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alljustfun2001
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Plimbo - There were loads so I copied and pasted a good few but wanted to keep you all thinking of your own and indeed, as Tiger said, the post would have been longggggggggg.
Here's a few more though.
1. The last thing you typically do at a party is search for your wife's knickers.
2. You've hugged your friend’s goodnight while naked.
3. You watch C4s wife swap each week and wish if only, just once.
4. You don't think twice about wearing a short skirt, high heels and fishnets when there is three feet of snow on the ground.
5. Your party you go to also has an after party.
6. Your kids think its normal for adults to have sleepovers.
7. You frequently use the term "Friends of friends" when explaining how you know certain people.
8. You've closed your e-mails with "Bi Bi".
And 1 just for you fanny... (Also can I come for Tea when you use your China tea set pls)
9. You don’t just sit on the sofas in the shop when looking for a new 1 but bend over the armrest and of course make sure it is easy to wipe down.
And a season 1...
10. On Christmas, there are certain presents that can't be opened in front of your family.
Here's a few more though.
1. The last thing you typically do at a party is search for your wife's knickers.
2. You've hugged your friend’s goodnight while naked.
3. You watch C4s wife swap each week and wish if only, just once.
4. You don't think twice about wearing a short skirt, high heels and fishnets when there is three feet of snow on the ground.
5. Your party you go to also has an after party.
6. Your kids think its normal for adults to have sleepovers.
7. You frequently use the term "Friends of friends" when explaining how you know certain people.
8. You've closed your e-mails with "Bi Bi".
And 1 just for you fanny... (Also can I come for Tea when you use your China tea set pls)
9. You don’t just sit on the sofas in the shop when looking for a new 1 but bend over the armrest and of course make sure it is easy to wipe down.
And a season 1...
10. On Christmas, there are certain presents that can't be opened in front of your family.
Found on the net and there are 100s in total but will post a good few 10 at a time. Feel free to add your own ;-)
1. Half of the numbers on your mobile are listed only by screen names.
are running out of reasons to tell your workmates why you can't go out with them this weekend.
have let slip you are having a party to a vanilla friend then have to spend the rest of the week thinking of excuses why it is now cancelled.
had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person.
5. You position the computer screen in your home in such a way that your children can't possibly sneak up on you.
6. Before travelling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area.
7. You worry about explaining to the neighbours why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags and don't leave until Sunday afternoon.
8. You keep spare ‘sensible’ clothes in the car in case you break down.
9. Your sex toy collection costs more than your china set.
10. You never let the kids borrow your digital camera.
Come on, how many do you recognise!
1. Half of the numbers on your mobile are listed only by screen names.
are running out of reasons to tell your workmates why you can't go out with them this weekend.
have let slip you are having a party to a vanilla friend then have to spend the rest of the week thinking of excuses why it is now cancelled.
had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person.
5. You position the computer screen in your home in such a way that your children can't possibly sneak up on you.
6. Before travelling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area.
7. You worry about explaining to the neighbours why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags and don't leave until Sunday afternoon.
8. You keep spare ‘sensible’ clothes in the car in case you break down.
9. Your sex toy collection costs more than your china set.
10. You never let the kids borrow your digital camera.
Come on, how many do you recognise!
I'm a bit of a "bar hum bugger" to tell the truth.
The whole commercial side rather than peoples 'doing their thing', decorations etc, and people spending millions and buying crap with no thought etc
Always enjoyed as a kid but guess as I'm not 1 now lol and spent time at uni, London and now NW I can only think it is down to it not really starting until I go back to my mums a few days before but have to say Chritmas Eve mass is always the turning point though. Only time I go to Church and as its a local thing I really enjoy it and it then also reminds me what it is truely about which is happiness, being with those you care about and having a good time, shared together.
My Dad always does a prawn cocktail 80's style for boxing day dinner which gets me everytime as well.
