It has been done b4 no doubt but I thought it was a good post on another site so........
5 things about you people don't know about
1) I have a blood clot on the brain that is inoperable as a result of a car accident. It blocks the flow of 'brain fluid' we all have and as such I have a drain going from my head into a vein in my kneck.
2) I also got run over by a nurse, broke my leg and the nurse said I would be ok despite my leg bone sticking out of my skin. She also asked 4 £80 4 a new wing mirror that my bag broke!
2a) I must be more careful and stop draining NHS resourses
3) I don't like marmite
4) I am scared of heights
5) I spent a year travelling America with 8 friends and I got stopped at customs inc going out of Heathrow a total of 6 times. And by stopped I don't just mean can you open your bag but the full 'come into this little room and answer these questions please. (Never had the latex glove I might add)
Over to you!
Chris x
Spidey here and I am quite pleased but not sure why, suppose it is based on the movie, perseption of character etc.
Chris x
On topic, sort of - The high street shoe shop chain Ravel has gone bust and is selling all stock at stupid prices, but get in quick.
Chris x
Think the 'answers' here have it.
I don't really like blow jobs because, not to put it to bluntly, I have a slightly tight foreskin and thus a sensitive end. Therefore, it is all in the hands, mouth/tongue on the shaft for me and to much focus on the end after a bit hurts and actually has the opposite effect.
Communication, technique, maybe just not his thing, maybe even 'medical' or maybe he has not had a good 1 and by that I mean 1 that works for him.
Chris x
Hotels throw up the issue of up front cost and also the scene of 2 women and 10 men trawling throw reception! We will of course throw into the beer glass but the unknown is well, the unknown and also it can be a little 'staged' with 10 men around 1 bed rather than a nice relaxed fun good old party!
Also, I have been there when you get a knock on the door from the staff!
The simple answer is somebody's house, meet in a pub 1st and no complete strangers. I say simple....
Chris x
Now I have been a user of this establishment a good few times and have much praise for nurses and doctors till the cows come home but did anyone see Sir Gerry Robinson's tv prog on hospitals?
He basically said they are stuck in the dark ages, basic cleaning standards are victorian and nothing gets done because everybody works independently of each other and doesn't see why they should change if the others don't. More importantly, v basic issues were not addressed such as theatres being empty because right staff at right time 'scheduling' was to hard to organise!
Like I said, praise for the staff but in short, this country is fooked and we are to blame. Fuel prices go through the roof and what do we do, panic buy and spend hrs waiting in line and saying I support it but need to get to work. In America they set fire to the stations! Basic economic theory says you cannot have an efficient and effective 2 tier system of contribution by all and pay as you go and what do we have, NHS and private hospitals, fuel/road tax and toll roads and pay per mile coming v soon. Wake up people!
Chris x
Big fan of these and, although not hard to of worked out, it is Innocent smoothies.
There are loads of little comments on the packs and they actually every so often in meetings get a new batch from people.
The company was started by 3 guys who all lived together at uni. 1 of the lads dad was a fruit n veg seller and he kept giving them loads of the stuff and they just started experimenting. They then sold then locally and the rest is history shall we say.
I don't work for them btw, but no someone who does.
Chris x
PS Maybe whoever thought it is 1 of us and it is a reference to the camping trips planned lol
I think you were reading it from a different perspective and missed the whole point to my post me thinks!
I was trying to emphasis she was probably looking to hard and focusing on 'dates' rather than just meeting new peeps, which a munch is a great way, but then also understanding diff peeps want diff things from 'swinging'. You get to know this by chatting, things they say and how they behave i.e. phone no's, breakfast and doing things as any other friend would do, thus she would straightaway eliminate those who just want to fuck rather than might be interested in finding someone and possible might want a relationship, which I beleive was her point!
Chris x
Fook the ladder, use the sofa and downstairs window (If the neighbourhood is appropriate)
Was going to say the old plumber fixing the sink thing but then I realised I just sound like, with the above as well, someone working on behalf of srne to get you to do the housework!
Chris x
Did someone say Fern is doing a guess appearance at a munch. I reckon she is a bit kinky to, pvc catsuit, nipples cut out I might add, those glasses and maybe even a toy chest in tow :crazy:
Getting carri ed away now so in other words, she is HOT!
Chris x
Sorry, I do not like to do this as this is 1 thing that annoys me in a sensible, interesting and to the person (s)important post who is looking for feedback but.....
Neil, I know Gem is a bit kinky, but pegs! I didn't have her down as top of my domesticated list :twisted:
Chris x
Although not a very nice thing and person at all. I suppose there are worse things they could of taken and you could say, at least they are keeping the neighbourhood tidy and saving the environment.
Don't have a funny line for the plant.
