Orgasminator
lol have yoou seen the video bum fights, oh please no dont bring it here
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allgoneman
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
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Orgasminator
hi all can anyone send me link to somewhere i can upload a 40mb file to store fora few days that can be easily accessed , nothing rude lol just wanna share it and its too big to email, it is a movie.
oh yeah id need some privacy on this too, so thanks but no thanks to those of you with space on your own servers or web sites.
x
oh yeah id need some privacy on this too, so thanks but no thanks to those of you with space on your own servers or web sites.
x
Orgasminator
ceramic tilers, i can guarantee are not only the best lovers but by far the horniest , honest and caring
oh yeah 20 quid a square yard if your interested
lol
oh yeah 20 quid a square yard if your interested
lol Orgasminator
Quote by davej
Hello Wilma......eeerrmm let me see
I've been hiding under a table
Midsmale has packed his rucksack and gone off looking for pants
steveg has three thousand coming to a munch
[but hey there's not been much lately. Welcome back from me and mrs davej
just an update my pants have turned up at willing but nervous' home, she has promised i can have them bck when she has finished touching and rubbing against them strange girl but oh so understandable.
so mids is now looking for one more thing and thats a naked finger , not any old finger but one specific unclothed one, why cos hes never had one before and wants this one so much he isnt going to give in easy.
good night all
x
Orgasminator
ok errrr a jumbo sausage , perhaps i should let the lady explain , mind you shes a bit honest for my liking might tell the truth
Orgasminator
just a quick update on the pants front , they have been found , in fact they are now stuffed and mounted as a tropy at willing but nervous' home, hope she stuffed them with something realistic like a courgette or marrow!!!!
Orgasminator
has anyone ever told you its quality not quantity that counts and the women we have on here ae easily the best you will ever find
Orgasminator
ive got a photofit pic up now as my avatar, im getting worried theyvee been gone for some time and not a word not even a text message.
Orgasminator
i did have them on for a minute or two before they disappeared , getting me out of my pants that quick strikes me as very lucky pants as lucky pants go
Orgasminator
Do you reckon my pants could be in Sommerset, i reckon theyve been kidnapped and ill start getting postcards from around the world from them, i need my pants , they were in a two pack and the other pants are missing them.
If you see my pants please let me know where they are, i really hope one of last nights gang got into them by er mistake and perhaps are keeping them as souvenir of their triumph over my underwear.
If you see my pants please let me know where they are, i really hope one of last nights gang got into them by er mistake and perhaps are keeping them as souvenir of their triumph over my underwear.
Orgasminator
well ladies all he had to do was ask!
would have happily helped out there mal just didnt read the post till now.
would have happily helped out there mal just didnt read the post till now.
Orgasminator
moan moan moan, get back in the kitchen clare and stop the incessent whining about your monthly woes, you dont know your born, us poor blokes have to put up with this crap all too often, one day you say i love you and get a cuddle next day you say i love you and she wants to kmow who the fuck youve been sleeping with behind her back, pmt nothing to being on the recieving end of it, its as easy as shelling peas, err oh yeah thats child birth another one women whine on about.
ok im dead i know i am .
sorry ladies
ill get my coat.
xx
ok im dead i know i am .
sorry ladies
ill get my coat.
xx
Orgasminator
you think your safe,
CAUGHT YOU GET UP AGAINST THE WALL HANDS IN THE AIR,
PHWAAAAAAAAW
im on sentry duty
CAUGHT YOU GET UP AGAINST THE WALL HANDS IN THE AIR,
PHWAAAAAAAAW
im on sentry duty
Orgasminator
Quote by debbiewebs
you cheeky thing you , have nice holiday btw
ooooooo thanks!
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: ....and keep off the fags!..you are doing sooooooooo well!,,,,,,,,,,,when i get back!.....tell me all as i want to give up allso! :smoke:all you have to do is make a promise to spmeone you love , then having a fag is the same as cheating you just wont do it if you love them, simple easy sorted
Orgasminator
turned it down a few times not good in the building trade to shag customers, gets in the way of why you are really there, well that to drink lots of tea and steal all the biscuits when they arent looking.
Orgasminator
perhaps i could suggest you let the girlies no what a chap like you is!!!!
then hang around and see
good luck
then hang around and see
good luck
Orgasminator
i kept my eyes shut sarge and didnt read anything ,
anything i tell ya anything
anything i tell ya anything
Orgasminator
slap a few more posts on here mate contribute then when everyone knows you tell them you havent had sex since your wif3e left you seven years ago as you were too busy bringing up three kids on your own , then just let your cock slip out of your avatar and let them see it si fourteen inches and before you know it you may get errrrr one reply lol
good luck
good luck
Orgasminator
deb i dont know where you are going but whether it be the northpole costa brava or shang hai, ill wager theres a french waiter just begging for a shag before your hols are over, go have a shirly valentine then come back and tell us all about it
xx
xx
Orgasminator
what about the cake babe, er i ws thinking naked chefs friday morning?
Orgasminator
well done girl you kept up , lets go get dressed before the mods have us arrested, nice ass babe
Orgasminator
keep ruunning
to dogging
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16689.html
to dogging
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16689.html
Orgasminator
from here to lets meet up come on willing keep up
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16688.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16688.html