Chris x
Happy Chritmas btw
The whole commercial side rather than peoples 'doing their thing', decorations etc, and people spending millions and buying crap with no thought etc
Always enjoyed as a kid but guess as I'm not 1 now lol and spent time at uni, London and now NW I can only think it is down to it not really starting until I go back to my mums a few days before but have to say Chritmas Eve mass is always the turning point though. Only time I go to Church and as its a local thing I really enjoy it and it then also reminds me what it is truely about which is happiness, being with those you care about and having a good time, shared together.
My Dad always does a prawn cocktail 80's style for boxing day dinner which gets me everytime as well.
Chris x
Happy Chritmas btw
Hiya Jackie, hope u are well.
Been out of 'action' and missed loads so can I be added please.
Sure will catch up with folk before but looking forward to it already.
Chris x
PS
Can I recommend the 'zip in question' be like the 1 in your profile pics
Been out of 'action' and missed loads so can I be added please.
Sure will catch up with folk before but looking forward to it already.
Chris x
PS
Quote by Countess
I promise to wear a better zip function this time:roll: :roll:
Can I recommend the 'zip in question' be like the 1 in your profile pics
:D 
made me laugh out load when i read it...This and the West Wing have been the best dramas on tv for years. The only 2 programmes that have left me wanting more but have also made me think that was clever as much as shake my head with confusion.
I had avoided as much as I could about the ending which turned out to be very easy as it was run tighter than harry potter. I read Al Gore was going to be on a plane at the time of showing and asked for a preview tape and he got told no. I had read tho that Chase had said there was not going to be a film, any 1 off episodes or spin off series.
Everyone expected (wanted?) a big ending and for some reason I said it was just going to end with nothing major like Tony dying, FBI etc. Not sure why other than if it has never really done the usual series endings on big cliffhanger type things and even 'big' events have happened at beginning/ middle of episodes and I also thought if Tony had died or been arrested people would then just of said it was an obvious ending.
Don't get me wrong, even in last episode I had moments when I thought he might get whacked or that the whole fbi terrorist 'friend' was a set up but I bottom line, hats off to Chase and the ending in my opinion. Just a nod on the man in the bar and the godfather thing - apparently 'the man' was friend not foe and had been in a few episodes in earlier series.
Chris
I had avoided as much as I could about the ending which turned out to be very easy as it was run tighter than harry potter. I read Al Gore was going to be on a plane at the time of showing and asked for a preview tape and he got told no. I had read tho that Chase had said there was not going to be a film, any 1 off episodes or spin off series.
Everyone expected (wanted?) a big ending and for some reason I said it was just going to end with nothing major like Tony dying, FBI etc. Not sure why other than if it has never really done the usual series endings on big cliffhanger type things and even 'big' events have happened at beginning/ middle of episodes and I also thought if Tony had died or been arrested people would then just of said it was an obvious ending.
Don't get me wrong, even in last episode I had moments when I thought he might get whacked or that the whole fbi terrorist 'friend' was a set up but I bottom line, hats off to Chase and the ending in my opinion. Just a nod on the man in the bar and the godfather thing - apparently 'the man' was friend not foe and had been in a few episodes in earlier series.
Chris
I have collected beer mats since before I can remember, which means I suppose a grown up started it for me, and just got into the habit of picking them and indeed other peeps giving them to me.
I realised about 2 yrs back that I had fooking thousands and whilst a good few are 'cool/ funny/ interesting' many are just 'standard' and I just thought what is the point lol, still collect them tho lol
Chris x
I realised about 2 yrs back that I had fooking thousands and whilst a good few are 'cool/ funny/ interesting' many are just 'standard' and I just thought what is the point lol, still collect them tho lol
Chris x
This is not suppose to sound sarcastic but go to / google, check uk only sites, and search condoms. Most of the 'shop' sites have a good few reviews.
If you want to 'test' a few, bite the bullet and order a pack of 3 of a few and have a wank. Worked for me and saves time waiting for the real event to get what suits you.
Worked for me
If you want to 'test' a few, bite the bullet and order a pack of 3 of a few and have a wank. Worked for me and saves time waiting for the real event to get what suits you.
Worked for me
