day every day !! experts at filling cracks we can even lay one on top of another, get real dirty by the end of the day and only stop for coffee
Orgasminator
you need stress relief !
so do i babe so do i,
wheres my walking boots
im off to recover my pants hoorah well thats if i can get the girl out of them.
so do i babe so do i,
wheres my walking boots
im off to recover my pants hoorah well thats if i can get the girl out of them.
Orgasminator
always bloody moaning arent you claire last week pmt this week its pre work tension, chill out lass and look foreward to next weekend, me ive got the day off and im going for a loveley walk on the chase with friends .
ner ner ner ner ner
ner ner ner ner ner