Chris x
I don’t think you should look at this any differently, yes falling for a fellow swinger overcomes swinging in a vanilla relationship but in the end people get to get together because they fancy each other, they have things in common, as well as differences, the feelings grow, you have common goals and can start to see a future with that person and start to fall in love.
As HLB said, people getting possessive and this is a common scenario but in reality, it comes down to 2 people wanting different things and as I said this is no different in any relationship, wherever you meet.
Some people want to be single, some swing as swinging partners only, some people keep this completely separate, some are friends and some people are full on girlfriend and boyfriend and meet the parents, watch corrie and go to tesco together. This happens because of what you want in any situation and what that other person wants.
I think the important thing is carry on with what you are doing and if you like someone you will have common ground to see more of each other, probably at munches and just talk about everyday life and things will just crop up. If they want to keep swinging separate they will only see you at munches, probably not give out their phone no’ and probably not do breakfast the morning after, but if they want to be friends you will start to ‘ hang out’’ and you will then get a vibe back from things they say. Also, as they say, you don’t get if you don’t ask, so if that person you like is going for lunch after a munch, take a risk and go along yourself and if you think minds are meeting, don’t be scared to ask if they fancy just you 2 doing something.
Chris x
Although it is still a few weeks before these fine people leave us for fairer shores and go travelling for 4, yes 4 years, I thought it would be good to start a thread, save their inbox and to give peeps, and indeed themselves, time to say a few good lucks and miss you words.
Bye, good luck and miss you.
Only joking, although of course, good luck and miss you goes without saying, I will add it has been great knowing you both, Leonie for the outfits and the pleasure that is her sexy bum and Adam for being a great guy and always having a good conversation and putting the world to rights. I am sure, as well as being very jealous, you will have an unbelievable time and hopefully you will be able to keep us up to date with some of your adventures.
Good luck to you both, enjoy yourselves, have a fantastic time, keep us up to date and you will be missed xxx
Take care
Chris x
Me me me (please) esp missing vickyuk's earlier this year.
Cheers x
Happy Birthday babe
See u Saturday, looking forward to it has not been allowed out for ages lol
Chris xx
Ello n hope u r well.
I have sent u a pm but its been so long not sure if it will work lol, anyway, i would love to celebrate your bday if you can be so kind to allow me and add me to the list pls
Take care
Chris x
Hiya, could I be so bold sir and ask to attend please.
Chris
Hi, can u please add me to the list.
Just so u no, or rather dont no who i am lol it is because I have not been online since crimbo but still a very active member with many a peeps inc. the last big outings of kaz's bday bash n ofcourse the nw munch on sat so i am sure many will speak up 4 me if u have any worries.
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I will go against the norm and keep it brief, what a great nite n hello 2 new n old friends.
Vicki n the rest of the helpers, lep, sassy etc THANK YOU an an extra 1 to sassy 4 the pre drinks n food x
It would seem GEM that u showed the world n their dog ur knickers, u told me i was special and the only 1 to of seen them! lol
Blue, loved the glasses, as i said, an american policewomen.
Was it me or did I see Ali G there at 1 point but then low n behold those famous red shorts appeared, as always, as funny as ever Marcuso.
I think the biggest compliment i can say is think of the peeps u spoke to that had travelled from far n wide, testiment to the spirit of these events which in translation means the people. The downside of this is that the person u fancy (at the NW munch) could actually live 5hrs drive away!
As for this room 307, all I can say is wish I was in it!
BTW Risking the wrath of my work IT deptment here as some will know and the rest will just wonder who the hell i am but have not been online since about crimbo but had to say my thank you's xx
Chris
Not a club but forum etc centred around peeps in Wales.
I dont go on it or anything but remembered it so thought id be helpful n post lol
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Big hello to all from Saturday night (and Sun morning lol)
Had a fantastic night and apologise if I didnt get to talk to some of u as much as I would of liked but I think I speak for all with I thank you again Lep, Sassy n Gem for organising the shin dig, and another 1 again to Sassy for taking us all to the club lol, and for to everyone there for making the night a gr8 1.
Have a happy crimbo and love to you and yours.
Chris x
No, not been myself yet as not been able to coax a lady friend so as not to get battered by single male prices lol but heard good things. More like a big house so I am told but v nice decor, atmos and gen peeps who go with a good regular crowd.
They also have a couple of groups so maybe have a chat to peeps there
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Hi, take a look in the clubs n parties section for not only the clubs info but also a few reviews by peeps who have been. All the Manc 1s I have heard of are listed but its a little light on the Liverpool 1s.
A Liverpool 1 that I have heard good things about is the TownHouse
Take care x
Just so you know, this is me, as I is coming for the whole shindig. My 1st so be gentle.
(Pic better be there now lol)
Chris x
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